Ahh, I think I smell the spark from here. Lindsay Lohan had lunch with her sister Ali at Chateau Marmont. Or, as Lindsay prefers to call it, the place I can get wasted out of my mind in a bungalow and no one notices. Lindsay was celebrating her freedom after five years of probation. The current over/under for how long she goes without being arrested is one year. As I Tweeted a bit ago, I am going with the over. I think she can stay out of jail for one year. Notice I did not say out of trouble. I think she will limit her partying to indoors, steal only from people who will not press charges and otherwise make herself scarce except for the occasional spill onto the sidewalk which she will blame on faulty sidewalk construction and sue the city and win millions of dollars to get back at them for making her life miserable for the past five years because it is their fault for her problems, not hers.
Friday, March 30, 2012
Anyway, The NY Post says that at the next table over from Lindsay was Samantha Ronson. Samantha just broke up with her girlfriend and you know that Samantha knew that Lindsay eats most meals at the same place and I think wanted to just get in front of Lindsay. They did not say anything at lunch, but I bet there was a text or two yesterday that may have turned into a sext and this weekend, Lindsay will be pounding on Samantha's door begging to be let in.