Randy Travis Drunk In A Church Parking Lot
You just know there is a country song just waiting to be written about Randy Travis being found drunk in a church parking lot. He probably told the police he just wanted to make sure he got a good seat for church next week. The problem is he was arrested on a Sunday night/Monday morning so his excuse should have been that he started hitting the communion wine around 9am and hit it a little more and the next thing you know it was gone so he went to get some more communion wine and while he was at a couple more just in case. Travis was found sitting in his truck with an open bottle of wine. When you think country stars you don't really think of them drinking from an open bottle of a lovely 2002 Syrah. Kind of ruins the image.
Randy apologized later but wants all of you to know his tour kicks off Friday and good seats available. Oh, and free wine for the first 100 through the door.
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Not that he was ever handsome, but age is not doing him any favors (neither is the box of wine).
God, he looks like a Baptist preacher who hits on the middle-aged church secretary.
I read this last night and was quite shocked.
What a minute...2002 Syrah?? YUM!!
I can't remember when, but Enty posted a picture of him and his manager wife and said something about they were having trouble.
Here in Dallas, the coverage included the info that he recently divorced his mgr wife and married the wife of his dentist.
Something about how he hung out with her while Linda was getting her teeth done, and boom, they both left their spouses and got married.
^I remember that too Feisty. Enty did post about that and it never really hit any other news sources.
What do you EXPECT from a redneck hillbilly anyway?
He was trying to preform the miracle of turning wine into piss.
from what I read he got drunk at a Superbowl party got into a fight with his g/f (he divorced the mgr wife in 2010). I assume that the g/f is the dentist wife no mention of being married. Wound up at the church to cool down.
Seems all very normal to me for country folk.
Good Lord that man's got a big head!
oh lawd, i'm scared! he looks like he owns a white sheet and a cone hat
I thought he was gay, and the wife/manager (1st marriage), who was significantly older, was his beard? Supposedly, whe
NOT a good photo.
He looks like Beavis!!!!!
Ha! That's what I was thinking, too, Tempestuous Grape!
I think he bears a strong resemblance to Neanderthal man.
Joke's on Randy: Baptists don't use wine for communion, they use grape juice in teeny-tiny thimble glasses with thumbnail-size pieces of matzoh. Seriously.
If any of you are having issues with your kids not behaving, just print out this photo of Randy and tell your child "This man is coming to our house to eat you." That should scare them straight and make them behave.
Anita- OMG He DOES look just like Beavis!!!!
I was staring at this mugshot when I first saw it last night and thinking, why does this look so familiar and creepy at the same time?
hahaha
He actually looks like the real life father of Beavis or something.
Mike Judge needs to see this ASAP!
http://www.syrnia.com/images/avatars/beavis.gif
Not the most flattering photo of Randy LOL
I too had heard he was gay. I just don't know what to think anymore, Randy Travis straight and Magnum PI gay......
@Anita -- thanks for the Beavis comparison. HILARIOUS, and totally apt.
Also...wine? In your CAR? In front of a CHURCH? I'm not even a godfearing person...but SERIOUSLY?
LOL @ Ida.
I just have to go back to how much is must suck to have fame and them lose it. He was the Creme de la Creme of Country back in the day [music-wise .. not face-wise].. now? Now he looks like a preacher or politician caught doing something very, very wrong.
I really loved his music back in the day. I can totally see a redneck sitting in a church parking lot after a fight. It makes perfect sense. Usually its beer with a nascar coozie though.
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