Spanish Blind Item
Sometimes I get told items which do not necessarily appeal to everyone, but this one was too juicy. It is in Spanish because all of the people involved are Spanish speakers.
Este es un poco complicado, pero en realidad se casó con una actriz good.This lista ha apparead en el cine y la televisión. Aunque está casada, ella ha estado engañando a su marido con una compañera de reparto. El co-protagonista a su vez ha sido infiel a su pareja. Nuestra actriz fue sorprendida por su marido, pero ella fue capaz de convencer a su salida de ella diciendo que el hombre que estaba teniendo una aventura con la era en realidad tiene una aventura con otra compañera de reparto en el mismo programa. SÃ, por lo que nuestra actriz marginado a un hombre sólo para proteger a sus aventuras sexuales.
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I don't speak Spanish, but here's the Babel Fish translation (direct, no editing!) :
This he is a little complicated, but in fact good married with an actress. Ready This is apparead in the cinema and the television. Although it is married, she has been deceiving his husband with a distribution companion. The co-protagonist has been unfaithful as well to his pair. Our actress was surprised by her husband, but she was able to convince to her exit of her saying that the man who was having an adventure with the era in fact has an adventure with another companion of distribution in the same program. Yes, reason why our actress marginalized to a man to only protect to its sexual adventures.
Is this piece of goss relating to Spain or Lat Am??
@ms. snarky - lol instant headache! what do you make of it?
LOL. This is courtesy of Google Translate:
"This is a bit complicated, but in fact he married an actress good.This list has appare in film and television. Although married, she has been cheating on her husband with a co-star. Co-starring turn has been unfaithful to your partner. Our actress was surprised by her husband, but she was able to convince her out of it saying that the man was having an affair with was actually having an affair with another co-star in the same program. Yes, so our actress marginalized a man only to protect their sexual adventures."
Um. Charo?
@Big Mama -
Actress got caught by her husband with another guy (let's call him Guy #2), but she convinced her husband that it was someone else in the movie who was cheating with Guy #2.
either the actress or her husband has appeared in both tv and movies.
Or something like that!
We seriously need to learn Spanish.
and the obvious answer is going to be Penny / Javi, but I think the real answer is two people we've never heard of.
No comprende
and it can't be JLo, cause she no speaka de Espanol. Just like us. hee!
This is from freetranslation.com, Latin American Spanish to English:
This is a little complicated, but in reality married an actress good.This ready there is apparead in the movies and the television. Although it is married, she has been deceiving her husband with a companion of distribution. The co-protagonist at the same time has been an infidel to her couple. Our actress was surprised by his husband, but she was capable to convince to his exit of her telling that the man that was having an adventure with it was in reality he has an adventure with another companion of distribution in the same program. Yes, for which our marginalized actress to a man only to protect to his sexual adventures.
Clear as mud! : )
@ms snarky AMEN! My little bit of Dora the Explorer viewing clearly didn't help with this. I can however, thanks to my big headed mismatched friend, count to 10 in spanish. OH, and say Hola!
@BigMama-
I can count to, like, 900. Also I can ask where the library is, if you have a telephone, and if Suzanne is at home. I am so ready to travel.
And for a final translation, this is from bablyon.com:
This is a bit complicated, but in reality it is case with an actress buena. Este list has apparead in film and television. Although is married, she has been deceiving her husband with a female partner for the distribution. Co-star in turn has been unfaithful to your partner.
Our actress was surprised by her husband, but she was able to convince to his departure from it by saying that the man who was taking an adventure with the was in fact is having an affair with another companion of sharing in the same program.
If, for what our actress marginalized a man just to protect their sexual adventure.
This last translation seems to say that the actress was having a fling with a girl. But how the heck can anyone be sure?
Do we not have a fellow reader who can translate without help of machines?
actress- goopface
actor- matthew morrison
Husband-chris martin
Program-glee
gwyneth and matthew both are fluent in spanish ...not sure about chris martin though.
I adore online translations. My favorite here is the usage of distribution and protect to its sexual adventure. Awesome.
this is a little complicated, but in reality he married a good actress. She has appeared in movies and tv. She has been cheating on her husband with a female co-star. The co-star has also been cheating on her partner. Our actress was surprised by her husband, but she was able to convince him to his departure that the man was having an affair with another female co-star from the same show. Yes, our actress marginalized a man only to protect her own sexual adventures.
It doesnt make sense...or my spanish is rusty, not sure.
My translation. I'm not fluent in Spanish, but pretty close to it:
This is a bit complicated, but this deals with a good actress. This beautiful woman has appeared in film and TV. Although she is married, she has been cheating on her spouse with a co-star. The co-star in turn has been unfaithful to his partner. Our actress was discovered by her husband, but she was able to convince him that she wasn't having an affair, by telling him that the guy was having an affair with a different co-star on the same program. Yes, our actress framed a guy solely to protect her sexual escapades.
oops...my "The co-star has also been cheating on her partner" should read "his" partner.
I am fluent in Spanish, but the original source is crappy Spanish. That's why you guys are getting strange, grammatically incorrect translations, but you all pretty much nailed the story. Gist: Both main actors are having affairs on their spouses. Woman was caught, convinced husband that she was covering for him because he was having an affair with someone else.
Spanish is my first language and this postcomes from translated text. No wonder it doesn't make any sense when you read it.
Why do I care about this?
Enty does love Google Translate!
StephenK, I think you nailed it, except isn't Chris Martin looking for a way out? Then again, they are supposed to be on a 'trial separation' while he is touring, and she has been dropping hints. They should have announced it around the JLo announcement, but I bet Goop wants a Vogue cover to go with her divorce news.
Penelope & Javier?
thanks to all for translating..it was a hoot reading it lol.
Gracias.
So did this happen in Spain or Latin America? If Spain my first thought was a former athlete and his tv star wife.
If not I got nothing.
My Spanish is rusty, but I got a kick out of this. Even if it was translated using an online translator...
The online translators often switch the genders, even in the same sentence. I think Lissette gave the correct gist of the story.
I want to marginalize someone...sounds delicious.
The online translations were like reading a blind from Señor Ted C.
I thought Javier Bardeum is gay also? I might have misspelled his last name.
love how ENTY is going Internacional love love love
great guess @stephenk
Ida, i'd love to, but this garbled f'ery is insane...and getting our enty to see that google translate is complete crap is like asking him to become vegetarian, it just ain't happening.
thru some miracle of patience and translating of the bad translation, you guys have pretty much got it, tho...and i soooo throw my hat into the goop/chris martin ring.
#readytobeatentyhimw/astick.
You guys are cracking me up. Thanks, it's been a crappy day!
Cracking up at the online translations, especially the first one. Sex = adventure? ¡SÃ!
From Enty's first paragraph, I'm guessing this blind is about people famous in a Spanish-speaking country, and not anyone most of us would know.
Gwynneth Paltrow does NOT speak Spanish. She can use a few phrases, but her interviews on Spanish television prove she has no idea what is going on or how to respond.
Spanish is my first language, and I don't understand this fuckery. Seriously?!?
The only Spanish speaking "actors" we really know our Penelope Cruz and Javier. You could throw in Benicio del Torro and Selma Hayek.
I go with Penny and Javier, since he was cheating on her (while pregnant) with Julia Roberts.
Salma Hayek is a film actress who has been on tv (30 Rock). I dont care enough to look up the other details.
Need new blind items . . . this is too old. Since, I'm bored and it looks like everyone here might just have the wrong answer, I'll say J-Lo/Marc-Anthony Jada Pinkett/Will Smith.
The out there now but not that many people realize that Will Smith and his entire family are fluent in Spanish.
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