Friday, January 20, 2012

Michael Fassbender Is In A Glorious Mess


Do you like how I used the headline about Michael Fassbender and a former movie he was in? It was either that or talk about his peen which George Clooney seems to admire so much. George has obviously not seen the photos of Travis Barker's peen. That thing could seriously have its own area code.


Michael Fassbender reunited with an ex this week. That is not unusual. What is unusual is that the pair just about had sex in a chair at a bar before moving back to Michael's hotel suite. What is more unusual is that the woman, actress Leasi Andrews, obtained a restraining order against Michael back in 2010 because he allegedly beat her. Oh he also dragged her alongside their car and to top things off nicely he burst an ovarian cyst. This sounds like a real charmer so I can see why you would want to hook up again. Nothing like living on the edge and waiting for that next beating.

41 comments:

Ida Blankenship said...

I think he's chiseled, beautiful, and sexy as hell -- like a ginger Jon Hamm, kinda -- and I JUST learned about these allegations thanks to Michael K's subtle references to MF as a ''lady beater.''

I hope it's not true, obviously. But why would a guy hook up with an ex if she *had* lied about something so terrible? And why would she venture near HIM again if he had actually done it? Sexy or not, no thanks.

I guess I believe the allegations against him. I was almost a fan. Oh, well.

At least Hamm's rep is still pristine. :-/

mbagrrrl said...

I didn't know this about him, but nothing surprises me anymore.

BigMama said...

Famous or not, women who are abused (and men who are abused as well) tend to drift back to the person who did it. It can take years, if ever, for a person to decide they can not be around that person anymore.

GSDlover said...

He needs some AA and anger management therapy after doing some jail time, beating a woman while drunk is not an excuse.

MISCH said...

But now he's a big star....Instant Replay..

__-__=__ said...

"he burst an ovarian cyst"?!?!?! WTH?? Guess Shame wasn't so much acting after all. Sounds like ASPD to me.

Momster said...

He has quite the dark side.

To bad we didn't still have Full Frontal Friday, so we could see some peen, lol. Peen and coffee, before 9 a.m. On that note, I need more coffee.

The Black Cat said...

This is pretty messed up. But bursting an ovarian cyst makes me wonder because I had that happen to me when I was lying on a couch half asleep, it just happens sometime like that, so that could have been coincidental.

pr787 said...

This is H.Weinstein's doing. There are reports from the people who were at the GG's and they say Michael left with Gerard Butler and other people.
Weinstein want that French actor to get the Oscar nomination so he sees Fassbender as threat and suddenly just days before the nominations are announced this story comes back.

This woman accused another ex of the same even though both he and Fassbender were out of country when the supposed beatings took place. Were is the proof?
He would be crazy to risk his career by associating with her now. Where are the photos of them?

nichole said...

@Black Cat - ditto, it doesn't take much to burst an ovarian cyst. I've had it happen by just standing up from a sitting position. Which is why this story sounds off to me. I probably would have believed it more had they left the detail out about the cyst.

MommaSaid said...

I have read on several sites that Leasi was "persuaded" not to press charges as it would "hurt his blossoming career" at the time. He may be gorgeous, but he still is a woman beater. I'll pass on this one. He's a hot mess.

MizCaramel said...

What's this about George Clooney liking his peen?

MizCaramel said...

Must have to do with a movie they made... wished it was a reveal...

Basil said...

Didn't you guys get the memo? It is okay now to beat up a woman. If you get caught, all you have to do is pick up garbage on the side of the road, but after that make a record and become a star again! Hell, you might even get the girl back. Just ask Chris Brown.

Mango said...

@ pr787 - Interesting that Weinstein is rumored to be behind this story. I totally believe him capable of it.

Danielle said...

Wow did not know this about him.. I'm crushed! BTW bursting the ovarian cyst was not his fault. Unless he punched her in the ovary. Believe me, I know.. it does just happen.

Elizabeth said...

Well maybe Weinstein is behind this, but I didn't think Fassbender had that much momentum for an Oscar anyway.

Layna Day said...

pr787 does make a good point: it seems suspicious that this story--one that a lot of people didn't know about--would come to light now, during awards season and just as Fassbender's career is about to hit the big time.

I felt the same way about Christian Bale's rant on the Terminator: Salvation set being aired months after it happened. It's just so convenient. Of course, yelling at a co-worker is nowhere near as bad as possibly beating up girlfriend.

I'll have to wait and see on this one. Something feels off on this one, but there's no way to be sure of anything just yet.

Nellie said...

It is suspicious. If it is confirmed, then he can eat a bag of dicks. I would never support anything he is in. Until then I reserve judgement.

Beth said...

The burst ovarian cyst story is really old. I have friends who are obsessed with him, and when I told them this story, they sent me a stuffed ovary (like a plush toy, not someone's old ovary) in response. LOL.

Rose said...

A lot of people know MF is woman beater. If you read ONTD, every post about him has this is in it.

ChasingHeaven said...

I had an ovarian cyst burst while I was driving on an interstate. The pain was as bad as labor contractions only labor contractions at least let up before the next one starts. I was drenched on a chilly afternoon despite the air conditioner blasting on my face on high. I tell you all this in case (though hopefully not) it should happen to you. If my friend hadn't previously told me of her experience, I would have been convinced I was about to knock on heaven's door. Her telling me was the only thing that kept me calm when I experienced it myself.

ChasingHeaven said...

* I was drenched in sweat

Texshan said...

Personally I don't really believe this girl's story. Fassbender wasn't even there when she was supposedly beaten up. And I TOTALLY believe Weinstein is stirring this up. He's a piece of shit. I've hated him ever since he bamboozled the academy into giving "Shakespeare in Love" the best picture Oscar over "Saving Private Ryan." Between that and his relentless pushing of the Goopster in everyone's faces, he is #1 on my Hollywood douchebag list.

RocketQueen said...

If I were a guy and a woman falsely accused me of beating her, I'm not sure I'd ever have anything to do with her again. So yeah, I believe her. And she's a fool to go back.

nolachickee said...

OK, for those of you that have noticed, I have a Michael Fassbender obsession. I'm having a hard time with this story. It doesn't add up.

Provided it's not true - I sincerely hope that I run into him at a hotel bar!

OMAMA is BROKO said...

Wait a minute!!! So this is the guy all the blogs are drooling over??? Nice choice "droolers."

As if I didn't know everyone, especially us Westerners, weren't THE biggest hypocrites already.

(His ex looks pretty though. At least he has decent taste.)

OMAMA is BROKO said...

and I got slammed for saying a fist fight when in lust/love (what is that??) happens. (on the chris b and ri post) Not promoting violence, just saying I understood.

maybe I'm just more honest then most.

"honest to the point of recklessness." -tgd

OMAMA is BROKO said...

**and as if the hand clenched around the neck isn't any indication of his "controlling" desire, and/or behavior.

Jennifer H. said...

At first, I found this story alarming. Then I read the comments. I am more alarmed that so many readers here, not only had ovarian cysts, but also had ovarian cysts that burst! I am now afraid to move.

As for Fassbender, this story has a lot of holes in it. I hope it's not true.

selenakyle said...

I still don't know who this man is.

Texshan said...

Selena, Fassbender was in 300 (drool!), the current releases Shame and Haywire, Inglourious Basterds, X-Men First Class (the young Magneto), the last Jane Eyre adaptation, and lots of smaller movies like Fish Tank, A Dangerous Method, and Hunger. He also played Azazeal on Hex, which was on BBC America several years ago. He's very talented.

Jaded but happy said...

Whether the "actress" here is telling the truth, or not, I think it's worth noting that she's been screwing advantageously to the middle and never the top in Hollywood for years and appears to have a thing for dramatic and/or volatile men. She dated Terrence Howard on his way up and many more. She's best known for getting knocked up with Lawrence Bender's baby, he's a producer, so this was smart move for her. She's got some financial security and a house in BH out of it.

Sherry said...

I had a ovarian cyst burst while I was doing a belly dance/singing telegram..But the show went on!

I don't get the appeal of this guy. He doesn't do it for me. Tragic if this story is true.

kerri said...

Now I want to google Travis Barker

ABlake said...

No kidding Jennifer H.!

I don't want to move either. Yikes!! I didn't know it was such a common thing

zeldafitzgerald said...

i'd be sceptical about all and any scandal that comes out between now and the oscars. why wasn't he charged and convicted?

what did he play in inglorious basterds? (oh hang on i'm on the internet)

also, hand up for the ovarian cyst here too - actually i was just in hospital for the latest and was told by the best doctor in the free world that i probably shouldn't get another one (after 4). probably. thanks be to gods for morphine.

Mooshki said...

If anyone's dying to see Travis's Barker, you can email me: mooshki at yahoo.com

Rose said...

Kerri, it's worth it to do so.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@zeldafitz - I heard an interview with him today on NPR & I couldn't place him in IG either. He was the British soldier that pretended to be German & did the wrong salute?

Christiane said...

Y'all are aware that she attended some Oscar parties with none other than Lawrence Bender 48 hours before this alleged hookup?

I've been following this man's career for the longest time, and followed the first "scandal" in realtime. You'd be surprised at all the firsthand accounts (unrelated to Fassbender) of this woman who portray someone who's basically non-credible, borderline insane. Think Mariah Yeater meets a scorned Halle Berry. I've yet to read any negative account of anyone (journalist, publicist, people in the streets) who ever conversed with Fassbender. C'mon Enty, use your insider knowledge to look into this further, he's getting played here, hook line and sinker!