How To Get Lindsay Lohan To Leave Your Party
In the past, the best way to get Lindsay Lohan to leave your party was to make sure someone was guarding all the valuables. Once Lindsay comes in and sees she will have no luck, then she moves on to the next party and the less protected valuables. Well, for those of you who cannot afford security or are having an open bar and fear Lindsay will stay for days or until the booze runs out, I offer you a new solution. According to The NY Post, Lindsay's people (Dina) told organizers at some event last week that if any Pitbull song was played, Lindsay would walk out. Lindsay is currently suing Pitbull because he name checked her in a song and somehow Lindsay thinks she can sue for defamation. Get a life Lindsay. Someone from Lindsay's people (Dina) told Taryn Manning not to play a Pitbull song. I say play them 24/7 and every singer in the world name check Lindsay and then we can keep her in her house and never have to see her.
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no drug,no alcohol,no celebrity could be efficient too
Good to know!
Another suggestion: Have a Community Service clause in the invitation!
Didn't she also try and sue a doll company because one of the dolls was called Lindsay?
Just throw this stupid probation violating drug addict hooker in jail please. PLEASE.
@Basil - I think it was that e-trade business, cause they had a baby named Lindsay, and of course she assumed they were riffing on her.
Apparently Pitbull reached out to her before the VMA's so they could mend fences, but I guess she didn't take him up on his offer.
I think they should play "Give Me Everything" on a continuous loop while simultaneously showing the e-Trade commercial & episode of Glee where Goopy flames her.
Another way to get rid of her? Make sure the parties are sponsored by Carvel.
"I'm sorry Mrs. Lohan, if Cookie Puss says that you and Lindsay aren't on the list, then you're not on the list."
She is such a dumbass. She should be on her knees (not literally, Lindsay!) thanking him for helping keep her relevant. I guess she's too dumb to realize he's a rising star and she's on her way down. Way down.
I doubt we'll see much of her after she goes before the judge this Wednesday.
Oh, this is what she wore to Bill Clinton's birthday celebration last night:
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From your mouth to God's ears, JasonBlueEyes. But I doubt if they do anything more than scold her a little bit. Wow, hasn't she gone ugly on us? Stringy-ass no-style fake hair, fish lips, meth teeth, dirty looking skank.
I see she's looking better kept and extra coked up today! Must be all that 'modeling' money she earned in Europe. And 8ball and a trip to the salon. Girl needs a smack upside the head.
Oh, the sheer amount of delusion in her expression. Yick.
I'm heading right out to buy a CD, oh wait I'll down loaded it now.......a girl can't be too careful.
Speaking of Lindsay rare beauty, her hairline seems to be heading south...
What cracks me up about this Pitbull thing is that what he says in the song "I'm locked down like Lindsay Lohan" isn't exactly defamation when YOU WERE ACTUALLY LOCKED DOWN. He's rapping FACTS! Hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaa.
i'm just waiting for Wed to see if the Judge will buy her BS excuses for being kicked out of her community service center, not seeing her therapist every week (now she is saying she "called" her therapist. The community center was "mean" to her. BTW doing actual work that isn't a photo op isn't mean, its just doing work.
Anyone who thinks Lindsay will end up suffering ANY consequences after her curt visit haven't been paying attention. I admire your optimism heh, but this girl never has to pay for her actions, and she won't this time.
Believe me, I'D LOVE to be proven wrong, but I won't.
*court. Her curt court visit? Or cu*t?
OK I'll leave.......
Bahaha! Oh Lindsay, you are such a LOSER now. You are the only ones who still sees yourself as even vaguely important. High five to Pitbull.
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