Kim Zolciak Gets Spin Off Series - NeNe's Head Explodes
Kim Zolciak is out to make Bravo her family the Kardashians of Bravo. She just signed a deal for her own show which will take viewers through the preparations for her wedding and the wedding and moving into her house. At some point she also wants a show for her kids and a show to follow her husband. The new show is entitled Don't Be Tardy To The Wedding which means I bet the opening has that damn song in it or a modified version of it. This way she can also sell some additional copies of the song and pick up a paycheck. Oh, it is all about the paycheck. She said something which makes you think she is doing it for her fans, but it is about the money. "I am so excited to give an up close and personal look at the next chapter in my life. My life has turned into a true Cinderella story and to watch the pieces unfold is going to be great! I can't wait to share with all of you!"
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I don't watch these shows. I used to live in Atlanta and could care less about the drama of these people. I do, however, desperately want to see one based out of Charleston or Savannah. That I would watch.
I think her baby shower was on last night. I watched the Top Chef show prior to it. All I remember seeing is the previews where someone was saying Kim's baby shower copied someone elses. Didn't really pay much attention after that and changed the channel when the Top Chef repeat was over. I think there was the same smack talk about someone's First Communion or Baptism party on the RHNJ reunion show. I guess some people never emotionally graduate from the eight grade.
Kroy gives me a serious Josh Homme vibe. http://thenjunderground.com/blog/2011/4/28/josh-homme-queens-of-the-stone-age-recorded-new-aqua-teen-th.html
It makes sense that Kim has a show instead of NeNe. Kim has most of the Bethanny Frankel formula in place: A new husband, a baby, a wedding and an assistant/comic relief in Sweetie.
NeNe has none of these elements; she's single, divorcing her husband, dating another, and no one's at home. Nobody wants to watch single middle-aged women out there -- especially when it's someone as loud and louche as NeNe. Now, if the roles were reversed and NeNe did have a new husband and a baby, then yes, she'd get a spin-off.
Of course, neither Kim nor NeNe are worth watching. The lazy, sleazy, homewrecking slob versus the loud, sleazy, braggart b-rhymes-with-rich is not appealing at all.
That Kroy is a dead ringer for Corky from Life Goes On.
Sweetie doesn't work for her anymore if the gossip blogs are to be believed.
I don't care if this one gets her own show, I just hope her and Nene make up because I'll need a little Nene comic relief while Kim is blowing smoke up her own ass.
Zolciak the Night Stalker tonight on Bravo. The wedding picture is strangely fascinating...
I need a Kroy in my life. She snagged the perfect man - rich, young and dumb as rocks. She's earned that TV spin off.
@BigMama - Oh I'd LOVE one in either of those cities. Plenty of nouveau riche to showcase there! :)
I think the baby shower fight happens next week...
Kim isn't as funny as Bethenney...wondering how well the show will do. BF also actually works, has a company & other interesting things going on.
I might be the only one here who is excited about this...love Kim!
"Don't be tardy to the wedding'?? That's got to be a joke, right? Her "song" was awful.
I loved how the last episode had her peeing throughout, sound effects and all. What a lovely way to make money!
That being said, would anyone like to give me a big paycheck for being with my honey? I bet I could talk him into getting married if there was a big paycheck involved. :-D
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