Friday, January 20, 2012

Four For Friday - The Boy Bander Who Wants To Be With Boys

It is really hard to believe this former A- list boy bander and now a C who kind of was his own one boy band has always been in the closet. Despite every single public romance he has had with a woman he has always wanted to come out. He has been caught so many times and given the perfect opportunity to come out, but he keeps waiting and waiting.


He dated this at the time, huge tween actress for a very long time but most of the time she was having sex with our boy bander's brother. The brother is where she was rumored to have picked up the gift that keeps on giving. The good news for the brother was that since the boy bander was "dating" her, the brother never got in trouble for having sex with a minor for almost a year.

One time our boy bander was on tour with a different girlfriend. This girlfriend was a singer and is now an actress or she may still be both. Anyway, this actress/singer had no clue that our boy bander liked guys and was a virgin at the time. She got the gift that keeps on giving from a different band guy. Anyway, the virgin walked in on our boy bander on his knees servicing one of his male backup dancers. About an hour later the virgin was gone.

One of the boy banders best "girlfriends" was with this celebutante who made her name in some sex tape action and a reality show. Anyway, she was totally into the fact that our boy bander liked guys and was into having threesomes. She moved on though because a celebrity couple offered her more money to come stay with them for awhile.

I don't think there is any truth to the rumor that our boy bander had sex with the celebrity father of one of his other "girlfriends." She is also a celebrity, although I wish she was not.

100 comments:

Cali Girl said...

LOL - Holy sh*t - no clue - this is many-layered!

bflogurl said...

Robbie Williams

bflogurl said...

Aaron Carter?

Thatgirlyouknow said...

Nick Carter the celebutante was Paris Hilton but I'm not sure about the others, his brother is Aaron Carter who had sex with many a girl (Lohan among them).

Serena Skye said...

1)boy bander
2) ex gf - used to be huge tween
3) brother
4) celebutante best friend
5) virgin ex gf

Hmmm. Paris for 4 but otherwise I got nothing maybe Aaron Carter?

WastedTime said...

I second the Aaron Carter guess.

Serena Skye said...

Hahaha that Girl you know...great minds think alike

PS said...

I think somewhere in there was a Paris Hilton reference, so I am thinking one of the boy banders is Nick Carter, and the boy band is Backstreet Boys. But, Enty, this one made my head hurt!

bflogurl said...

1) Aaron Carter
2)hilary Duff
3)Nick Carter
4)Paris
5)?
6) Michael Lohan (rumored father)

Maja. With a J. said...

Yes, Nick Carter was my first thought as well. Although I honestly did not think he was gay.

Katie said...

Some clues seem like Aaron, some seem like Nick. But not all the clues fit just one. Aaron was never in a boy band. Nick was in a boy band and was the frontman and dated Paris, but he is older than Aaron, so that would make no sense if Aaron was secretly dating his beard.

pilly said...

Who's the virgin?

Who "feuded" over Aaron Carter?

Cathy said...

1)Aaron Carter
2)hilary Duff
3)Nick Carter
4)Mandy Moore?
5)Paris
6)Michael Lohan

Mango said...

I didn't get the bad cook joke yesterday about Aaron Carter (in Random Photos) so I googled him and saw him on some celebrity cooking segment.

Anyhoo, he struck me as incredibly *~*~ FLAMING ~*~*. I'm sure he figures somewhere in this blind.

FashionLova said...

Lindsay and Hilary duff were feuding over Aaron Carter. And i'm pretty sure Hilary was a virgin then.

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BigMama said...

Wait, what about Marky Mark and his brother?

time to google, be back in a bit

Cathy said...

1)Aaron Carter
2)hilary Duff
3)Nick Carter
4)Ashlee Simpson!
5)Paris
6)Michael Lohan

kltx said...

aaron carter was in a band. before his solo "career".

RocketQueen said...

I'm feeling

Nick Jonas
Miley
Demi
?

crila16 said...

If this is Aaron Carter. Then...

The huge Tween Actress was Lindsay Lohan.

Virgin Actress/Singer - Hilary Duff

Sex Tape/Reality celebutante...Paris Hilton/Brooke Hogan

Other Celebrity, although I wish she was not...Don't know.

Katie said...

@kltx
I did not know that. Ok, I am on board with Aaron, Lindsay, Nick, Hillary, Kari Ann Peniche, Michael Lohan.

RocketQueen said...

But now that I'm reading your answers, I like the Carter guesses better. Please let the last paragraph NOT be about the Lohans. Shudder.

BigMama said...

Ohhhh, I like where you are going with that one RQ. Nick dated Taylor Swift as well. hmmmmmm

selenakyle said...

I am thinking bflogurl and Cathy have it right (or at least near-right:) )

Katie said...

Scratch Michael Lohan, substitute with Hulk Hogan

LeeLee said...

If it's Aaron Carter he also dated Brooke Hogan, though I certainly hope he didn't have sex with the Hulk.

MontanaMarriott said...

Great work guys, but what I want to know is who is the celebrity couple that wanted to sleep with Paris??? Speidi??

Borg Queen said...

well Lynda Hogan has said publicly that Hulk Hogan was into gay sex.

Bnl1016 said...

Where does the "feuding" girlfriends come in to play? I can't find that in what Enty wrote?

Cindy said...

in no world was Aaron Carter ever an A-list boy bander. This has to be Nick.

Dishtlk said...

Theres been gay rumour about Hulk before, no?
Anyway totally on board with the Aaron/Lindsey/Nick/Paris(Brooke didn't have a sex tape did she? Cuz they could be intertchangable then...)/and Hulk for the bonus!

Dishtlk said...

Oh and Hillary for the virgin singer/actress...

rll said...

Aaron "Curtains" Carter

Vicki Cupper said...

Aaron Carter.

Paris for the sex tape girlfriend and Brittny Gastineau for the reality girlfriend.

jap said...

Someone turned me on to this site and I love it but when do you reveal all these blind items????

Vicki Cupper said...

I mean Nick Carter.

Bnl1016 said...

If its Nick carter the "i wish she was not a celebrity" could be Tila Tequila.

But Katie said it. Some clues fit Nick. Some clues fit Aaron. Seems like there's some fudging of details here so its not so obvious.

Vicki Cupper said...

But is Tila's father a celebrity?

Hilary said...

I am going to go with Nick Carter but maybe the celebutante is Kari Ann Paniche(sp)? She dated both Carter's and also had the tape with Rebecca Gayheart.

Bnl1016 said...

@Vicki - No, but as I said I think there's some fudging of details here. Lindsay can't be both the tween actress and the celebrity he wishes wasn't one.

Kari said...

My head is spinning. I really don't have a clue better than the Aaron Carter guess.

bflogurl said...

The only reason I said Aaron and not Nick is the wording about having sex with a minor..... Nick is the older brother.

uberbaldy said...

Have to agree with the dissenters about Aaron Carter. It says "Boy Band" and the Band he was in was not a Boy Band. In fact he left the band because they wanted to go Alt. Rock and not Pop. Plus he was like 10 at the time, I think.

I don't think it's Nick Carter either. Why would it matter if the Brother, Aaron, was banging the tween star if it was Nick Carter? Aaron would have been underage as well as the Girlfriend. Plus Nick dating someone that much younger them him would have made the news I would think.

Also I saw someone mention the Wahlbergs. Doesn't fit either. Both of them are married with Kids and Markie mark is very religious. Doubt he'd be playing for the other team.

I'm thinking maybe Josh Henderson but I'm not sure if he has a brother or not. Although the pop group he was in wasn't really a boy band so. . He did date Ashlee Simpson when she was younger and he's dated Paris Hilton.

crila16 said...

Did anyone notice that Enty posted a pic of Aaron Carter earlier in the postings? I think that's a hint right there if you ask me, because Aaron Carter isn't very popular at this time.

falcor888 said...

What about Willa Ford? Nick Carter dated her in the BSB hayday 97-00.

angie said...

this has got to be Kari Ann Peniche..but is she a celebutante? She hooked up with Eric Dane And Rebecca Gayheart.

Daveb said...

I read the "minor" as being the girl. The ages of Aaron or Nick wouldn't matter.

surfer said...

I'm with RQ on her first guess - I immediately thought it sounded like a Jonas. But FWIW, Nick Carter was the youngest member of BSB, by quite a number of years.

Himmmm said...

Justin Timberlake

misspoppypants said...

I need a flow chart. Does anyone have a flow chart? One like the health department uses to plot Patient Zero.

uberbaldy said...

I have a theory, What if the Celebutante WASN'T in the sex tape. doesn't say she was simply that she made he name in "Some sex tape action" Could be a family member like Khloe Kardashian who became famous because of Kim's reality show which she got because of her, Kim's, sex tape.

bflogurl said...

@Dave B- if Nick was sleeping with her he could have been charged with sleeping with a minor, but since Aaron was "dating her", he was a minor as well and therefore Nick could get away with it..

Liza said...

I think Aaron Carter is right on the money. For all of you objecting about the "boy band" terminology, Ent says right in the first paragraph that he "was in his own one boy band" -- that makes it obvious it is not an ensemble boy band like the Backstreet Boys, but more a solo boy singer (like Aaron Carter!) Also, I agree that the second paragraph says that his older brother Nick was banging Aaron's girlfriend, who was a minor, and didn't get in trouble for it.

I think that the guesses of Hillary Duff & Paris are right. What I want to know is, who is the celebrity couple that paid Paris to have threesomes with them?

Maja. With a J. said...

@jap: Enty doesn't reveal all his blind items, but some are revealed on REVEAL DAY which happens twice a year; on New Years Day and 4th of July. Some BI's will probably remain blind forever though :)

LeeLee said...

I still think it's Aaron Carter. This is Enty, how many times has he had a reveal where we've said "But that detail isn't technically correct." This blind does say that he was a boy band all on his own, which fits Aaron, and the rest definitely fits. I remember the Hillary Duff/Lindsay feuds. Those were crazy times.

Jolene Jolene said...

Jumping on board...

1. Boy bander: Aaron Carter
2. Tween actress: Lohan
3. Brother: Nick Carter
4. Virgin: Hillary Duff
5. Celebutante: Paris
6. Father: Hulk Hogan

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uberbaldy said...

Ok I'm jumping on board. Mostly because this is keeping me from lunch and my mind won't put this to rest. lol.

@leelee I see your point and agree.

Also to add to the list of celebs, The "Band guy" who gave the "Virgin" the "gift that keeps on giving", Joel Madden

plj965 said...

We're forgetting another player "She (Virgin) got the gift that keeps on giving from a different band guy." The Aaron Carter guess fits perfectly since Hilary Duff dated Joel Madden from Good Charlotte.

1. Boy Bander: Aaron C.
2. Tween Actress: Lohan
3. Brother: Nick C.
4. Virgin: Hilary D.
5. Band Guy: Joel M.
6. Celebutante: Paris H.
7. Father: Hulk H.

Vicki Cupper said...

I wouldn't want to feel very sexual with somebody that beat the shit out of me, either.



Oh my god, did I just defend Parisite?!

Princess said...

Jonas, Ashley Greene, Taylor Swift, and those other random tweens he dated.

Unknown said...

Aaron Carter was never A list. C list at best and now a Z
Lister.

I can buy him being a one man boy band, but he was never ever A list.

ParkerNosey said...

@Vicki, I think you did and can see your point.

I'm on board with the Carters. To me, Jonas' don't really fit. They're all around the same age and wouldn't get in trouble for sleeping with one of the others gf. Also, have any of them really gone solo? Successfully? I'm not well versed on the J Bros so can someone help me out? Too lazy to read the 1000s of articles that came up in my google search.

FS said...

I agree, Aaron Carter was never A list, but he did use backup dancers. I don't know that BSB or the Jonas brothers ever used backup dancers on tour. When I read this, I started to think of a Jonas, but by the end I couldn't make the clues fit. This will be a fun one to check on over the weekend.

cdanluva said...

This may be an older Blind Item:

1. Boy bander: The Edge
2. Tween actress: Sally Field (Gidget)
3. Brother: The Ledge (The Edge's relatively unknown brother)
4. Virgin: Demi Moore
5. Celebutante: Trisha Nixon
6. Father: Donald Trump

uberbaldy said...

@plj965 lol I like the fact we posted the "Band guy" at the same time.

As for Aaron Carter. He wasn't an A-list singer out right but he had a HUGE following when he started out. He was Justin Bieber 10 years ago. It may have been short lived but I would say he was an A-lister for at least a year or so.

Karmen said...

Ha, I guess that's why Aaron Carter never called my friend back.

Fantastic guess. Kudos to those who figured it out!

jbdean_79 said...

@jap

January 1, and July 4

Feed Watcher said...

There were rumors for years about Bruce Willis and Aaron Carter. Bruce bought him a car for some reason.

So, I think #4 and #5 are Rumor Willis and Daddy Bruce.

.debbie. said...

I don't care how popular Aaron Carter was at one time or another, there is absolutely no way he was ever even close to A list!

Sherry said...

@CDANluva..That's how I guess them. I rarely can figure these out.

thejadedentrepreneur said...

Aaron Carter with Lindsay, Hilary Duff and later Paris Hilton. Brother Nick from the Backstreet Boys. God help me for knowing all this.

feziq said...

What about the Jonas brothers and Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato and Miley cyrus

AKM said...

Although I don't know that Aaron Carter was ever REALLY A-, this blind still seems that it couldn't be about anyone but.

And I'm lovin' cdanluva's take on it. ;-P

MizBellla said...

Lindsay Lohan went flip mode on Hillary Duff a couple yrs ago over Aaron Carter. I like these guesses.

Elizabeth said...

Read -- It says one man boy band. This is Aaron Carter.

Jen said...

"This former A- list BOY BANDER"
+
"NOW a C who kind of was his own one boy band"

= Cannot be Aaron Carter, as much as we'd like it to be.

MadLyb said...

Aaron Cater "dated" Lilo who was actually having a fling with Nick. That's as far as I've got.

Groovy said...

Nick Carter.

Tr├ębuchet said...

Boy bander who also did solo acts;
A list;
I'm coming up Jonas, but AC fits better with all the clues. :/

Found an old rumor that Miley hooked up with Joe Jonas —funny because all the tween stans at the time freaked about how gross and illegal 18yo Joe with 15yo Miley would be. Heh! —But Nick J doesn't fit the clues.

procrastinator said...

Aaron Carter
Lindsay Lohan
Nick Carter
Hilary Duff
Joel Madden
Kari Ann Peniche (in weird bathtub sex tape/ish video with...)
Rebecca G/Eric Dane
Hulk Hogan
Brooke Hogan

mngddess said...

@Cdanluva - what you drinkin'??

I don't see in any scenario how Aaron Carter is an A- list boy bander. His brother fits this, but not Aaron.

And if Enty ever revels this and it turns out to be Aaron, I am going to find him and beat him with a slab of bacon.

rebecca said...

With everything else being equal, the dad has to be Joe Simpson.

pk8 said...

what if by "boy bander" he just means "of the same ilk as a boy band"... i took it to mean dude produced bubblegum pop with choreographed moves and nice packaging.

then Aaron still fits. I think it's just twisting words slightly so as to not "out" someone.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

^^I think pk8 is on to something there..

Kelly said...

It's most definitely Nick Carter...

Tween Actress - I am betting on Hilary Duff cuz Nick actually dated Haylie
Singer/Actress - Willa Ford
Celebutante - Kari Ann Peniche (oddly enough also dated/was engaged for 6 days to Aaron)
The couple - Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart
Celebrity father - Brooke Hogan? Brittny Gastineau? Paris Hilton? (I don't think Nick has ever been linked to Lindsay Lohan however Aaron has)

BluntzMcGee said...

Remember when the Carter's had their hot ghetto mess of a reality show? There was one scene where Nick and Aaron were fighting, and Nick all of a sudden got his "big ghetto black man" voice and was all "you know why i can't trust him! Cuz he was drivin around in the benz with Paris!"..... I will always remember that scene cuz although Nick was tryna act hard, he was kinda popping his gums and smackin his hands, well...like a hood girl lol.

And I never got into Aaron Carter but I defs remember my friends having his cd's and jamming out to this songs on Radio Disney haha

Selock said...

I was hoping it was Joe Jonas, in the first few lines...but it went too crazy and I wasn't able to make the connections anymore...bah!

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Nick Carter w/bro Aaron taking one for the family team/tree with the chicks. Def Wila Ford for the actress/singer and Paris for the reality skank into threesomes.

lutefisk said...

Aaron Carter was A- for a brief period. He was in high demand as far as tween shows and movie soundtracks go. He also did Broadway and the Fat Albert film.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004809/

he had a fairly extensive, yet short career.

Char said...

Has to be Aaron. The closeted boy bander who was his own one boy band in this blind is the YOUNGER brother. So it can't be Nick. Nick doesn't have an older brother. In this scenario, Nick IS the older brother who banged Aaron's beard girlfriend (likely Lindsay).

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indusrule4080 said...

@plj965

So far you hit it right on the head! Right now it's about figuring out THE CELEBRITY COUPLE.

Look at the timing of Paris and Nick's dating: who was coupled up then and was she photographed with them (Events, etc) around that time?


plj965 (great) guesses
================================
1. Boy Bander: Aaron C.
2. Tween Actress: Lohan
3. Brother: Nick C.
4. Virgin: Hilary D.
5. Band Guy: Joel M.
6. Celebutante: Paris H.
7. Father: Hulk H.

Felicia said...

Nick Carter. His longtime boyfriend lives on Key West and also helped raise Aaron while he was a wayward youth growing up. Nick's wanted to come out for a long time and hates all the reunion tours because he has to keep up the facade.

linnea said...

I agree that it has to be Aaron. I remember him being A- list back in the day - briefly, but still.

plj965 def has the best guess so far, but I am interested in the celeb couple too!

bob ross said...

how about Jordan Knight, Jonathan Knight, and Tiffany?

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Twilight72 said...

It isn't the celebutante that was into threesomes and went with the celebrity couple, but the girlfriend of the index boy who was friends with the celebutante. Read the paragraph carefully. The girlfriend of the boy with the older brother moved on to the celebrity couple......

azulita said...

"She moved on though because a celebrity couple offered her more money to come stay with them for awhile."

Could the celebrity couple be Dr. Drew and (h/t wikipedia) Jill Vermeire, who run the house on Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew? Those shows pay their participants, is my understanding. Kari Ann Paniche was on there post-Rebecca Gayhart tape.

I like the Aaron Carter, either Duff or Lohan, Nick Carter, Ashlee Simpson, Kari Anne Paniche, Hogan guesses.

Thanks guys! My first time posting!