Thursday, January 26, 2012

Kim Kardashian Has Google Alerts - For Herself



I'm sure at some point in your life you have Googled yourself. You want to see what others can see about you and you want to see what you can find out about others. What I bet you do not do is have Google set up a news alert for everytime someone mentions your name on the internet. If you did though, I would not think any less of you. Why? Because how often are you in the news? Of course you want Google to tell you if you made the news. But, you are not Kim Kardashian. Yes, I know you are thankful for that everyday, but she is in the news a lot so to set up your Google account so you get all of these news stories sent to you all day long all about yourself is pretty egotistical. You really want to read about yourself all day long? Maybe she wants to be loved. Hopefully she is reading about how the world has turned on her and can't wait for her to go the way of Paris Hilton.

48 comments:

BigMama said...

Paris who?

I never was a Kardashian fan so all this is just confirming to myself why it was a good idea to ignore them in the first place.

figgy said...

Of COURSE she has a Birkin bag. The accessory of choice for insecure twits with too much money and too little imagination.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

...and I'll bet 75% of those alerts originate from this website.

*ahem*

EmEyeKay said...

Hi, Kim!

Seachica said...

I hope those alerts include all the comments about how people think she's a joke.

Seachica said...

haha, figgy. so true.

Maja With a J said...

Somehow, this doesn't surprise me at all *L*.

Tempestuous Grape said...

SO what! I can't stand this broad but it's not newsworthy.

CarolMR said...

Enty, nothing on the death of actor James Farentino?

cheesegrater15 said...

All celebrities do it.


If she is reading this:


Ahem


Kim Kardashian, kill yourself. The planet doesn't want you or your family.

figgy said...

Here's another flag:

KIM KARDASHIAN has big stupid butt implants.

So there.

flip said...

I am guessing she has the alerts so she can tell her bulldog of a mother to start a lawsuit in the event of libel. You know, because she doesn't have enough money coming in already.

Róisín|nísióR said...

Kim Kardashian ... GO AWAY.

Cecilia00 said...

Am I the only one who thinks that this is fine?

I mean, I would do it to in her position.

timebob said...

i'm sure Kris Jenner has an alert for all the kids so she can figure out who to sue for having anti-kardashian sites.

MAC said...

I'm just going to start putting her name at the bottom of everything I post just so she gets bombarded.

Carrie L. said...

Actually, it has "RE" at the front of the message, which means she's replying. You can't reply back to an alert, so I'm guessing she has a person do this for her (monitor via Google Alerts) and then they send the ones of interest on to her. That actually makes this whole scenario even more pathetic.

Maybe she was trying to monitor the "charity" story she put out this week...still trying to polish up that image of hers.

Comma Chaser said...

^ Excellent Idea.

*holds out baton to pass*

kim kardashian.

Maja With a J said...

Dear Kim Kardashian: Please stop talking in that stupid baby voice. We've all seen a closeup of you giving a shallow blowjob. We know you're not innocent.


I have to say though, that if anything interesting came up when I Googled myself, I might do it more often *L*

yourfaceisamess said...

KIM- YOU ARE A WASTE OF FLESH.

YOURS TRULY,

THE UNIVERSE

Mango said...

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Suzanne said...

On the one episode I've seen, I remember that she discussed having Google alerts set up for herself. No shame in her game.

Linnea said...

Carrie: That would be the worst job ever! Forget cleaning stalls at the after-dark cinema, having to read everything Kim related and forward the good parts to her would be much, muuch worse.

Shay said...

I can't stand that fake baby voice she uses. I heard Khloe use one, too, when she was speaking to Lamar during some interview. I couldn't turn the channel fast enough.

JoElla said...

Telling someone to kill themselves?

I don't care how much of a twit she may be, that was just cruel.

And very uncool.

crila16 said...

Kim is such trash, that bad news about her is good news to her. Remember, she had a sex tape out. Anything from there is up hill to her. Kim will be gone before you know it. Fear not everyone...fear not. She will be down under the pond scum with Paris before you know it. Paris has already reserved a space for Kim.

nolachickee said...

Dear Kim:

The end is near. Pretty soon you will not be mentioned at all. Please start moving towards the exits. Don't let the door hit your big fat ass on the way out.

Enty, please have mercy on @Ida and give Kim less stories to read about herself.

cheesegrater15 said...

Oh goody. Here comes the moral majority. Go cry in your fucking bible. It's a god damn gossip blog. Get over yourself.



And don't call 911.

Mother Campfire said...

If she really reads this, do you actually want her to read that you wish she'd kill herself? Come on.

Ahem.

Kim Kardashian's publicist and/or Kris Jenner (aka the person reading this)...the public is smarter than you thought, huh? DAMN IT, am I right? Please relay the following advice and you can take the credit yourself - but realize this goose is cooked and your reputation representing her will seriously hinder your career in 5...4...3...2...

Kim: Do yourself a favor and slink out of the spotlight for a while, go to college, and build some principles for the sake of your future. And ours. And for the love of all things holy, please rid yourself of high wasted pants. They aren't flattering and it's getting kind of sad that you keep trying. Who are you, Katie Holmes?

Best,
Mother Campfire

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Mother Campfire said...

Er...waisted. I think. >.>

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Dudes, if she kills herself, she'll be some fucking reality show martyr. Don't give her family that satisfaction.

cheesegrater15 said...

Okay, that's a reality show I would gladly watch.

Mother Campfire said...

@ Ida - FO REAL.

parissucksliterally said...

she is so pathetic. I hope she kries reading all the bad things people think about her.

cheesegrater15 said...

She's too busy being a finger trap to read Google alerts.

JoElla said...

Wow Vicky, you are an angry critter aren't you.

Lelaina Pierce said...

This does not surprise me in the least. I think a lot of celebs do this. But for every site that has commenters like on here, there are others where the commenters would kiss the ground she walks on. Such is life.

Mother Campfire said...

^ Yes, but they're likely 14 years old. Right? RIGHT?! Oh god, don't tell me. I would hate to think there are actual adults who are into this shit.

PM said...

Its funny that she was caught, but I would be surprised to find out that any celebrity DIDN'T do this.
Her job is 100% image and, like it or not, she's great at it.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Mother Campfire - Sorry to disappoint you. ;)

Jolene Jolene said...

@PM, what?! She's great at it? I must beg to differ. Overtly money hungry blah blah sex tape blah blah etc etc. I'd love to hear your argument on this one. :)

Snakeoiler said...

I know she lives for attention, but this seems just a little too stalker-ish for me.

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Icecat said...

LOL @Mango!

Middle-aged Diva (Carol) said...

This looks like an email ABOUT a Google alert,not a Google alert. At least to me.

Rose said...

This can't be a surprise. I assume she has been doing this for years. Actually, I assume most famous celebrities without actual talent probably do this as they have a lot of time between calling in photo ops.

Vicki, I don't have a bible to cry, nor do I care if this is a celebrity or a news blog. Killing yourself isn't really a funny joke no matter where you are, especially given some of the community members we have. I have quite the sense of humor so don't try throw the blame out to everyone for not getting your amazing joke. Don't get your panties in a bunch, because people have a problem with something that can be a sensitive topic for some of us. Or make a funnier joke.

B said...

Yes figgy.The Birkin bag is an asshole alert like spiky hair.

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