Saturday, October 22, 2011

Seniors Having Sex In A Car Plea Deal


Last month, I chose to not write about the 71 year old woman being caught having sex with a 54 year old man in a car because I did not want to see the mugshots and then have the visual that went with it. I had to slowly work my way into it and I am now fully capable of discussing it although I must admit the woman who was arrested looks really happy in her mugshot. I guess being double the legal limit and having sex in a car in front of strangers in a restaurant parking lot will do that to you. Notice that the guy does not appear as thrilled.


The two were charged after people in the restaurant called police because they did not want to see the two having sex. When the police got there the couple was still having sex and the policeman noticed the car was rocking. You know I have to use the line, "when the car is rockin', don't come a knockin'." What kind of person would I have been if I did not use that line. Anyway, the best line though was when the policeman asked the man what he was doing. "I'm f**king this chick." Well, the policeman did ask. I guess the man could have said, "Here's your card."

The two were in court on Thursday and basically paid a fine and will have probation and some community service. Just don't let the two of them near a car together. Do you think the are still hooking up?

22 comments:

Me said...

don't people USUALLY have sex in cars because they have no alternative?? like. because they live w/ their parents.....just sayin

The Black Cat said...

I can't even believe this is true but if it is what is wrong with some people?

Rita said...

How did grandma twist her body around for car sex? Who was on top? at her age, I'd think she would want the comfort of her own bed, not a car with a view of a restaurant full of gawking customers.

I must admit though, her mugshot is hilarious: she looks part Cruella Deville, part teenage-boy smirking "yeah, I did it"!

hotchacha said...

Y'know what? Good for them. It's a victimless "crime" and if two crazy, chewed up kids want to rock each other, well go for it.

It just goes to show that there's somebody for everybody.

Moonmaid said...

His response is classic. It needs to be made into a t-shirt with an arrow pointing left.

Mama Mia said...

hotchacha, I couldn't have said it better! Amen!

Basil said...

While I think they probably could have moved the car to someplace a little more private, I am guessing at least the guy was probably drunk. So why is he getting punished for thinking of the safety of other people on the road? And good for the 71 year old. Her tie is almost up so grab the brass ring while you can sweetie!

Robert said...

@Me: In this case, she's probably using the car because she lives with her children.
@Rita: Yeah, she's happy as a clam in that mugshot (he is 17 years younger than her!) Him, not so much--the beer goggles are off.
@Basil: Amen!

GrowFarmington said...
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GrowFarmington said...

This happened a few blocks from my house. The owner of the bar where they were "overserved" is running for city council. The scandal rolls on!

Layna Day said...

Get it where you can, I say. Good for them. I ain't mad at them!

Cecilia00 said...

The only thing I have to disagree with is - couldn't they have moved the car to a more private, secluded location? I don't consider it a victimless thing if there were children who could have passed by or whatever.

hotchacha said...

Sometimes when it's time to bang, it's just time.

Tacky, sure, but not as bad as Jersey Shore and they let kids see that.

figgy said...

She actually looks pretty good for 71! Considering that no one looks their best in a mug shot, and that she's drunk.

Maja. With a J. said...

It's "here's your SIGN".*L*

I just love these mugshots...she looks totally happy and he just oozes shame...*LOL*. I still say good for them.

Carrie L. said...

I had not heard of this story, but it brings to mind an experience for me. I was working at a movie theater as a manager, and it was about a week away from opening. There were construction workers (and union protestors) around quite a bit, but one day around 4pm another manager & I saw a car in the back parking lot. Having dealt with some union people threatening to harm us, the theater and our cars, we went to check it out. I'll never forget as the manager & I turned our heads to look at the car. In exact precision we turned our heads to stare straight ahead of us, and then right back to the car. At the same time we both said "Is that..." Yes, two kids having sex after school, in a backseat of a car. From the two second glance I believe they were under age and also not very clothed. We just kept walking around the rest of the building, averting our eyes & went back inside. We figured they wouldn't be there for long so we didn't bother to call the police.

In that case, I'm sure the kids couldn't have gotten away with that at their parent's homes, so I can see the need for a car. But we were within a mile from farm country, where, with a little creativity, they easily could have found a little more secretive location. Lazy kids...

Cecilia00 said...

Carrie L. - that is my only issue here. If they had access to a car - go somewhere private and secluded where no kids can pass by and see you. These are two consenting adults, so how they conduct themselves is none of anyone's business - until the put their business in everyone's face.

Vik said...

I loved this! Thanks for the great laughs!!

__-__=__ said...

Too funny!

crila16 said...

You go girl!!! She's getting more action than me lately.

RocketQueen said...

Lol I read this on DListed a few weeks ago. Apparently they had met just a couple of hours before in a bar. Kind of funny, but yeah...in front of a restaurant's windows??

Lelaina Pierce said...

LOL to his response to the cop.