Lindsay Lohan Is Now A Grandmother
It seems like only yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was that fresh faced little kid on Freaky Friday and now she is a grandmother. Wait. She is only 25. How can she be a grandmother? I guess I should clarify. Lindsay looks like a grandmother. Actually I have to say that when my grandmother passed she looked way way younger than Lindsay did last night. You know, when she is not being airbrushed, photoshopped, and photographed at night, Lindsay looks old. She has packed a lot of drugs, booze, smoking, late nights, men, women, drugs, booze, smoking, parties, stealing, drugs, booze, smoking, rehab stays, prison stays, drugs, booze, smoking, arrests, fights, parent drama, movies, drugs, booze, smoking, television shows, fashion work, drugs, booze, smoking, lawsuits, depositions, drugs, booze, smoking, flashing, Playboy shoots, drugs, booze, smoking, and some more drugs into her 25 years. One thing she has learned, but somehow forgot last night is don't wear white and stay out of the lights. Take a look at the photo and if you did not know how old she is, I know you would not guess 25. You would say she looks really good for 40.
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She needs to give up the blonde.
A) She's NOT a blonde
B) She's a redhead who typically make the worst blondes.
^Agree 1000%
Horrifying. Kids who are thinking of doing drugs need to watch Requiem for a Dream, and study time-lapsed Lohan photos. That'll quell the urge to shoot up.
This is morbid, but I can't see her living past 27. A human body can only take so much abuse before it finally gives up.
What is up with her nose? Did she get a bad nose job because of too much coke?
I'd want to hide under that wig if I was her too. Dina could be her younger sister.
She looks wretched.
Girl, get back to the corner.
Apparently prolonged drug use also messes with your eyesight because this wretch still thinks she looks good. Look at the confidence, the entitlement beaming out of her eyes. She actually thinks she looks good. And the fact that she can't read what everyone says about her appearance just furthers my belief that she's got some serious vision problems going on.
Hate the unstyled, too-long, too-white hair. Hate the lips, the cheeks, the lines on her face from frowning. Hate the grubby chewed fingernails. The fat lips.
This is not a pretty woman, and she doesn't even look good for 40. She used to be so pretty with her red hair.
I agree that the blond ages her 25+ years. She needs to change the color as it's the worst color she could go for. Even black would be better. I can't even look at her, it's just disgusting.
I wouldn't say she looks good for 40. Maybe good for 60, but with that hair color it looks like she's trying to hide grey. Heather Locklear looks much better at 50-ish, I'd say she looks Goldie's age.
Forgot to mention the saggy boobs down at elbow level.
Holy shit, Ida! Requiem for a Dream scared the hell out of me! Seriously, I might as well have been on drugs when I watched that. It is, for lack a better word, downright trippy.
She is a cautionary tale for sure. She looks wretched, from tip to toe. Used, abused, washed-up and desperate. Also completely oblivious to how she is perceived.
Last night ANDY COHEN tweeted that DINA LOHAN had been thrown out of the party he attended with Padma.
He said " Where did Dina storm off to in her sad party dess? Steak & Shake on Broadway for a Steakburger?"
Meow. Nothing like a bitch Queen. Love him.
she is starting to look like Chelsea Handler.
I really wish a stylist would strap her down and dye her hair back to auburn/red. It was the only nice thing about her!
Requiem is one f'ing scary movie! Stuck with me for days.
Lindsay DOES look good for 40. Has anyone else noticed that her teeth are already yellow again? She just got them capped & whitened, and they're off-color already.
At first glance I see Dina.
This makes me so sad. As a mother I can not even imagine what the frack goes through Dina's head that she thinks her kid is ok.
All of it is dismal, but those teeth! I feel like I'm looking at Martha Rae in a Fixodent commercial. Why the hell do they look like dentures?
You forgot the multiple rehab stays.
She just looks awful. Why oh why did she choose that color? She just does not look good as a blonde.
I thought it was Victoria Gotti.
I vowed to never try drugs after watching Requiem for a Dream. It should be required HS watching!
I look at LL's pic and see Judith Light.
I keep thinking she looks like a 50something back up singer from a third rate lounge act that is back on the prowl.
I'm 40, and I'm offended.
Lindsay Lohan needs to stop boozing and snorting and realize that she ISN'T Marilyn Monroe and she should start trying to live her own life instead of constantly trying to be the next Marilyn cause she isn't. I kind of want to compare her to Megan Fox but Lindsay at least had some talent while being incredibly sexy. Now she has nothing except debt. I wouldn't be at all surprised to see her in a porno within 5 years that is if she hasn't killed herself from all the drugs.
Also, looking at that photo enlarged it seriously looks like she is wearing a wig. I miss the old red hot Lindsay. At least then being pale wasn't too bad because her hair would contrast it. Not she just looks like a ghost with that very blonde hair and pale skin.
Same as Betsy. Just about to say she looks older than me and I'm 40.
Lindsay and Christina need to go to Peroxide Rehab together. Both have seriously wretched hair. WHO thinks that color looks good???
LOL!!! She does look like an old lady. I think she thinks she looks really good. God...she used to be so pretty. Another sad sad Hollywood downward spiral. I've lost all hope for Lindsay.
Orange skin and blond hair look shitty together, for starters, but at least her teefs aren't adding yellow-brown to the mix any more...
Oh yeah--those fingernails!!!
BLECCCHHH.
Even as a small child I couldn't STAND to see shitty-looking nails.
No excuse other than WANTING to look like a dirty f*cking meth-head.
And she does this to herself willingly ? Is she trying to look like her mother ?
I have no idea what goes on in that crazy head of hers but I would kill to have her natural red hair...
I also want to know how she can afford that Tom Ford dress ? No one could be stupid enough to loan it to her.
And the fact that's she's in New York for Fashion Week means she will be crashing shows and parties....Oh the drama too come...
Bullshit she looks good for 40! I am 41, and I look much better than THAT! She looks like crap, for whatever age.
Requiem for a Dream is one of my favorite movies ever. Extremely disturbing, and fucking brilliant.
I am 57 and a grandmother and I look good for 57. No bleached hair, no plastic surgery. I also wear a bra so my tits are not at my elbows or belly button where hers are heading. resent the grandmother tag. Would anyone in their right mind even allow her around a child.
This looks like a shot of any porn 'star' from the red carpet for the AVN awards. Used up, headed straight to porno.
I'm a month away from 40 and I don't look rough like that so yeah, I'm insulted too.
She looks like she was on a nighttime soap from the 80s and she's back for a reunion party or something equally sad. Seriously, if she were between Morgan Fairchild and Joan van Ark, we'd easily believe she had been on Knot's Landing.
sweet mother of pearl...I'm so sick of her trying to make blonde happen..it looks AWFUL.
HOW does she keep getting invited places?
Requiem for a Dream followed by Last Exit to Brooklyn for every high school student. And then the books. Selby was brilliant. He is missed.
Not to stick up for her but I don't think that's her real nail color I think it's a really bad nail polish choice for her skin tone. I have the same skin tone and can't wear alot of the popular neutrals that look great on darker skinned people.
In addition to RFAD, high schoolers should also have to watch Kids, The Basketball Diaries, and Trainspotting.
Seriously. I did did some stupid shit in my youth, but those movies helped me avoid a LOT of trouble.
My oldest is reading a serise called Crack or Crank (I will double check when he gets home). He and his friends are on book 2 and it is a real eye opener about crack. I am very proud of them for 1) reading LOL and 2) discussing this with each other and he with me.
Prozac Nation was also another great book (about depression)
I totally forgot about the movie "Kids" that was a powerful movie.
Ida I agree, those movies helped a lot of us out.
I look back on my youth now, and thank everything that I find holy for living through it. And I wasn't even that bad of a kid!
Equinox, she doesn't get invited, she crashes. And more and more often lately, she gets kicked out.
I hope that's a wig. I hope she got all that over processed hair buzzed off and will show off a cute pixie cut in the Spring.
I'm glad someone else mentioned the books - I personally have always found the books to be much more influential and lasting than the movies. Damn, if you think you feel weird after watching RFAD for two hours, try reading the book! I thought I was high on speed for two weeks because of it!! Too bad I didn't read it before college, I could have saved myself some partying and money.
As for this trick, damn. I will be 40 in 3.5 years. If I am looking this washed up at 40, just shoot me. I would say she needs a vacation, but I'm not really sure that she works. Maybe she needs a job?
I'm starting to like Andy Cohen.
OMG!! She looks horrible and has aged too much. She looks like in her late very late 50's.
She looks like a Real Housewife. I wonder when/if she got the cartilage repaired inside her nose. If she hasn't....lord. Maybe she smokes the bad shit now because her nose is so f*cked now...that explains the homeless man teeth she had.
She has been wearing "tame" outfits lately (after playboy massacre)...maybe to give the impression that she is really ready to start her career over. It is so obvious what she is doing.
Holy cow, I read someplace else that this pic was taken at NY Fashion Week -- How bat!@#$ crazy do you have to be to show up looking like that among all these fashion icons and beauty professionals?
I thought I was looking pretty rough this morning, but I feel better now, thanks.
She looks so bad as a blond - she needs to go back to the natural red - why does she keep persisting in trying to evoke Marilyn references when it looks like sh*t on her????
Requiem for a Dream was a brilliant film. Scared the hell out of me and I have never done more than drink (though alcohol is bad as well).
I can't believe she's the same age as Megan Fox, Amber Heard, Dianna Agron, Leighton Meester, Camilla Bell, Olivia Thirlby and Emmy Rossum. Lindsay looks like she gave birth to everyone I just mentioned.
She is starting to look like Chelsea Handler.
As rough as Chelsea looks, she looks 15 to 20 years younger than this hag.
Lose that hair color. ASA now.
Hey, maybe Golden Girls will be the next 80s show to be resurrected--she'd be a shoo-in. For the Estelle Getty role.
I'm with the others -- I am 42 and look a damn sight better than this wretch, so eff off, Enty. I never smoked and took care of my skin and have no wrinkles as a result, as well as a fresh, rosy complexion. I don't look mostly dead with horribly dyed real hair and masses of cheap fake hair. My tits don't hang down to my waist, because I am aware that there are things called "bras" and that anyone who fails the pencil test must wear them regulalry. My nails aren't stained and chewed to the quick, my teeth aren't yellow and grungy, and I don't wear unflattering clothes. So screw you, Enty. She doesn't "look good for 40." She doesn't look good for ANY age.
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn! I don't think Enty was saying that she looks like your average 40 year old -- just that she looks at *least* fifteen years older than her actual age.
saggy,baggy and haggy
So great to know so many of y'all liked "Requiem for a Dream". That movie knocked my socks off.
Ellen Burstyn (sp?) playing the adult addicted to prescribed, legal diet pills should DEFINITELY be seen by teenagers. many would never think of shooting heroin, but if a doctor prescribes it, they think that makes it okay.
The part where her druggie son recognizes what her grinding jaw means--whoa.
Lordy, that girl looks over bleached, over used, and just OVER.
If there was a Comic Con for used up porn stars she could be their poster child.
Couldn't you see it she'd be signing old VHS boxes of LiLO Goes Down 1-25 ?? She'd be telling people that she "took a meeting to do something major". What she meant is she'd be charging by the hour and the deed.
I read a comment elsewhere that Lindsay keeps her hair blonde because a darker color would make those bald spots too obvious. Her hair really is thin on top.
"Requiem For a Dream" is probably one of the most uncomfortable movies I have ever seen. It's great - but it is fucking dark.
I agree Maja.
The series my son is reading is called Crank.
She really does look mid-40's -- no way she looks 25.
She makes me sad. Such a naturally gorgeous (and lucky) woman doing everything to piss it all away. Including those looks.
Many women would kill to be a natural redhead. Funny how the natural redheads go out of their way to look like every dime a dozen blonde. Never will understand that.
I'm fair, fat and 50, and I look a hell of a lot better than she does--my skin's definitely better than hers, and unlike her, I keep my hair a color (medium brown) that works w/my complexion and eyes.
Have to say, though, in a weird way I wish I had her confidence...yes, I know, she has absolutely nothing to be confident about, but there are definitely times where I could really stand to be able to ooze that kind of entitled, "I-am-so-hot" attitude...well, minus all the sex, drugs, booze, etc.
Someone please push her off the edge of the planet. She is pathetic and does not deserve the publicity, good or bad.
Today's NY Post says that she tried to get a Canadian millionaire to bid on an expensive, tacky watch for her at the AmFar auction that night. (Her assistant denies this happens, but apparently the millionaire is laughing about it.) How does she afford an assistant, btw?
@Bnl1016 - Totally agree. She needs to go back to red or maybe brown.
@weezy - I saw that. So tacky. And so glad she was there for the right reasons. I'm hoping that really WAS the reaction of the millionaire.
I hate being mean...but how does this girl look in the mirror and think she looks good???
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