Thursday, April 19, 2012

Steve-O Dumps Elisabetta Canalis


I'm not sure what it is about Elisabetta Canalis that makes guys run the opposite direction from her. This would make relationship number three to end for Elisabetta in the past year. All started out with such promise, but all crashed and burned. You know there must be something if Steve-O is the one doing the dumping. As much as I like the guy, he is not exactly catch of the year material. Apparently Elisabetta parties way too much and by parties I don't mean just having a kegger at her house. With that kind of temptation in front of a sober Steve-O, that's a bit much for him to handle and they split.

32 comments:

discoflux said...

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! Getting dumped by Steve-O! That's...wow.

But good for him for not being willing to put his sobriety at risk for Clooney's sloppy, fame-whoring seconds. I have to respect that.

Seachica said...

If sounds to me like she is rebounding after Clooney. That's what guys do, so why not a woman?

Comma Chaser said...

Wait, these two were together? How the hell did that happen?

Methinks the maintenance gap was too extreme for these two. Basing it entirely on how they are dressed here.

cheesegrater15 said...

She rebounded from Clooney with Mehcad Brooks.

Nicole said...

Temptation: Too much coke!

hunter said...

I have a lot of respect for Steve-O since he got sober. Very impressed he appears to have stayed sober. If he put that first than good for him.

There is a saying "Show me the most beautiful woman in the world & I'll show you a guy who's already sick of her shit"

Something like that probably happened here I'd guess.

Pookie said...

"I'm not sure what it is about Elisabetta Canalis that makes guys run the opposite direction from her."

have you SEEN the armband tattoo?

discoflux said...

Oh my god, Pookie!! Thank you!! Yes!!

Brenda L said...

Next up! Pauly Shore

Tempestuous Grape said...

Good for him. If only Bam would clean up his act.

flip said...

I hope everyone who feels envious of her thinness (too extreme for me) reads this and realizes how common the coke diet is in the celebrity world. One of the benefits of laughing along with Enty's take on the celebrity world is to be just a little less self critical. A lot of these people make decisions that aren't worth it, imo. I do wonder, though, how with so many actors/actresses smoking (again to stave off hunger) there isn't a higher incidence of lung disease/deaths among them?

crila16 said...

Elisabetta - George Clooney to Steve O

Minka Kelly - Derek Jeter to Wilmer Valderama

I don't know what's wrong with these gorgeous women...but shouldn't they be upgrading (if possible)...or at least gradually and slowly decline in your dating taste? They jumped right from the top and crashed to the bottom.

Rose said...

Are you on the rebound if your relationship was a faux one with a contract?

KPeony said...

I really like Steve-O. He can do better.

Monica said...

I that Elisabite Canalis was a man?

Sarah said...

Something about her screams bitch, and loudly.

Giulia said...

Crila16,neither Clooney or Jeter are prizes.
The "downgrade", as some perceive it, is not that drastic in reality.


Good for Steve-O for getting away. Now maybe HE will improve his taste in women.

califblondy said...

Her personality was not appealing during her brief stint on DWTS. Steve, on the other hand seemed to be a real sweetheart.

If he's dumping her skinny ass because of his sobriety, well, that makes him even more endearing. It helps to have a supporting partner.

Mango said...

Surely it's been longer than a year since her break with Clooney?

Jackie said...

Good for Steve-O getting rid of her for his own sake. I'm so proud of him and his sobriety.

selenakyle said...

GOOD FOR STEVE-O!!! Sobriety (after what he's put that poor body of his through) must be tough as it is, without this dumb c*nt snorting right in front of him. How rude and uncaring of her, IMO. (if this is true)

lzahart said...

Team Steve-O. It's good to see he is committed enough to his sobriety to stick with it despite the fact that dating her gets him more press and also ass (admitted eurotrashy ass, but still, she is a cute girl).

Agreed @tempestousgrape I wish Bam could get his act together too but I feel like the Ryan Dunn thing really put it over the edge (again).

Does anyone else remember when Jackass took over MTV for like 24 hrs and Steve-O and Bam and Brendan were so beyond wasted they could barely speak or walk?? It was hilarious and awful at the same time.

ardleighstreet said...

Sobriety means more then this fameho'. Good for Steve.

yourfaceisamess said...

I would like to see him on Dancing With The Stars... I don't watch that show but I would if he was on it...if he has not already participated..haven't got a clue

yourfaceisamess said...

PS i think she used to be a man.

Vinny said...

I'm happy for Steve, he had a rough childhood and an insane decade of drugs and dangerous stunts, he deserves better.

AbderianLaughter said...

If he did dump her to maintain his sobriety then congratulations. It has to be very tempting to a recovering addict to find that a beautiful woman who is interested in you, is also knee-deep in the kind of shit you are recovering from. Glad to see he made the right choice, hopefully he finds someone he can share a healthy life with.

mooshki said...

I said from the beginning that he was too good for her.

twirldawg said...

He was on DWTS in 2009.

Del Riser said...

Good for Steve-O, I'm proud of him sticking to his sobriety.

henny said...

They kind of look like they are related.

Are coke-heads really capable of having long lasting happy relationships? I don't know if it's really a coincidence that more often than not, the coke is on a mirror.

But more than that, it seems likely that her fame whoring, attention seeking tactic spill over into her personal life and men don't like the smell of desperation.
(See exhibit Jennifer Love Hewitt)

J-Mo said...

yourfaceisamess: Steve O WAS on Dancing With the Stars shortly after he got sober and he was amazingly charming and humble.

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days