Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Avril Lavigne Breaks Up With Brody Jenner


I don't know what it is about bar fights and Brody Jenner, but for the second straight relationship, his girlfriend has dumped him within a month or two of a bar fight. This time it was Avril Lavigne's turn. It seems like he has his girlfriends' back so that could be not it. Maybe it is just the sober realization that the guy does nothing for a living and is always following his girlfriends around like a lost puppy dog. Is that kind of redundant? I could probably just say lost puppy rather than lost puppy dog since a puppy is a dog. I think these lessons I am teaching myself from my 6th grade grammar books is really paying off. Next week I am going to diagram sentences. For some reason, Avril has not really got over Deryck Whibley or come to grips with who she really is as a person.

18 comments:

EleanorRigby said...

I have to ask... is she ever going to go away? She was popular with tweens like 10 years ago. Her music is not relevant and I can't fathom why we'd still discuss her personal life? Just saying....

EmEyeKay said...

Brody & Avril is one of those relationships that confuse me. You go from dating Playboy models and Kristin C. to dating Avril-freakin'-Lavigne? What? In my perception she's about twelve years old.

parissucksliterally said...

I cannot stand her. She is such a brat. She's what, 27 now? Still acts like a child.

MISCH said...

Who ? What ? Who cares ?

nolachickee said...

He's such a turd. I read that he wants out of the relationship so he has more time to work. I did not know that the word work could be used in the same context as the term Brody Jenner. I thought he had a severe allergic reaction to work. What do I know.

Clever Name Etc. said...

This was either really great irony or really great satire:

"I think these lessons I am teaching myself from my 6th grade grammar books IS really paying off."

Mango said...

I think he was attracted to her/hung out with her because she was up for anything and picked up the tab. Brody's father and stepfather might be loaded but I don't think he personally has a lot of bank.

figgy said...

I hate to say it, but this man is gorgeous. Which is more than you can say for 1990s-haired Avril, which has a ferret face.

hunter said...

God he's so hot though. *sigh*

Sherry said...

Funny some gossip mag had these two as engaged. Couldn't be more wrong.

I think he's cute too but I could care less about these people. Have no idea what Avril does to support herself. Saw her once on SNL and she was actually good. She did do a song for Burton's Alice and that was good too. But now what?

Lelaina Pierce said...

@figgy - He is...but his personality makes him very unattractive.

I hope she does find herself as a person and stops dressing like Rainbow Brite.

Mark B said...

I do quite like Avril, but from what I've heard I wouldn't want a relationship with her. She doesn't seem to have changed one bit in the last ten years.

There was also a revealed blind here a while ago that she's pretty reluctant to have sex.

G said...

Is she a lesbian?

thejadedentrepreneur said...

Losers, both of em.

RocketQueen said...

Didn't they just get matching tattoos? Always the death knell...

Wil said...

"I think these lessons I am teaching myself from my 6th grade grammar books is [are] really paying off. Next week I am going to diagram sentences. " - LOL!! Lemme know when you get to the bit about ending sentences with a preposition. I am never quite sure if that is alright or not. But .. I like to.

As for Avril and Brody .. wish I could say I care .. but the best part of the story was the grammar bit.

YourNameHere said...

Did he finally get sick of looking at her vampire teeth?

Mooshki said...

Do you think Bruce Jenner ever sits alone in the dark wondering how he ended up with so many fucked up children?