Leave it to the tabloids to figure out a way to play the Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Aniston game again. I guess no one realizes the couple has been divorced way longer than they were married. You do realize this will go on long after both Jennifer and Angelina are dad. The biographies 100 years from now will probably talk about how they fought when they saw each other and that Angelina pulled a knife on Jen and that Jen had an elite team of bodyguards trained to kill Angelina. You think I'm kidding but those books will be crazy. You would think after ten years that people would get tired of it but they don't.
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Apparently US Weekly (could they have found a more cleavagy photo of Jennifer) was able to tell simply from a blurry photo of Angelina's ring how much it cost and determined that Angelina's ring only cost $250K while the ring Brad got Jennifer cost $500K so that means of course they should have headlined the article, Brad Pitt Loved Jennifer Twice As Much As Angelina Jolie.
Of course they could have gone the other route if they were Angelina supporters and said, Jennifer Aniston Is Twice As Demanding As Angelina Jolie. Meh. That doesn't sound as good.