Friday, January 27, 2012

US Weekly Tells Us Something We Already Knew


Every week US Weekly has some fascinating new story which they claim as an exclusive. Usually I only get upset if it is one of my blind items I revealed that they are now claiming as their own. Seriously, if you employ hundreds of reporters you should be able to kick my ass around the room on a daily basis. I am a guy who spends a couple of hours a day trying to read and type while not trying to get caught by my boss.


This time though US Weekly is exclusively claiming that Russell has seeing other women. I have not even been blind about that. I have been saying since they were married that he has been seeing other women. I said it at least once or twice a month and since they split I grew bored with myself talking about how he is having sex with other women. Apparently though, US Weekly caters to those who only get their gossip in supermarket checkout lines and probably think Jennifer Aniston is simply having the longest gestation period on record.

24 comments:

Ida Blankenship said...

He's a funny guy, but he still looks like a hipster guttersnipe. I wouldn't hit that herp-ridden shit if you paid me.

Tempestuous Grape said...

I love her hair in the pic.
(God, I'm getting old)

MISCH said...

He grosses me out...
Read somewhere that the divorce will be quiet because he knows about her dad who's said to be an ubber closeted gay man...and that go well for his church...

brendalove@gmail.com said...

That's okay ENT, your fans know the real deal. Who cares about little old ladies in grocery store checkouts looking at US Weekly

nolachickee said...

Was he still giving out robes as parting gifts while he was screwing around as a married man?

I just don't get the appeal of this guy. His hair is greasy gross, he's almost cross-eyed, and he makes disgusting faces with his lips. He has an ass mouth. Yuck.

Ms Cool said...

But nolachickee, tell us how you really feel.

RenoBlondee said...

I guess I'm the only one that feels bad for her. She got blindsided. She believed he was rehabbed with sex as well as his drugs and alcohol addiction. He is almost 10 yrs older then her. He should've known better.

amh.producer said...

MISCH,that was a blind that enty posted and they were the popular guess, I think. Not sure if it was Enty's blind or if he just posted it over here.

And I never found the dude attractive, but then I saw Get Him to the Greek and I could see the charisma just oozing out of him. Odd.

__-__=__ said...

Yes, US Weekly caters to those who only get their gossip in supermarket checkout lines. We are actually an elite set of gossip mongers who flock here. We're special!

I feel bad for her. He used his glib and superficial charm on her and she fell for it. Not surprising if she came from a loving environment. I'm sure he enjoyed the ride. At least they didn't breed.

Yes, that "charisma" is all fake and he oozes it. He looks dirty too.

sunshine said...

i heart you enty! igive you credit where its due! i use your blind items to let other people know who do not follow your blog, what kind of people we have in the limelight but they know you write them!
my apologies if i eva eva eva (in outkast voice) upset you. im from a farm and just want to educate my peeps with your great reporting skills!

pilly said...

THANK YOU ENTY! I pray every single day that you don't get caught! L O V E

bubbles said...

Enty, since US Weekly regularly borrows from this blog, why don't you cut some kind of deal with them? Something like you giving them the info first 24 hrs before putting it on this blog, in return for which they pay you. If they're going to keep stealing your info, you might as well benefit from it financially...

Sunnyhorse said...

On the other hand, Russell is sober and Katy is apparently not -- I'm not saying it was OK if he was screwing around on her, but living with someone who didn't respect his sobriety and was constantly getting wrecked couldn't have been easy for him, either. It cuts both ways.

RocketQueen said...

I like her hair here, too!

I like Russel Brand - don't care who knows it. Dude is a confessed sex addict, she had to know the risks.

Also to be fair, Enty, Russell has been a barely-concealed blind of Ted's since they got married, too. It's no secret to anyone it seems that he never stopped messing around.

Cancan said...

Please. I'm sure she always treated him worse than he treated her. She's the vapid, self-centered one.

Sylvia said...

I really don't see the appeal on this guy and don't think he is funny either. Anyway before she married him it was well known that he enjoyed the ladies way too much. So how can you expect for a guy like that to change and stay with only one woman just because you got married?

Sorka8 said...
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Sorka8 said...

Oh puleeze, enough with the 'poor miz katy". I am sure she is no Miss Innocent going into this marriage. Everyone out there knows that Russel is a self-confessed sex addict. Katy is a pretty shrewd cookie, she knew he was damaged goods.
What sort of marriage do you expect she would have if she wanted to continue to drink and party while married to an recovering alcoholic/druggie? I'd say both of these people contributed to the downfall of a marriage that was doomed from the begining.

Now I have to wonder how long it will take before we hear about the two of them hooking back up.

Makes for great PR doncha know!

Tara said...

Well looks like KP is getting some good PR from this...poor, sweet, innocent thing getting blindsided. And, from what I've read (and I confess I'm behind on the gossip, way behind, so correct me if I'm wrong) he's letting her be seen that way. Gotta give the greasy guy props for that. He's either an okay guy or completely in the wrong. *shrug* Who knows?

On a side note: I thought KP was Jenny McCarthy when I first glanced at that pic. I was like...wth is JM doing with HIM? Ugh...

MadLyb said...

Unlike a lot of Americans, apparently, I adore Russell, but he shouldn't be married. He tried it and I was shocked that he did, but it just wasn't his thing, so time to move forward (hopefully). I wish only the best for both of them - not that my wishes are worth a damn, but it's the thought that counts, right?

Sherry said...

Enty, why not make up some crazy shit just to see US Weekly make an ass of itself. And My Booky Wook? Truly the crappiest title EVER!

ardleigh said...

I only look at US Weekly to see them cap on the stars who wear hideous clothes. It helps pass the time while stuck behinde the person with the screaming kid & who has credit card won't accept the charge for groceries.

Unknown said...

Have any of you read anything Russell has written? He really is a smart, thoughtful guy. Google his tribute letter to Amy Winehouse, it's beautiful. I do love a man who has a way with words. As for their marriage, I think they both rushed into it & given all the time they spent apart & completely different lifestyles & ages, I am not surprised it didn't work out.

Idontwantaf*ckingblog said...

MFing Google ...

I've been following Russell since his radio days at the BBC. Dude is whip smart, a good writer, and cheers to him for his long term sobriety.

Did anyone ever think this marriage was anything more than a PR event for the both of them?

Let's pretend for a moment it was. Why then does Katy get a pass for remaining a hard core party girl (with a sober dh)and even bragging about it? Please.

I'm with others who aren't buying the whole "poor Katy" routine. Please. This wench has been around the block more than a few times, she's not the saint she claims to be whenever its convenient, and she's just plain obnoxious.

I still can't believe that with her voice she even has a career.