Friday, January 13, 2012

67 Year Old Calvin Klein And 21 Year Old Boyfriend Split


I hate when that happens. You just reach your retirement years and plan to spend them with your teenage significant other and everything is great for a few years and then they hit 21 and want to see the world and go to nightclubs but since you have to get to bed by 8pm, your idea of a nightlife is having a second glass of wine with your early bird dinner special. Half price if you are in the door by 4pm. This is exactly what happened to Calvin Klein. He was 65 when he started dating his 19 year old boyfriend. Now 67, he was looking forward to his retirement years with his boy toy, but the boy toy has turned 21 and is legal and sees there are lots of guys out there who are the same age and can stay awake until after dark so the pair have split. For now.

26 comments:

EmEyeKay said...

Ugh, can you imagine?!

Nutty_Flavor said...

LOL Enty.

Calvin wouldn't look so old if he were standing next to a guy his own age.

Cathy said...

I don't care whether a couple is gay or straight - but any time one person is old enough to be the other's grandparent, it grosses me the f out.

Misch said...

Wow...I didn't see this coming, he probably got a better offer...

Kari said...

In what world did Mr. Klein think this relationship would last?

Rita said...

Wow, Calvin Klein is actually the classed-up version of Peepaw and his Stodden bride! Who would've thunked it?

This young Stodden-esque model though got a billboard out of it, and is not tied down by marriage.

He is scary looking though isn't he? Like a caricature of a Calvin Klein model, but with exaggerated features, especially the teeth!

BigMama said...

ew ew ewwwwwwwww - he is so much older......ewwwwwwww

for the record, I feel the same about Heff and his "friends"

Rose said...

I'm totally on board with you Cathy.

RenoBlondee said...

So gross!!!!!!!!! Peepaw, pick someone a little older next time.

CowPie said...

Holy crap! I thought Calvin's boytoy's teefs were a wee bit too perfect. After a quick search, I see that his whole face has been redone. Prolly the same surgeons that tend to grampa's emaciated mug.

http://rushml.tumblr.com/post/4053560416/tumblingtyler11-the-cosmetic-surgery

BK in QC said...

Yeah the young guy is a a little creepy looking. He needs to find a damn job. Older men who are established and wealthy love the young and pretty but will not maintain young people who prioritize a party schedule. He betta get back with calvin and start rubbing them nutts or I will!

L'auteur said...

Thanks, CowPie, for the link. Nick's hairline even changed! Wow...and those veneers are too white and perfect. Wonder whose boy-toy Nick will become next?

Robert said...

I asked myself, "What could these two possibly have in common?" when a line by Kathy Griffin came to mind (I paraphrase): "They have a lot in common. He's a rich old man, and [the boyfriend] likes rich old men..." At least the kid got lots of "dental work" out of the deal...on to greener pastures!

Sherry said...

I think it's creepy as well when the age differnce is so vast. But in my opinion they used each other. Maybe Nick likes older men. Who can say.

Shay said...

That kid's face is gonna give me nightmares.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Did he really think that his young twink was going to stick around forever? I almost feel sorry for some of these guys who get involved w/much younger partners and try to convince themselves that they're loved for themselves...OK, maybe they're good people & all that, and the young'un does care about them, but would the boy/girltoy be with some ordinary schmo who wasn't rich & well-connected? I doubt it. Granted, sometimes both parties really are in it for love, but most of the time it's just an exchange of young flesh for money and connections.

lolaluvs2snack said...

Am I the only one that thinks Calvin Klein looks great for 67?? The boy looks like he is the young version of Calvin Klein THAT is kinda weird. To be having sex with a young version of YOURSELF!!! YIKES!!

Del Riser said...

From what I've observed, generally what May see's in a December relationship is Christmas!

Lelaina Pierce said...

Was it really necessary to unbutton that many buttons?

I agree with Sherry!

Robert said...

On second look, does anyone see a resemblance to young Arnold Schwarzenegger in the boyfriend?

Rita said...

^Nah, Ahnold had a scarier jaw, even back then.

Jasmine said...

Enty, head to toe this post is snarky-fabulous.

And agree with Sherry, I think they used each other quite sufficiently.

Also agreed that Klein looks great here, though the cheek bone implants are so gross. He looks vaguely reptilian dinosaur-like to me. Like a sexy pepaw reptile man. (pretend this makes sense)

RocketQueen said...

Klein does look great. He's had work done, but it's not smack-you-in-the-face-Bruce-Jenner-style work. Aw Klein. I'm sure you'll find love again.

Unknown said...

I know someone who worked a CK photoshoot, and Calvin was coked-out the whole time. So that was probably something else in common.

CowPie said...

At least gramps takes care of his boything by footing the bill for all the reconstructive face work- which is more than I can say for Madonna.

Madge has them sign their non-disclosure forms, vacations with them, and then tosses them aside once their expiration date has approached. Unlike CK, she hogs all the reconstructive work to herself alone. Have we ever heard anything from her past lovers once they've been discarded?

Hopefully someone from CK's camp can get in contact with M's doctor in order to get some sweet cheeks like hers.

figgy said...

Wow, I didn't even know he was out of the closet! Remember when he was married to kelly? I always thought that was suspect.