Friday, November 18, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

People have a right to live their lives, let's be clear about that. And that's why we do not out gay stars at AT, never have, never will.

But when matinee idols like Toothy Tile and Fey Oil-Tush choose to involve other, non-gay folks in their clandestine lives, it changes the rules.

For instance, Crescent Kumquat's latest beard was beginning to wonder why the heck the handsome star never laid a finger on her in private. Well, she just found out the reason the hard way:

When the gorgeous, tall stunner Crescent had been parading around to parties just happened to hop over to her man's place to surprise him (and she found that he was not only home, but, the place was pretty open). Only it was she who got the shock when she walked in on Crescent having sex with a dude!

And not just a little petting or oral action, either, babes, Crescent was right in the middle of getting done to him what the gorgeous, real-blonde chica had wished he would do to her!

Now, we gotta say we're starting to wonder just how much dope Crescent's doing these days, because not even outlandish sex Vice Super-stars like Toothy and Crotch Uh-Lastic take this many chances—you know, like leaving the house wide open while getting it on with a guy inside.

But then who'd have thunk the gf would come over for a surprise? Well, all the more reason to actually give these beards a little lovin' once in awhile, boys. Ya know, so they're not so damn horny!

But the discarded chica does get the last laugh, we must note. Won't be getting that nasty social disease Mr. Kumquat's known to have, whew!

Wonder if that latest blondie CC's been out with will be as lucky?

AND IT AIN'T: Tom Sturridge, Charlie Sheen, Robert Pattinson

29 comments:

MadLyb said...

Leonardo.

sunshine said...

my virgin eyes! i lived in a house full of gays. the guy worked in the biz and he would bring over pursing actors and get them drunk and then have sex with them. the horrors when i would hear the poor boys moaning from anal.
this reminds me of those times ugh!

Bnl1016 said...

another gay, repeat from ted. shocker.

already believed to be chace crawford.

seriously why bother, ted, why bother....

DixieTheNoble82 said...

I wish this could be Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes.

I apparently pissed LeAnn off on Twitter yesterday when I mentioned that all of her tweets about how hungry she is & how much she loves food doesn't make anyone think she does NOT have an ED.

She let me know, in a confusing and punctuation-free tweet, that she absolutely does not have an ED so she has nothing to prove.

Catherine said...

@ Sunshine....thanks for sharing....I mean, you had to suffer through that. How wonderful that now we can all suffer that memory with you. Awesome!

MISCH said...

If it's Leo & Blake, Blake was a beard for Penn Badgley so she has experience with this...

ms snarky said...

@Dixie -
go easy on Leanne. It's not easy to punctuate when you haven't eaten.

Rita said...

@Dixie - Leann eats all the punctuation, which leaves her with an ! of a headache, and makes her miss her period.

But yeah, supposedly, it's Chace Crawford (the kid from Gossip Girl), who slept with a publicist to try and prove his heterosexuality, but instead she'd given him herpes.

Aaah, the Hollywood gift that keeps on giving.

Trey said...

@sunshine sounds like those "poor boys" were enjoying themselves.

@DixieTheNoble82 Anorexia isn't a joke. If Leeann does have it, taunting her about it is pretty shameful.

Ted's blinds are always the same.

shehla said...

@Dixie can you post the exchange? Inquiring minds are impressed & would like to see!

sunshine said...

lol @catherine

RocketQueen said...

Yeah, this is supposed to be CC. I'm guessing the new girl is Ashley Greene?

DixieTheNoble82 said...

@rita @ms_snarky - ohhhh man, LoL.

@trey - I wasn't taunting by any means. I told her I was personally offended by her obvious and desperate attempt to appear "healthy" by posting over and over again (look at her Nov 17th feed for an example of how many food tweets there are.).

I've struggled with bulimia since 2001 so I was personally offended on many levels.

Here's part of the exchange: http://www.tumblr.com/dashboard Gotta do high-res.. sorry :/

Nerdista said...

@sunshine sounds like you're a little bit jealous!

Trey said...

Dixie, it seems to me the girl has a disease and some emotional issues. I don't see why it's your place to be offended by that. She's in denial about her disease, like many people are. I think she needs sympathy and offers of help and compassion, personally, and since you're someone who overcame similar circumstances you're in a unique position to offer that.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

That's O.K. why you don't see it's my place to be offended by some skeletal woman mad-tweeting about how she is a some kind of food-craving/loving lunatic. It's not for you to see, or get, or understand.

Also, currently, only 22 'people' 'see' my tweets. LeAnn Rimes allowed the opportunity for more people to see my, like, opinion, man.

stephenk said...

chace crawford, new blonde is lauren conrad

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Stephen K has it...Crescent is generally believed to be Chace.

Cindy said...

If it wasn't Chase Crawford, why would Ted put CC instead of CK in the last sentence...or did I misread something?

Amartel said...

Silly, horny old man attempts to change up the rules. Outing is now unacceptable unless you involve other non-gay people in your life. Huh? Excuse me, but wouldn't that suddenly make it acceptable to out everyone?

Blind item summary: gay dude gets caught by bizarrely unsuspecting (bullshit) girlfriend screwing another gay dude. There. Done.

Mina said...

@Sunshine: So he got them drunk and then what? The way you're describing the situation it sounds to me that he raped those boys. And you did nothing?

Whitney said...

Cindy- Glad I'm not the only one who noticed he screwed up the initials!

RocketQueen said...

Ooooh good catch, Cindy!

DixieTheNoble82 said...

I think my link was no good? http://dixiewrecked82.tumblr.com/

Me said...

this guy is a douche. you don't involve someone who doesn't know your secret in your lie. its your private life until it involes an unknowing participant. then it becomes a secret. i'm glad she found out before it went any farther. own it people!

MadLyb said...

I know Chace Crawford is supposed to be Crescent Kumquat, but I haven't seen him with a leggy blonde in pics or anything, and that's why I guessed Leo (and Blake0, but I think he is King blah-blah in Ted's blinds, so you guys are probably right about it being Crawford.

Skellytig said...

I'm baffled, if a lad is relying on a beard to cover up his sexuality then how does his beard just wander into his home/bedroom while he is going at it? I sure as hell would not give a beard a key!

Mooshki said...

Skellytig, good ole Ted is hard to understand, but he seems to have said the doors were unlocked.

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