Jessica Simpson Says She Was Not Drunk - Who Cares
Apparently Jessica Simpson does not want you thinking she was drunk the other night at an Adele concert here in Los Angeles. I honestly don't care if she was or was not, and for the record, according to one person I know who was in the bathroom with her, she was a "happy drunk who talked a lot, but I could not understand one word she said because she was drunk." Using the same bathroom was Jessica's fiance', and my friend got a glimpse of his peen. Apparently quite large. Or, as she put it, "a sight I will not soon forget."
Anyway, on her Twitter Jessica said, "There are rumors that I was 'drunk swaying' at the Adele concert last night. That wasn't drunk swaying. That was professional dancing!"
In other Adele concert news, Robert Pattinson stopped watching the show to wait in line for the bar to open which is closed while performers are performing. He wanted to be first. Christina Aguilera was rude to everyone and is the only celebrity to bring a bodyguard, you know because even though she was with her boyfriend she still needed protection from those crazy Adele fans.
In other Adele concert news, Robert Pattinson stopped watching the show to wait in line for the bar to open which is closed while performers are performing. He wanted to be first. Christina Aguilera was rude to everyone and is the only celebrity to bring a bodyguard, you know because even though she was with her boyfriend she still needed protection from those crazy Adele fans.
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Wow. She is just.not.smart. There's no other way to put it.
Christina was not the only person to bring a bodyguard, I just saw pics on Radar I think showing Blohan was there, being led by her security guy with a picture of him holding her hand.
Poor Jessica, no common sense...not a drop.
Most of the time, I give Jessica a break, honestly. She's kinda dim, sure, but she's also pretty harmless.
And I have to congratulate her for spelling every single word in that tweet correctly. That's a very rare celebrity accomplishment. *pats Jessica on the head*
I just hope Aguilera's ego was appropriately bitchslapped the moment Adele opened her mouth and let that glorious voice pour out.
I have a feeling that Jessica has a sense of humor and was being funny -- she was successful IMHO.
In her defense, she didn't actually deny being drunk - she just denied that her swaying was a result of her drunkenness.
That's OK Jess. We've seen you drunk in public plenty of other times and I'm sure they'll be plenty more.
Awww, I think she was joking :) Despite myself, I like her and her shoes. There, I said it. And now we know why she's dickmatized.
I loved the entire last paragraph, good stuff.
I thought she was pregnant. Maybe I just saw the headline on a newsstand.
Forgive my ignorance - who is Adele?
@ Ms Cool, Adele is the next big deal. She is going to be a major star, has a beautiful voice. I agree we now know what Jess sees in Eric. Hopefully he knows how to use it and treats her well. She can be drunk at a concert, give her a break. Xtina is a hotmess DIVA Bitch. Karma is going to bitch slap her in the face and soon.
Adele............you must listen to her music, she is wonderful.
Ms. Cool where do you live ?
It's my birthday today, and if this isn't a present in the form of a post: Simpson making an actual joke, Aguilera living up to her bitchy reputation and Pattinson proving to be my guy. Screw the Music - let's hit the bar! I choose to ignore the details about the peen of whatshisface.
The first thing I thought when I saw the pictures was that Jess looked drunk. Good for her. It's a concert, she's having fun, WTH, And good for her too about the bf's package.
It certainly says alot about Adele for the stars to come to her concert. I didn't think Christina was a fan of anyone other than herself.
@Misch - I think I live under a rock! LOL. I'm near Milwaukee, actually.
I look forward to listening to Adele.
@Ms. Cool - oh you must download yourself some Adele!! She is divine :)
I actually thought her tweet was kind of cute and self-deprecating. Meh.
I am confused, how was your female friend and JS's man using the same bathroom?
@kimmypie1
I'm thinking it was either a unisex bathroom or he just went into the bathroom along with Jess
I have no problem with an adult being drunk at a concert. And good for her for having a man with a lot to offer. I'm kind of tired of everyone dissing her bf just because he isn't the bread winner. No one ever does that to the significant others of male stars/celebrities. This is the 21st Century. Sometimes women make the money. Sometimes men bring the honey.
It doesn't say Enty's friend was a female, does it?
RQ, yes, "as she put it."
WTF does she mean by "professional dancing?'
Oh man. I done read good today. Must be time for lunch!
I think JS might have been joking too...*L*
And I love Adele! Just wanted to get that out there.
She actually uses the bathroom with us common folk?
I like Jessica, I can't help it. And now we know both she and her guy are bringing something to the relationship: her mega-millions and his peen.
Adding to the chorus of Adele lovers. Ms. Cool, you gotta check her out.
I usually get drunk at concerts too. Stars! They're just like us!
And yes, I'm pretty sure Jess was just joking.
I hate all these people for getting to go see Adele in person *pouty face
WHY WHY WHY are tix to see her as much as liquid gold??!
Adele is PERFECTION. They just don't make them like that very often. I saw her live at her last show before her entire tour was canceled, and she is just...spellbinding. Honestly, she enraptures the entire audience.
And JS got drunk...at a place with a bar...the horror!
Adele is AMAZING. Fantastically talented woman. Katy Perry, Rhianna and Ke$ha, go hang your heads in shame.
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