Monday, August 08, 2011

NY Post Blind Items

Which tech billionaire who rolls up to parties with a slew of leggy models always turns down their advances because he only has eyes for Asian women? .

Which hip-hop star's gold teeth are emitting a foul stench? Music industry noses are turning away in disgust because of his vile breath -- but it doesn't seem to put off the ladies .

Which A-list actress can't nail down a man because she's too stiff in the bedroom?

24 comments:

Angie said...

#1 Sean parker
#2 Kanye
#3 Rene Z

SusanB said...

Ditto Angie

Daveb said...

#3 Like the Renee Z guess but think that Jen A might also qualify.

califblondy said...

Jen dated Johny Mayer...how stiff could she be?

Renee seems like a better guess...

Anonymous said...

#2 is Lil' Wayne. He has several baby mamas, so no shortage of women who will be with him.

Ice Angel said...

#1-The Facebook guy has an Asian girlfriend, but not sure if that's how he rolls.
#2- each and every one of them!
#3-definitely Renee!

RocketQueen said...

1. Mark Zuckerburg
2. Lil Wayne
3. I like the Renee guess...but it boggles me that she's still an A.

Ice Angel said...

Oh....and if John Mayer didn't somehow magically get people to listen to his crappy music, he would be that wierd pervert guy from the neighborhood hanging out with high school girls.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Isn't Zuckerberg's girlfriend already Asian? At least he's consistent, I guess.

Lil' Wayne. And that is REVOLTING.

Renee, I guess.

Cathy said...

The third blind item would be a hell of a lot more interesting if by "too stiff" it means that she's actually a man.

ms snarky said...

#1 - I don't know about the Zuck, he seems pretty low-key and socially awkward. His fiancee is Asian, however. But I'm going with the other guy.

#2 - Lil Wayne. Yuck.

#3 - probably Renee.

Mango said...

@ Cathy - LOL! Love it!

I don't even like/do Facebook but have read enough about that little douche Zuckerberg to know he has a fetish for Asian girls. That must make his girlfriend/fiancee/whatever feel so special.

libby said...

I think it's Renee Z, but dating John Mayer does not make one 'not stiff' in the bedroom.
Douches like Mayer simply require you to have low self-esteem. They will guide you in the bedroom, and usually prefer that.

I don't think the idea to poop in a 'sexy way' (?!) is usually broached by the woman, that's all. Foul.

The Nightmare Child said...

1. Steve Jobs.

2. Lil' Wayne...that fucking goblin.

3. Jennifer Aniston. C'mon...it just makes sense.

Seachica said...

1. Mark Zuckerberg
2. Flava Flav
3. Renee Z

surfer said...

1. Paul Allen

2. Lil' Wayne

3. Sandra Bullock?

L said...

I don't kno but it's not Lil Wayne he doesn't have gold teeth

The Nightmare Child said...

It can't be Paul Allen. Didn't Patrick Bateman kill him?

Robert said...

@TNC: But did he?

PotPourri said...

Renee looks like she can't relax anywhere.

Jerry said...

I'm going with Halle Berry for number 3. She's been with David Justice, Eric Benet and Gabriel Aubry, all good looking and successful.

RocketQueen said...

lol @ Robert and TNC! Yes, did he??

Bit dams said...

well if its renee that would explain a lot, wouldn't it. wonder if she knows.

halle always looks so sexy, and moves so...cat like. could it really be her?

it would suck to be that bad in bed.

J-Mo said...

i think the third is Charlize Theron

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