Monday, September 26, 2011

Tareq Salahi Dates Kristin Davis - The Hooker, Not The Actress


I was hoping Kristin Davis would make another appearance in the blog. She has one of my favorite tag lines ever used which is down below. It turns out she is pretending she is only 35 years old. Well, that is what her birthday party was for this weekend. If she is 35 it has been a long, long hard 35 years. If you saw her on the street and were deciding how much to pay her for a few minutes of your time how old would you guess she is? I don't think 35 is going to come out of your mouth for how much you would pay her or her age.


Anyway, Tareq Salahi was her date to her birthday party. Apparently she wanted Tareq to meet some women who would make him happy and would not run off with Neal Schon unless he paid them more. Between popping out of her dress every few minutes, Kristin was all over Tareq. Think she has a chance to get on Real Housewives? It would be interesting.

27 comments:

Rita said...

Ah, well matched. A tit for tat. Literally.

Momster said...

What a lovely couple.

Ellen said...

Add her to the list with Chelsea Handler (36??) with honorable mention to Lindsay Lohan who's still in her 20's and looks 45.

RocketQueen said...

Oh my god. I have never heard of this woman, but she looks like PURE class in that get up.

EmEyeKay said...

Chelsea Handler is 36? Are you kidding? I just imdb'd her to check. Uh-uh. Nope. Not buying that one. How do actresses go about changing their age, anyway? How can you hide a birth certificate? I've always wondered about that.

califblondy said...

How is Heather Locklear only 50?

I guess the same way CZJ stayed in her 40's forever.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Yeah, but Chelsea Handler has also lead a very hard partying life, which still continues to this day. Drugs + Alcohol + Smoking ages you. Also see: Lindsay Lohan

This Kristen Davis makes CoCo look like a delicate flower.

selenakyle said...

What's up with this chick's hairline?

kelly said...

35? hahahahaha It has always amazed/disgusted me that some men actually like being seen with these fake blonde/big boob combo platters like this one - yuk

RocketQueen said...

OMG have y'all seen the new Lohan pictures over on Lainey?? Yellow and brown nicotine-stained teeth in all her pictures. She is so gross now. And OVER. She can't even be bothered with basic upkeep required of a "celebrity".

Lafawnduh said...

She looks like Adrienne Maloof to me. A cheaper version but similar in my opinion.

Daveb said...

I'm not sure about Real Housewives but she would be a shoo-in for Silicon Hookers

mngddess said...

Hey! I like Coco! She seems to have a brain in her head, and I actually think Coco is pretty. This woman in the photo - WOW. Just...WOW.

Maja. With a J. said...

Well, she is just a fresh, delicate flower, isn't she? *L*

Maja. With a J. said...

I like Coco too - she seems really sweet and she doesn't make any excuses for the way she dresses.

bluebonnetmom said...

@ Daveb - made me lol! : ) 35 years old my ass.....

I agree Coco is a much better version of this and seems pretty sweet. Go Ice T.

skeeball said...

OMG, she looks just like that ventriloquists doll Madame. I can't remember the name of the ventriloquist, but she is a dead ringer for his doll.

chopchop said...

Holy shit that woman is hideous.

figgy said...

I like Coco too! She's pretty funny, actually. I *do* think she's had butt as well as breast implants (duh), but she's pretty cool.

This woman is just hilarious. Nice thigh cellulite there, hon. And she's 58 if she's a day.

FS said...

So did this woman sell all the mirrors in her house to buy that dress? She can't honestly believe that she looks good with that hair, that blue eyeshadow, that neckline, that hemline. What a wreck.

Robert said...

@Rita: Tit for twit, so to speak.
@kelly: "...fake blonde/big boob combo platters..." Classic!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

So Tareq is as much a famewhore as his soon-to-be ex. I originally and erroneously thought she was the one driving the famewhoring bus.

mngddess said...

EXACTLY what Chopchop said. Exactly.

Maja, you silly girl!! We need to party.

Rita said...

@Robert, choked and spit out water all over my screen when I read your comment. Then read it again correctly for I thought you were misquoting me with a twat, not a twit.

Honest mistake. Carry on then.

Robert said...

@Rita: If I had known it would make you laugh, I would have written that in the first place! But what I paraphrased is pretty accurate. The whole situation's laughable any way you look at it.

Texshan said...

Y'all, did you see the cellulite on her upper thighs?

Her boobs look like they are being sliced in half. She'd better be careful or those balloons will pop!

And her hair looks like the hair on Crack Whore Barbie.

I don't have the strength to comment on the face.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I like Coco too (what little I have seen her on her show and in interviews) but you have to admit...she doesn't dress very demurely. ;)