Saturday, January 21, 2012

Ted C Blind Item

We've already all fallen in love with Charlotte "Chuck" Finger-Dingle and her sexually impressive resume of bedding Hollywood's power gals. This particular beauty seems to thrive and simply glow inside the more women she beds, but guess what?

Chuck's also got a hot career going, which actually means more to her than her ambitious (and athletic) love life, so Charlotte just added something very different to her woman-eating Hollywood climb:

A man.

Yep, that's right! And, of course, not just any man, but a very, very powerful and über-talented man!

One who just happens to be directing Charly in her latest project. But that's not all.

Wanna know what's really weird about this one? No, not that Chuck has so seamlessly switched from women to men just for the sake of a great role (trust us, lots of celebs have made that switch in this town for far less than a spectacular role), but the fact that Chuck's new man has a woman who's totally OK with this arrangement!

Uh, are we watching a real-life episode of Sex and the City, only with Chucky's lover's other half doing the same thing Samantha would?

Apparently.

Either that or the director's woman knows full well that Charly's first preference is for the ladies, and she'll be bored diddling the director dude soon enough.

Only problem is, the way Charly's hanging all over her lover in public (not to mention in private), that sexual fade-out doesn't appear to be occurring anytime soon.

AND IT AIN'T: Jennifer Lawrence, Naya Rivera, Dakota Fanning

31 comments:

Elizabeth said...

Ted has pretty much confirmed Rooney Mara for this one.

Bnl1016 said...

^ yup. Which makes no sense. She has a boyfriend. A long time boyfriend.

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Mango said...

My first thought was Rooney, but jeez, why would Dakota Fanning be suggested as one of the "and it ain'ts"???

Beth said...

Rooney Mara and David Fincher

msgirl said...

I'm with Bri - she has a long-term boyfriend but this blind says she's never been with a guy before?

Beth said...

Actually, didn't RM have an affair with Daniel Craig during filming?

Rethinking my guess...

Amy said...

Dakota Fanning could be there is it's someone she's starred with (KStew etc), or to suggest the age range. Rooney Mara was the last person to come to mind, frankly.

MISCH said...

Rooney Mara may have a boyfriend but she like Jessica Biel is gay.
There has been talk about her for the longest time.
I admit, I would do Daniel if I had the opportunity.

Nellie said...

Blake lively.

Nellie said...

She just got that huge new role.

VIPblonde said...

Rooney is now dating Charlie McDowell, son of Malcolm McDowell and Mary Steenburgen. He's listed as a director, although IMDB doesn't show them having anything currently in production together. But I think Charlie is the director they're referring to

VIPblonde said...

@Nellie - Blake is "Veronica Bee Stings"

Ida Blankenship said...

I can't believe Rooney Mara is considered interesting enough to have her own blind. I nod off just looking at her.

This is one of your more boring ones, Ted. Enough with Chuck Dingleberry.

ABlake said...

I would think if he were going to come up with a nick for Rooney Mara it should be more like "Diarrhea of the mouth".

RenoBlondee said...

Yes, he means Mara. He hinted at it early in the week.

Borg Queen said...

How about amber heard. She is cast in a new movie motor city with director Albert Hughes but I don't know if fe fits the blind

Bnl1016 said...

Rooney isn't "now" dating Charlie. She has been since 2010 if not a bit longer.

timebob said...

i'm pretty sure none of us have "fallen in love" with Rooney Mara. The Dragon movie didn't do well and after her obnoxious comments about her past role on SUV which she treated as beneath her "great talent". Didn't curry and favor with people.

I like the Amber Heard guess. But she is in a commited relationship.

feraltart said...

I saw Girl With the Dragon Tattoo last week and loved it. Can't wait for the next two films.

Unknown said...

I'm more interested in the And It Aint's. Is he trying to tell us that Jennifer, Naya, and Dakota all have "sexually impressive resumes of bedding Hollywood's power gals?" Is there anything to back that up?

lutefisk said...

All I am getting out of this is someone very young. I am enjoying everyone's guesses.

parissucksliterally said...

Amber Heard was my first thought.

Sherry said...

Amber Heard was my first guess too and it seems like there are rumors that she and her SO have cooled somewhat. And then there is the "hanging all over her lover in public". Who could that be?

Ida Blankenship said...

Dingleberry isn't Amber. Ted already notted her:

http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/afternoon_mail_amber_heard_our_new_vice/277100

I hate that "notted" is now part of my lexicon, BTW.

Unknown said...

say it aint so "charlize" and who ever?

Katja said...

If she is already a favorite, she must be in the under 25 catagory in the People's Choice Awards this year or last.

2011
Chloë Grace Moretz, Hugo-winner
Emma Watson, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2

2010

Emma Watson, Harry Potter
Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga
Vanessa Hudgens, Disney Channel star
Zac Efron- winner

That is all I have.

Beth said...

Didn't Amber Heard have boyfriends before coming out?

artemis said...

What about Ellen Page and Woody Allen?

Unknown said...

Emma Stone?

Daveb said...

I think Amber Heard pronounced herself bi and is currently with a woman. I don't know if that was a true declaration or simply a statement intended to help professionally.