Monday, March 26, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.


Nicole Scherzinger and Lewis Hamilton before his race in Malaysia.
Prince Charles makes his move on a Princess.
Remember when women used to think Pete Doherty was good looking and Kate Moss dated him and he made cats smoke crack.
Russell Brand hanging out with his new girlfriend at a tattoo parlor over the weekend.
"But mommy, I don't want to get audited anymore. Dad says I should feel grateful that I won't have to be nailed to a cross and auditing is a small price to pay."
AnnaSophia Robb arrives to work on the Carrie Diaries or whatever they are calling it.
Sharon Osbourne and a brown paper bag. Booze!
Ashley Greene on the set of her new show.
Uma Thurman shows off her pregnancy in the Caribbean.

40 comments:

Krgl420 said...

Wow I didn't realize Uma was so far into her pregnancy. Every time I see UMa Thurman's name I think of Kathy Griffin telling the story about her at a roast, I forget whose.... So funny

Danielle said...

After seeing this picture on dlisted I've officially hopped off the "Suri is not Tom's kid" train. The older she gets the more she looks like him and she is def going to have his nose, she actually already does..
http://dlisted.com/node/45485/images/spl375275_005.jpg

Ingrid Superstar said...

The Ugly British Guy Picture Post.

alyssastinks said...

Nicole's new profession is Lewis' girlfriend.

Vicki Cupper said...

Danielle, she still looks like Josh Hartnett in a wig to me.

AbderianLaughter said...

blech pete doughy.

that pictured of prince charles makes me giggle.

XCentric said...

I thought Pete Doherty was wearing make up to look that horrible...guess not.

mazshad said...

Oh that poor princess, she looks like she wants to gag!

EmEyeKay said...

Did anyone think Pete was cute? I thought he was more of a some-women-may-find-that-attractive. He's not cute. And now - ohboy.

(or should I say doughboy? sorry!)

Cindy said...

At least Suri can still show emotion.

Maja. With a J. said...

As much as I love a good conspiracy theory, I have to admit that I am starting to see more and more of Tom in her face. maybe not so much in this picture, but there are some on DListed where she totally looks like Tom. (OR MAYBE ETHAN FROM LOST).

auntliddy said...

On board with the didnt know Uma so far along. Actually looks like a normal pregnant female.
Btw, pregnant ladies, maxi dresses make u look sloppy and huge.

FS said...

Poor Suri has just been told that when the contract is up, Tom gets full custody.

Astrid said...

EmEyeKay- Dougherty.

mynerva said...

That Suri looks sooo high maintenance. No wonder Katie barely acts any more, she's exhausted from that kid!

Beth said...

I bet Princess Mary was a republican when she was officially Australian. ;-)

Brenda Love said...

This is mean, but has Ashley Greene been working the casting couch?

jax said...

maxi dresses look that way even if you aren't a pregnant.

stillhere said...

I'm so happy that Uma looks like a real pregnant human.

And regarding the maxi dresses, they are comfortable and most real, life pregnant women are sloppy and huge, especially if they are short.

Some people just don't gestate well.

stillhere said...

Clarification: Uma looks great. I don't gestate well.

Court said...

@Maja, I have to agree. She looks just like Tom. Not sure how it's humanly possible, since I really thought he was sterile or whatever, but she looks more like him that Katie.

M said...

I can't believe I'm going to type this, but while I don't disagree that Suri is probably a more high maintenance child than most, my daughter is the same age as Suri and she's prone to having meltdowns over the craziest things when I don't want or need her to. At least in that picture Enty posted, she seems to be acting like a typical six year old. At least, I recognized "that moment" she and Katie are having.

(I'm a member of the conspiracy theory train that she was actually birthed in December, not April...)

Jessie said...

Why is Russel dressed like a homeless Hasid?

mynerva said...

@M, I totally agree - kids have meltdowns and its normal. Most kids also learn that that behaviour is not acceptable as they grow up. I just don't know that Suri has ever been disciplined and I fel incredibly sorry for her, because I think she's going to have a difficult adult emotional life as as result.

I could be way off though.

Leah said...

Maybe it's just because I'm a seasoned mom, but I think people (that does include you, Enty) need to layoff Suri. She's a little kid, and no matter how you and I feel about COS, we should cut her and her parents a little slack. Really, how many of us and our kids would deal well with being chased down like dogs everytime we step out in public?

Ms Cool said...

I didn't look great gestating, either. I looked like Jessica Simpson does - super huge in the chest and all the way around to my ass. Pre-eclampsia didn't help.

Anotheramy said...

If you scroll down here, you'll see a little of what her life is like. 4th picture down. Honestly, Im not sure I would leave the house.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2119997/Katie-Holmes-comforts-tearful-Suri.html

Cornbread said...

I am looking forward to wearing maxi dresses when pregnant, regardless of what anyone thinks. Comfort is key; fashion can take a waaay backseat at that time. At least the maxi dresses are cuter than the muu-muu housecoats I COULD be donning... :)

iheartgoss said...

Someone should elaborate on why the consensus seems to be Suri is a spoiled brat. I have a feeling if my child got photographed all the time, he wouldn't come off looking very sweet. Granted, he's two and at the height of tantrum-throwing age, but still...

luckylass said...

I dig the maxi dresses preggo or not. And I don't even wear them, as I am a shorty and like to show off the legs. But hell if I was pregnant, I probably would.

Robert said...

@Anotheramy: Wow, that picture is CRAZY. I can't imagine going through that every time I leave the house, especially being a little kid and having those guys right up in your face.

Henriette said...

I didn't know Uma was that far along either. When is she due? May? How did she keep it under wraps for so long?

Magsey said...

Well, Suri does usually appear to be having a tantrum. But it seems those are always the pictures posted of her. Maybe she loses it every time 50 dudes with telephoto lenses get in her face and yell at her.
She must have a strange life.
I hope Katie actually mothers and knows and loves this little kid.
You can't tell what really goes on at home, she could be well loved, but just looses it when getting papped.

LynGBH said...

I don't see Chris Klein in Suri at all. I noticed the resemblance to Tom recently, too...especially her nose. It's sort of sad that she's constantly used as "proof" of her fathers heterosexuality and trotted out for PR. I don't think my kids would love the pap thing either.

Tia said...

I aways thought Suri was William Maypother's because when she was younger she looked exactly like him today on DLISTED was the first time I saw how much like the GMD she looks (nose). As for being spoiled I think really Tom and Katie are unwittingly abusing her.DONT drag her out in public at all hours for a pap dog and pony show! shes crying/melting down and Katie is grinning like a special needs person WTF! children have temper tantrums because they cant communicate, early childhood developement 101.

Centaurea said...

That's Uma?!

The Adventures of... said...

Uma Thurman- pregnanct in the Caribbean. That's the life :D

Suri Cruise- she's prob a sweetheart, but the kid always looks like a massive spoilt brat. At least she's tall like her mamma.

Pete Doherty- he's still alive? Ah well. Looks terrible now, and always did (you're on ur own with that generous 'good looking' description Enty!)

The Adventures of... said...

*Retraction- maybe Suri is a little madam, but the heart goes out for any kid having to face all those ppl and paps when outside the house. Not good :(

Margaux said...

Oh no Petey, I didn't think he could look worse than those old pics of him with the bloody nose with the coke boogies ... and mention of crack addicted kittens makes me sad.

Uma looks amazing.

Maxi dresses rule - I hope they stay in fashion for at least one more Southern Hemisphere summer

Lelaina Pierce said...

Ewww, I have NEVER thought Pete Doherty was attractive.