Monday, January 16, 2012

Tebowing Has Jumped The Shark


I'm pretty sure that before we can make this whole Tebowing thing officially over, we will need to have a Hugh Hefner sighting. That was the death knell for planking, and it is kind of like Hugh gives us that seal of approval that a trend is over and done. Maria Menounos brought us to the brink of that trend though with her display on the red carpet. I wonder what the bet was and who bet her that she would not have the guts to do it.

36 comments:

anita_mark said...

That picture is going to irritate me all fucking day. I want to punch anyone that does that.

Her shoes clash with her dress.

nolachickee said...

I hope that someone came by and knocked her ass over right after this photo was taken. Wow, you're so cool Maria. Fucktard.

anita_mark said...

@Nola, I think I love you.

thejadedentrepreneur said...

What the fuck does this goofy bitch actually do besides annoy the piss out of me with a microphone. They couldn't have found a less irritating announcer over at E!, home of Ghoul-iana Rancid?

califblondy said...

Dumbass

chopchop said...

Wow is she tiny.

Maja. With a J. said...

Is this was Tebow does? I don't know because I don't give a flying fuck about sports *L*

Maja. With a J. said...

was=what


I also don't give a flying fuck about typing!!!

Mother Campfire said...

Thats a whoooooole lotta fucks in one thread. You all must be as hungover as I am.

shakey said...

Can't stand her. She tries too hard to be noticed, and that is really saying something for H-town.

Cali Girl said...

i live in denver and even i think tebow is just posturing for magazine covers at this point. Anyone imitating him is doing nothing less - would this picture have been posted if not?

mbagrrrl said...

The only thing worse than Tebow Tebowing is this broad doing it. GAH!

mngddess said...

Anita and Nola, you are getting me in trouble because I am laughing at work!

And that is the yellowest dress I have EVER seen.

mngddess said...

Anita and Nola, you are getting me in trouble because I am laughing at work!

And that is the yellowest dress I have EVER seen.

Susan said...

I think it's funny that a man praying has caused such a stir. Who the fuck cares? Lots of athletes give shout outs to God while playing.

Michael said...

I get annoyed by the Tebowmania thing. But I have to say that much worse people have gotten undeserved attention.

selenakyle said...

Dumb hair, idiotic Tebowing and non-matching shoes aside... I love that crazy-bright dress!

ChasingHeaven said...

Nope, I don't have to wait for Hef. I'll take Maria. Now please stop with the Tebowfoolery.

Mango said...

The fabric of that dress looks gorgeous but, yeah, that's pretty lame.

The thing with E! and Entertainment Tonight and all those other shows is that they try too hard to make those interviewers personalities and celebrities in and of themselves. What kind of world are we in that Giuliana Rancic has her own fucking reality show?? Please, you're a bitch with a microphone!

Del Riser said...

I like school bus yellow, I have a cardigan and a boyfriend jacket in that color. It's great to wear with all black or brown on a dreary winter day. Plus my husband can find me in a crowd.
She made sure her face was to the camera, so I will assume that not a prayer was uttered.

nolachickee said...

@anita - so what are you so afraid of?

Sorry. Yes, I still listen to David Cassidy songs.

YourNameHere said...

I don't get why she did this. She's from the Boston, MA area so I would assume she's a bandwagon Boston fan.

She sports the team logos if they are doing well just like my sister in law does. This year she was suddenly into the Bruins so I asked her to name 5 players and what their positions were. She could only name 4 names & no positions. I hate that I get like that, but if you're going to bandwagon don't make it so obvious!

Sherry said...

I like this lello a helluva a lot better than that weak, watered down "pink" referred to as nude that was so prevalent last night.

And yeah, why a she also a personality when she is just someone with a microphone.

FS said...

Funny, I looked through all the red carpet photos last night before I signed off, and Maria Menounos (who I don't like) was one of my top 3. The dress is gorgeous, works well with her skin tone, and her hair and makeup were perfect (didn't see the shoes in that photo). Yeah tebowing has jumped the shark and she looks silly, but if she had a fun moment for herself I can't hate on it.

RocketQueen said...

Yeah, I must be in the minority, too. I like the dress.

Thank God the Broncos are out of the playoffs. I'm so over hearing about Tebow. I watched the game vs. the Pats on Saturday and uh...yeah. The way Tebow was throwing, they had no chance.

Poppymann said...

I normally associate a pose like this with Rodin's Thinker except anyone who does this is a mindless fuck!

Sherry said...

RQ! How was the shower?

RocketQueen said...

Shower was awesome, Sherry, thanks for asking :) Several of my friends said they'd never seen me cry before yesterday...damn hormones!

jax said...

and I missed you bawling?? I'll make you cry this weekend, I swear!! ;o)

anita_mark said...

Oh I definitely think the dress is gorgeous (wrong shoes), it's the pose that's annoying.

I love metallics. I don't know why she chose silver accents for that colour dress.

sussique said...

i am highly annoyed by this woman. i hope she bla bla bla

Mooshki said...

This is why the bible specifically forbids this kind of display - it becomes a tool for hypocrites.

Sherry said...

RQ: We know you were crying cuz you missed all of us..Admit it. *L* as Maja says.

Betty K said...

@mother campfire: glad to see you here today!

As for Maria Menounos, I hope she has lost her gig on the Real World franchise.

Kenny did the pregame for the new Battle and did a surprisingly good job. MTV should keep this idea going.

elspeth said...

Yeah, it's jumped the shark, but with my old knees and bad ankles, i've got to say "Good on yah!" to anyone who tries that pose in a long dress and those high heels.

B said...

I agree with most of you!I'm so glad many people think this is as fucking stupid as I do.