Friday, April 20, 2012

Marc Anthony's Divorce Lawyer Is Getting Nasty


Marc Anthony must be really upset at Jennifer Lopez for wanting to divorce him because of his serial cheating. Well, because she found someone so fast is probably more of the reason. I'm pretty sure Marc thought of himself as indispensable and that every woman should be grateful to be married to his 75 pound chain smoking self.

Turns out that is not the case and now, according to Radar, Marc has his lawyer talking to Ojani Noa, who of course was married to Jennifer a few husbands ago, and has been a pain in her butt ever since. If there are secrets, Ojani will know them. Marc seems to think Jennifer has money hidden offshore. Considering she let Marc pay for everything while pleading poverty during their marriage, I'm sure she has money stashed in a lot of places that he doesn't know about. If he had known about it, he would have just spent it all.

The nastier the fight, the better for the gossip, but bad for the kids.

23 comments:

RenoBlondee said...

That man must dickmatize women, cuz he is so gross.

humble1 said...

Interesting fact. Back in 1999 ojani was hooking up with Eva Longoria. At the time he was married to Jennifer and managing The Conga Room. EL tends to go after guys who are married cause she knows they will never talk and it gives her a power trip over her "friends".

Sarah said...

@Humble- that wouldn't surprise me!

They are both narcissistic beyond belief, I'm sure the relationship can only handle one.

FrenchGirl said...

there is too many money in the place in order to be a gentle divorce.You can say all you want about JLo's talent but she's as bussiness woman as Madonna

ac said...

@Humble-say what?!

I can't believe he paid for everything! A blind man could see Jenny had money.

I hear he is really super hung and I will add this, no matter what, he is the better actor AND singer. That's just my opinion.

Gin Royal said...

Doesnt this go against the blind that said J Lo didn't have much money, and Diddy paid for her new house in CA?

Kitty said...

What is going on with her legs? 75% of them are ORANGE =:O It looks like she slathered on QT tanning junk and forgot her right thigh!

seaward said...

Am I missing something? Why would someone she was married to over a decade ago have "secrets" about her that will negatively affect her in this divorce?

Mango said...

Whatever happened to J-Lo's clothing line? The hugely popular one that I never saw anyone wear.

JoElla said...

Oh man........ lets pop some popcorn, this is gonna blow up and be epic!

califblondy said...

Mango, according to the commercial her line is at Kohl's. She probably made a ton of dough from it.

Didn't she claim to be broke a couple of husbands ago?

Marc is a great singer, but...

parissucksliterally said...

These 2.

But at least he doesn't prance his flavor of the month in front of their kids. She sickens me.

Pookie said...

marc, god love him, is crazy talented...but is a wee little man who's been seriously hit w/ the mighty fug stick. and am no fan of jho...but their relationship was bound to happen. even during the days when she'd bring p-doody to the conga rm. to taunt and hurt ojani w/, marc was always on the back burner--something made all the more twisted considering marc and ojani were friends at the time. that marc & jenny's marriage has ended the way it began is not surprising to anyone. and as someone 1st-hand acquainted w/ marc's private plane, baller tours of the past decade and a half--i can tell you he is nowhere close to hurting for $.

and no, ojani has no dirt on jho. the video is actually sweet home video of their key west honeymoon, a trip to cuba, and a few hotel stays in fl and ny. the raciest it gets is playful butt-slapping that ojani does, and an incessant stream of jho whine. the 'sex video' spin is a pile of crap concocted by ed myers, the shady lawyer, 'business partner' and professed friend of ojani, who spews all kinds of crap to the tabloids. ojani is simply too stubborn and proud to see and admit that the guy is a self-serving snake who does not have his best interest at heart.

Terri said...

If Jennifer wrote her ex=husband checks, the checks could be written from an offshore account. Marc is just following the money trail.

I think she likes men to pay for everything while she hides her money away. She's got some gold-digger in her even though she has money.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

That picture of her is priceless. It looks like MA is dragging her waxed figure around with him.

crila16 said...

Bad for the kids...oh please. They're not kids to these celebrities. you mean bad for their props.

nettalovesrobin said...

Its kind of weird how all her men know and like each other!

yourfaceisamess said...

dump casper for the love of god. he makes you look like an idiot. please date someone who is old enough to NOT be your child. and stop with the bodysuits. we get it.

yourfaceisamess said...

@AC, most skinny, frail dudes are hung, that seems to be my experience from my slutty twenties. My ex was skinnier than me and a bit tall. HUGE.

Henriette said...

@yourfaceisamess
That is true---especially the short ones.

I still can't figure out why they are getting divorced in California, when they primarily lived in NY.

Me said...

their kids are too little to understand a money fight. a 4 year old is going to hear a parent bitch about the other parent and respond with, "can we go to chuck e cheese? can i have a pony. i want candy."

Mooshki said...

No prenup? What the hell was either of them thinking? They've both got plenty of money on their own - neither of them should get a dime from the other.

weezy said...

The thinking is that *Marc* has shifted most of his money (a lot of it comes from South American record sales and concert income) into off-shore accounts, or kept it in local accounts in the countries where it was earned -- that's why the IRS is after him (that's actually fairly common in the music industry.)

He strikes me as cheap; the home he and JLo lived in here in Manhasset was furnished with Crate & Barrel. Big whoop.