Friday, May 04, 2012

Jennifer Lopez Promotes Her Boyfriend


Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend must have been a good boy last week and did all his chores. Jennifer has announced that when her world tour begins that Casper Smart will be her choreographer. That of course means he will get paid from something other than the money Jennifer leaves out on the nightstand every night for him. I'm sure he is plenty talented enough to be a choreographer for Jennifer. She is not going to move that much anyway. The fact she announced it though is kind of laughable. Name one tour you know where someone sent a press release announcing their choreographer?

31 comments:

timebob said...

off topic but TMZ just announced Adam Yauch/MCA from the Beastie Boys has died at 47. So sad :(

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/04/beastie-boys-adam-yauch-dead/

Aly said...

no hints that JHo is MV today?

angel said...

Well, to be fair, he's clearly her boyfriend too so I can appreciate her desire to extoll his virtues to the world. She must really be into him.

timebob said...

and she made her ex-husband Chris Judd head choreographer also when she was dating/banging/married to him.

yodelay said...

Seriously timebob, I am so sad about that. Condolences to his family. I feel like part of my youth died.

discoflux said...

I just came to alert everyone to the same thing, timebob. It's a sad day. I remember jumping on my bed to singing along to my license to ill tape in 4th grade thinking it was the greatest thing ever. He will be missed.

RenoBlondee said...

Oh, that is such sad news. Beastie Boys/Run DMC was my very first concert. :(

moondancekat said...

Re: JLo - not a single f*ck was given at this exit of the NJ Turnpike.

Re: MCA - Not a Beastie Boys fan, but so sad. I turned 47 this week. It sucks when you start to see your contemporaries passing. RIP...

iwannadance said...

Re: JHo- Nor mine either :) I wonder what her children will think of her when they get older? Do they call him Uncle Casper or Daddy #2 for now?

Re:MCA-RIP (I wasn't a fan either but its sad to see so many passing so soon)

chopchop said...

His mouth breathing irritates me.

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shiny_special_one said...

I'll wait for the RIP thread to comment about Adam Y. :(

Re: JLo, I just do not understand it. That look on her face says how much of a catch she thinks he is, which I find laughable. I mean, really? REALLY? I do not see the allure at all. Since he's a dancer, his body is probably hot, but I can't get past his ridiculous face. He is beyon dorky-looking--and, as chopchop points out, a habitual mouth-breather. I just think he's so gross, I cannot understand why she thinks he's such a prize.

MISCH said...

JLo never learns....never.

Del Riser said...

RIP Adam, too soon, too young, sad.

Re: JLo, at least he knows all her moves. This was, they can have professional differences when they break up.

Del Riser said...

^*way*

Patty said...

I don't think she would have to try too hard to get a really polished professional man. Someone who owns his own business, a senior executive at a corporation or someone like that. But of course, she probably wants someone at her heels and a man with a real job couldn't do that. These two do not look compatible at all.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

If jlo was a boy, would she look like Casper?

kriss_t said...

Ha...I must be the only one here that loves J-Lo. I think she's gorgeous, reasonably talented (not MV) and I love love love her on American Idol.

lazyday603 said...

Busy entertainers need housewives too.

JoElla said...

Hell Lazy, I an a housewife and *I* need a housewife! LOL

Popcorn Sutton said...

@Worstcompanytoworkfor - No. That scenario only worked with Marc Anthony.

Ingrid Superstar said...

JoElla, that sounds like a bad possible bad hit novelty song, "My Housewife Got A Housewife".

headrot said...

Madonnas announced who her choreographer was before

__-__=__ said...

RIP Adam. So sad, so young. Many musicians dedicating their performances to him. Beasties influenced many.

I saw them shopping in Trash and Vaudeville before their appearance on Saturday Night Live, back in the '90's. Just so sad.

Tina aka Beanie said...

I'll give her a pass...for now...but if she marries this guy, I'm done with her. You hear me Jennifer, DONE!!

Smashly said...

He looks like a deflated UFC fighter.

lutefisk said...

He looks like he has bad breath.

auntliddy said...

Jennifer is a fool gor men. One loser after another. This will implode, and she will be sll over in print snd tv,". Oh it was rebound thing", then hecwill sue her for millions, she will pay him off. Then i guess she will troll camp snoopy for next lover. HeyJen, heres a quarter, buy a clue.

Sarah said...

Ok, my prediction is that Jennifer will marry this ugly boy-man the second the divorce papers are signed. He will become Mr. Casper Lopez since she chose this one so she can be in charge.

phoenix said...

So Jen's a cougar now lol

UnicornsRReal said...

Awwww...J-Lo just wants to dance, and love, and dance, again.