Saturday, February 11, 2012

Blind Items Revealed

November 2, 2011

#2 - Which Jersey Shore star is fond of saying, "It is not gay if someone else is doing the sucking," whenever he is questioned about some of the people he has gone out with.


The Situation

42 comments:

Karmen said...

WOW!!!! That is a juicy reveal!

Karmen said...

Not that it's surprising, but still. Damn, Enty!

Syko said...

I have a friend with exactly that attitude.

There's been a little going around lately about The Situation possibly being gay, so this isn't a surprise to me.

nolachickee said...

I said it the other day. I hope that he and the Unit have a happy life together! And just to say, Pauly D is playing for the heteros.

Thank you for the confirmation, Enty!!!

JoElla said...

OHMYGAWWWWWWWWWD!

NernersHuman said...

I figured there was more to "The Unit" than just friendship.

And also, I had a sex dream about Pauly D last night. That was weird.

bnl1016 said...

I didn't realize this was still blind. The radio show I listen to talk about how he made this comment all the time. They flat out asked all the girls if they thought he was gay. Snooki and jwow said it wouldn't surprise them and Sam and deena said he just has some feminine qualities but they didn't think he was gay. But also admitted they didn't know for sure.

selenakyle said...

I'd never be able to suck on anything soaked in that much body spray. I mean, you must be able to smell the dumbass from a mile away! You could gag to death getting anywheres near his body parts!

nolachickee said...

@NernersHuman - I've had many the sex dreams about Pauly. I've just come to accept that he is my type, despite how disturbing that is on many levels.

The Adventures of... said...

Not a surprise but a good reveal Enty!

NernersHuman said...

@nolachickee--I know! I just get the vibe he's a total sweetie in and out of the sack.

ParkerNosey said...

Lol

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Nice reveal Enty! Thanks!!

RenoBlondee said...

Thanks for the reveal Enty!

ABlake said...

Uh yes. Yes it is gay.

Statements like this do nothing more than perpetuate the entire "All guys want is a hole, be it mouth or otherwise".
Not true, at least not with the guys I know.

Anyway, I don't like the show or anyone on it so meh.

ItsAJ said...

Thanks for the reveal, Enty!

anita_mark said...

lol @ Selena's comment.

On the episode the other night, he just kept calling The Unit (I can't believe I wrote that).

Audrey said...

Yawn...wasn't he a popular guess when the item was first published? Thanks for revealing anyway. At least there's closure.

BobNYC said...

Sorry to break it to you "ABlake" but you have no clue how many heterosexual man enjoy a BJ from a gay guy. They have no desire whatsoever to actively participate or return the favor. Its not gay if the other guy is doing the sucking.

ABlake said...

You very well could be correct Bob, I can only go by straight guys I know. They would be too aware of the fact that it's a guy doing the deed, wouldn't happen.
The gay guys I know, well that's a given. Though they would gnaw off a limb before they would let a girl go downtown.

*shrug*
different strokes (ha) I guess.

GladysKravitz said...

Uh. @BobNYC: What is that called, then? Heterosexual sex is between a man and a woman. Homosexual sex is between a man and a man or a woman and a woman. Sex with a sucker is what, Suckersexual?

The MAN may not be gay, but he is at least bisexual and he's participating in a gay sexual relationship.

SelenaKyle, I snorted. That was funny!!

MadLyb said...

To be fair, I don't know too many guys who would turn down a blow job from men, women, or even a vacuum cleaner.

hunter said...

love it

Audrey said...

Never say never. Sexuality and sexual attraction/horniness is very powerful. I'm sure many people have said "I'd never xxx", but did in moments of abandon. I believe there's no "straight" or "gay", we're all on a spectrum and sometimes our place on the spectrum changes with the situation.

Snarkarella said...

Thats absolutely 100% ridiculous to say its not gay if youre not doing the sucking. How would a straight man be hard for a gay man unless he is attracted and turned on by the person sucking??????. I dont buy the whole premise that men are such animals they dont care about gender. If you enjoy both genders youre bisexual. But more likely just havent yet come to terms with your true gayness. Which is what is the case it sounds like with the situations ah, situation.

Snarkarella said...

Thats absolutely 100% ridiculous to say its not gay if youre not doing the sucking. How would a straight man be hard for a gay man unless he is attracted and turned on by the person sucking??????. I dont buy the whole premise that men are such animals they dont care about gender. If you enjoy both genders youre bisexual. But more likely just havent yet come to terms with your true gayness. Which is what is the case it sounds like with the situations ah, situation.

Snarkarella said...

Thats absolutely 100% ridiculous to say its not gay if youre not doing the sucking. How would a straight man be hard for a gay man unless he is attracted and turned on by the person sucking??????. I dont buy the whole premise that men are such animals they dont care about gender. If you enjoy both genders youre bisexual. But more likely just havent yet come to terms with your true gayness. Which is what is the case it sounds like with the situations ah, situation.

Snarkarella said...

Thats absolutely 100% ridiculous to say its not gay if youre not doing the sucking. How would a straight man be hard for a gay man unless he is attracted and turned on by the person sucking??????. I dont buy the whole premise that men are such animals they dont care about gender. If you enjoy both genders youre bisexual. But more likely just havent yet come to terms with your true gayness. Which is what is the case it sounds like with the situations ah, situation.

Jason B E said...

Not a surprise.

Mother Campfire said...

Snort @ Gladys for sexualsucker comment!!! Hilarious.

Mother Campfire said...

HA@ Audrey. Don't you mean 'Depends on The Situation'?? O_o

Del Riser said...

You are male,sitting at a a formal dining room table, long white tablecloth.
The lights are low, you feel gentle hands undo your zipper, and begin to fondle, then you feel someone suck on your privates.
You don't know if it is a male or female. Does your body respond?

I think it might, if the lights are on and you look under the table and it's a guy and you say "don't stop" you might be bi.

Brainy Pirate said...

@Snarkella:

Don't assume that the straight guy is hard *for the gay guy*. Guys simply get horny sometimes--even when we're alone! We don't need to be hard *for* the other person!

Audrey said...

@ Mother, good one :)

Ida Blankenship said...

Methinks there are a few closeted bisexual men commenting on the blog today!

It's cool, fellas. As long as the beege is consensual, it doesn't matter.

...but if you're aware that the mouth attached to that bobbing head belongs to a dude -- and you're still excited -- you are NOT straight.

As for the cast of Jersey Whore, I personally think that they're all indiscriminate enough to just fuck whatever: men, women, garden hoses, donkeys, etc. They probably don't give it a lot of thought.

Mango said...

@BobNYC - Sorry, but I'm having trouble wrapping my brain around that.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Del--I don't know about that, since most of the guys I know would freak out if all of a sudden something like that started happening to them AND it was being done by a stranger unannounced...

On another forum, one of the male posters described having one of those dreams, realizing it was really happening, and opening his eyes to find out it was his wife's best friend, shirt off, giving him a BJ! Her excuse was that she just wanted to prove she could take care of him as well as his wife could, said with a wink! (She had fallen on troubled times & was staying w/them until she could get back on her feet.) He got her off him, threw his clothes on, drove to his wife's workplace (they worked different shifts), and told her exactly what went down--or, more accurately, who--and needless to say, the BF was an ex-BF and had to find a new place to stay ASAP. A number of people joked that most men would have pretended they were still asleep and let her finish up, but he said his wife had helped him through some pretty rough times, and she meant a lot more to him than a hummer from anyone else. So, it all depends on the guy getting the BJ...

Katy said...

I'm not sure I agree with this reveal. The Situation may be a colossal douche but does that really make it okay to out him? I didn't think Enty was the sort to push people out of the closet.

Basil said...

Not all straight guys, but there are a few out there who are open minded enough (and horny enough) that it doesn't bother them if they get a BJ from a who is gay. As long as no one is being forced, it is a win win for both of them. But that doesn't mean they are gay though. It just means they are equal opportunity. Not sure what the Sitch's situation is, but doesn't he tend to drool over his own body? If you love your body that much, chances are pretty good that you like other equeally develped men.

Barton Fink said...

I think the disagreement over this boils down to: For some people, "gay" and "straight" are cultural categories, while for others it refers to sexual behavior. The myth of the heterosexual man who has sex with men, for instance, requires us to believe the "secret inner truth" definition, that a person's secret internal object choice defines their sexuality, in spite of the fact that they are engaging in other acts. For many others, the word "gay" refers to men who have sex with men, but the men who have sex with men sometimes object to that term so strenuously that in social science, you have to call them MSM or Men who have Sex with Men. Cuz if you call them gay they'll throw a hissy fit. Go figure.

marie said...

I just asked my husband 'is it gay if the other guy is doing the sucking?' and with a concerned face he said 'well it's not really straight, is it?'

Sexuality isn't such a black n white thing, I think, more of a sliding scale. So this doesn't mean he's gay... But probably means he's not super duper straight.

Also: it doesn't really matter, does it? Gay douche? Straight douche? The douche part is the real issue here.

beachpoodle said...

GAY! and maybe he should embrace that.Nothing wrong with being gay. If he really can't admit to being Gay or Bi in this "SITUATION" then he is just a straight out whore...
And if you guys think that being a man whore is cool and all macho...
you are kidding yourselves.
Situation is the most arrogant, egotistical, man whore on Jersey Shore. I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole. And the only ones that will are the same class of trash as he is....bottom of the barrel. Yuck! Disgusting!