On last night's episode of Jersey Shore, a new word was created called lesbionic. Apparently it is the word to describe women who are lesbians and is not a tribute to Lindsay Wagner and The Bionic Woman. I have to say I was pretty bored with last night's episode and I think the producers were just trying to put together pieces for next week when there will be multiple explosions.
Some things I noticed were The Situation and his twins they he thought he was going to have sex with. One of them was the same person he has been having sex with non-stop. The twins re American because obviously the Italians are not as impressed with him as he is with himself. The one twin certainly had no problems bouncing between Deena and Vinny but lucky for her she can always say it was her sister and not herself. “Me? No, I am not the person who messed around with Vinny and Deena. That was my sister. I am the virgin.” Deena also had sex with some 14 year old waiter she picked up at a restaurant. He freaked out during the night and ran away as quickly as he could.
Ron and Sam got back together again and the only surprising thing about it is that they went the whole episode without fighting, but in the sneak for next week it looks like things are back to normal as Ron is on one of his roid rages and is shown throwing out what looks to be all her stuff.
The best part was when Snooki was working out and the owner of the gym decided to help out Snooki and got really close. Like so close she complained about his peen pressing into her.
She also claims that she and Mike have not had sex recently. What is she going to say? Is she going to tell her boyfriend she was smushing with Mike? Of course not. I think they had sex, but I don't know why Mike is making a big deal of it.
I also noticed he is really going downhill fast in the looks department. I can't tell who is looking worse, Mike or Jwowww. At this point they are not even showing Jwowww because she looks so bad, but Mike is not far behind. He looks 45. That is what two straight years of drinking and smoking non-stop will do to you. I think he also brought an entire suitcase filled with nothing but sneakers. So, in addition to looking like he is 45, he thinks he is 15.
The music I liked last night included Pance Party. Unfortunately for them, in addition to spelling woes they do not have a link to the song from the show last night so can't give them any extra love. I also really liked this song by Marc Robillard, called Blown Away. He has a Seann William Scott look about him. In my mind I see the song over highlight packages on American Idol or after a breakup. It is that kind of thing. Also for the second consecutive week they had a song by this Kate Crash person. I like this one way more than the one last week. It is called Generation Of The Bored. I even found a video for it although there is no audio for the first few seconds, I liked the concept.