Monday, January 23, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

Just random alphabetical-ness that landed Anne Hathaway on top.
The stunning Brooklyn Decker promotes her latest movie with co-star Peter Berg.
Cameron Diaz's hair is a tribute to Something About Mary and Donatella.
Not sure about his choice of baseball teams, but I am not going to fault David Beckham for his taste in burgers. Hello In-N-Out. I have missed you. I know this diet has been hard on both of us. I hear you calling me a night. I'm sorry you have to go straight to voicemail.
Diane Kruger at Fashion Week in Paris.
Speaking of Fashion Week in Paris, The Walking Dead gets its own fashion line.
Umm, yeah.
Mike Comrie and Hilary Duff.
Hugh Jackman and his wife bombard their kids with snowballs.
Jessica Alba at a Chanel party in Vegas.

45 comments:

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

As much as I like In N Out burgers, the fries suck.

Pookie said...

brooklyn decker is way too gorgeous to walk around with droopy boobs. stop it.

hilary duff is ADORABLE!

i love that so many hugh jackman pics are family-themed. *melts*

RJ said...

That Diaz-Donatella pic is hard to view. Geez. I'm not exactly beauty queen material right now either, but YIKES!

Love the Jackman picture though. What a guy.

Carrie L. said...

Brooklyn is a lovely gal, but she needs serious help in dressing for a red carpet event. She always chooses such unfortunate outfits!

parissucksliterally said...

Mike Comrie's head is shaped like the MacTonight moon. He scored when he landed Hilary.

I do not get the hotness of Brooklyn Decker.

I do see Hathaway's beauty though. Even when she has bitchface.

Anonymous said...

Brooklyn Decker's body is ridiculous, why would she make it look bad in that ill-fitting dress?

Mike Comrie's not too cute, is he? He's wearing that style of beard that makes guys look like middle earth gnomes (or whatever). But I've never liked hockey players, they are too big, they're not made to scale.

Soccer players however.... hello David B.

RocketQueen said...

Are you sure that's Jackman's wife? Doesn't look like her.

@parissucks - count me as another who finds Brooklyn Decker kind of plain Jane. I don't get it.

@anita_mark - did you see that naked picture of Ryan Kesler in the Sports Illustrated hottest bodies edition this year? It's um...worth a look.

Seriously. That green plaid "fashion" outfit is just fucking ridiculous. RIDICULOUS.

That pic of Cameron and Donatella exactly reminds me of something about Mary where Cameron's character lived with that Magda woman....she and Donatella aren't that far apart.

RenoBlondee said...

I love Peter Berg.
Cam's been looking rough like her buddy Donatella lately.
Hilary looks very happy and cute. I have always liked her. My teen used to watch Lizzy MCguire back in the day and she was so cute and funny.

Sadie said...

Ahhh..the Um Yeah photo? WTF?!?! Does that guy have a straw in his mouth thats attached to his pants?

MISCH said...

Hugh please please adopt me....

crila16 said...

What is going on with Cammie lately? She looks horrible and so old looking.

EmEyeKay said...

What is coming out of his pants?!

Jolene Jolene said...

I, too, don't get the appeal with Brooklyn Decker. Also, she has very large, real breasts and needs a bra stat. It's funny to me when people call hugely large boobs saggy. Most hugely large boobs ARE saggy. We're just so desensitized with fake, melon-sized bolt-ons that have zero resemblance to what real breasts look like.

Love Kruger and Alba's black and white.

This is Paris COUTURE fashion week. It's all cray.

The Black Cat said...

Looks like Camerons party girl days are catching up with her, too bad.

Jessie said...

Cam D and Donatella are two great examples of why you need to be sun safe.

ForSure said...

Hugh Jackman photo every day please. Really, it will make the world a better place.

Danielle said...

I, on the other hand, fully approve of Beckham's choice in baseball team :)

Brian said...

It may be a little after the fact, but excellent picture of Donatella dressed up as "Mush Mouth" from the Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids for Halloween!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eka_Z1kvEkg/TgQdfwgeteI/AAAAAAAACOI/DB3SiUaFe6Q/s400/mushmouth.jpg

Tempestuous Grape said...

I am not a fan of Jessica Alba but that dress is out of sight!!

mikey said...

It looks like the designer took the bed set my daughter had when she was 10 and turned it into a suit. Same pink and green plaid - which was adorable in her room - not so much on him.

califblondy said...

Little Miss, if you order the fries well done it helps.

I love Alba's dress. Not so much with this Brooklyn chick.

I think that's Hugh's wife, I don't remember ever seeing her hair down like that.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Donatella looks like a Fraggle.

That Black & Decker chick is showing some major Reese Witherspoon chin-age there.

Fashion week photo 1 looks like David Bryne from the 80's

Fashion week photo 2 looks like Conan's pimp-bot from the 90's.

Krystal said...

How does Jessica Alba get photographed so frequently?! What does she do? She's in the random photos almost every day and besides that movie New Years Eve I can't think of anything that she does to merit so much attention from the paparazzi.

Oh and David Beckham in a Phillies hat? Perfection!

Maja With a J said...

Brooklyn Deckers dress reminds me of when Courtney Love and Amanda de Cadenet were best friends. Add a tiara and that's it.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Why no love for the Phillies, Enty? You a Mets fan or somethin'? ;)

Also, this is the awesomest David Beckham picture I've ever seen!

figgy said...

@Jolene, my 38 DDs (and that's *after* the reduction) and I thank you for making that point. Real boobs sag, at least to some extent.

Actually, right after the reduction, they were so swollen and hard that I swear the nipples pointed upward. I was like "these are great!" and the doctor rolled her eyes and was like "don't get too excited, they're just swollen, they'll start to sag a bit soon" and sadly she was right *sob*

mooshki said...

Is Brad still styling Jessica Alba? If so, he's doing a great job.

The "Umm, yeah" photo is probably going to be on next season's American Horror Story. Gotta take things to the next level!

Argh, I am not looking forward to Hathaway stinking up Cat Woman. :(

On the other hand, I had no idea Peter Berg directed Battleship. Maybe it won't suck too bad after all. Aw, who am I kidding, it stars Tim Riggins, so I just don't care.

I really hope the blinds about Comrie aren't true. I think she's a godawful actress, but Hilary Duff seems really sweet, and I wouldn't want her to get screwed over.

Anonymous said...

@RQ, I googled it, thank you. There's always an exception to every rule ;) And for every hot soccer player, there's a Rooney.

KP said...

Is Diane Kruger working anymore?

It seems like Hilary Duff has been pregnant wayyyy longer than Beyonce ever was....

Beth said...

Cameron Diaz looks rougher and rougher with each pic. She went from looking younger than her years to looking 10 years older.

Why is Jessica Alba still famous?

lutefisk said...

Hillary Duff looks so nice and comfortable. Glad to see she isn't wearing something ridiculous.
Cameron Diaz looks awful. Hard to believe how beautiful she once was.

ardleighstreet said...

Cameron looks rough. Burried by your dog and dug up a week rough.

Hugh makes his family life look very fun.

MnGddess said...

My God - Cameron is looking as bad as Donatella. What the hell happened?

As for the green freak-show suit - it's amazing what people will call fashion. Keep it.

Jessica looks good, but the dress is a bit too long for her.

And Enty - you'd better show me some Phillies love if we're going to spend any time as a couple!!!

Cyn - and that's not Hugh Jackman's wife.

shakey said...

Bring out the gimp.

Tara said...
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Tara said...

I do not find Brooklyn Decker that attractive. However, I had a HUGE crush on Peter Berg back in the 'Shocker' days. Anyone remember that movie?

P.S. If it was mentioned in the comments, sorry, my ADD is kicking in and I couldn't sit and read them all. I will prolly do it early in the a.m.

Jamie 2 said...

@Enty: Please stop posting pix of Callista Gingrich under the Cameron Diaz tag.

Robert said...

@Mooshki: The first thing I thought of when looking at that black vinyl outfit was American Horror Story!
Not sure what that mouth-to-crotch tube thingie is...

Jessie said...

Fashion, like art, is objective. Look at the structure of the suit, it's amazing.

Unknown said...

i have to say that you guys are so bitchy about these people you have never met. i would like to see you guys be in the same shoes and see if you can live up to your own outrageous expectations. they are all humans like you. droopy breasts. unflattering outfit once in awhile. looking older than ur years. i can bet a million dollars, that these celebrities on their worst days look a hundred times better than you lot, couch critics.

Beth said...

Unknown, these people are held up as the physical ideal by the media.

They are not the ideal, and we have the right to shoot that down.

If the celebs can't stand the heat, they can leave the kitchen.

figgy said...

^^What @Beth said.

I'll add, @Unknown, this is a celebrity gossip site. Snarking is the raison d'etre.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Mooshki - That outfit is like Black Leather Man Goes to a Cocktail Party. Eeep!

Alba looks amazing.

mooshki said...

Unknown, I've seen the reader pics, and I'll take that bet. It takes most stars a ton of makeup to look as good as some of our readers do naturally.

Melody the First said...

Walking Dead guy looks more like Walking Arizona Ice Tea. The one under him is totally Steampunk Leather Bar.

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