Wednesday, August 10, 2011

US Weekly Wins The Baby Contest


It is a good thing I did not bet because I would have put my money on OK! to be the first tabloid to report that Jennifer Aniston was either trying to or going to have a baby with Justin Theroux. Turns out though, US Weekly decided to go ahead and do the made up story. I don't blame them because the Jennifer Aniston baby covers sell very well and is probably the only reason OK! manages to even stay publishing. I think their philosophy over at OK! is that unless someone dies then you better have Jennifer or Angelina on the cover. I realize that I am going to look stupid if OK! does not have one of them on the cover this week, but I just checked and Angelina has left Brad behind on OK!'s cover. Whew.


Anyway, US Weekly says they are trying to conceive while on the island and Jennifer is trying to stay in tip top shape for the effort. Yeah, because you know it takes a lot of working out to make a baby. So, who is the source who knows they are trying to conceive while on vacation? I put my money on the person sitting next to the person who wrote the article. I don't care they did it, I just think they get people to buy the magazine based on story they know is not true, but what celebrity is going to sue about that? The consumer should though. Oh, and are we really supposed to think that Stacy Kiebler has won George Clooney's heart? Really?

19 comments:

RocketQueen said...

Lol! Other than JWoww's hot body makeover, this whole cover is full of bullshit.

Lori said...

I haven't read it yet, but Star covers it this week, too: http://www.starmagazine.com/

Apparently (according to the cover) Justin's family is talking.

Patty said...

If by trying to conceive you mean they are doing the horizontal mambo, then yes, they are trying to conceive.

califblondy said...

I don't she's ever wanted kids and there's nothing wrong with that.

Ida Blankenship said...

Shouldn't she gain about twenty or so pounds and lay off the coke if she's serious about getting knocked up?

Honestly, though, I cosign what califblondy just said.

ms snarky said...

I love the idea of George actually being interested in someone like Stacy Kiebler. Ha, snicker.

bluebonnetmom said...

I call complete BS on this one. Jennifer has never struck me as Mommy material. And George has a heart when it comes to women? Nope.

__-__=__ said...

Why would she even want kids at this time? So she could raise teenagers during menopause?!?!?!?!?

Henriette said...

If you would believe this covers, JA should have about 20 kids by 20 different men. These rags don't even have to write these stories just dig up the other ones and change the guy's name. This going all the way back to Vince Vaughn.

Now when JA breaks up with this guy, the rags can dig up all their old stories and change the guy's name to the current one.

jax said...

if she wanted kids,she'd have them already.

Jasmine said...

Other than the shady way these two hooked up (regarding man stealing and the like) I actually LOVE Justin Theroux with Jennifer Aniston. I dont know why, maybe its cause he doesnt seem like a douchebag who would pony up to the paps *cough John Meyer *cough. I think she has more of a chance with a real, no bullshit dude and outta every one that she has been publically linked to, Justin seems like the best bet for that.

Goodgrief said...

Jen's biological clock says, how many years do I have left to rock a bikini, not, how many years do I have left to start a family.

Mooshki said...

Zing! Nailed it, GG.

selenakyle said...

'Gives a FUCK???

selenakyle said...

(not directed at Enty...directed at the stupid tabs who crank out this drivel year after year after year...)

MISCH said...

Last year there was a blind reveal that Jen Aniston had had a miscarriage right around the time Brad started filming Mr & Mrs Smith, if that's true his betrayal must have come close to destroying her.
If I had her kind of money I'd rent a womb, modern science is a wonderful thing. Just ask Nicole Kidman.

JasonBlueEyes said...

20 years ago Us was actually a decent magazine. It was more like Entertainment Weekly back then. Actually Entertainment Weekly has become a lot like Us now.

Huh. Funny how that worked out.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@JBE - you think so? I feel like EW has a bit more integrity than the rest of these rags.

I agree with califblondy & jax

cowbulls said...

Clooney isn't going to fall for Stacy BUT I bet she is the best sex he has ever had and that is serious high praise.