Saturday, May 05, 2012

Ted C Blind Item

Traylor McMuff is the kind of celeb dude who enjoys many of the trappings of Hollywood life. But the guy will probably never go home with an Oscar, that's just a cold hard fact.

Instead, Traylor gets to take back to his bicoastal abodes many other things, mainly lots of money, tons of friends who love his outgoing personality, and, um, just about every woman who he comes in contact with, both married and not.

What's his secret?

Traylor hangs out almost exclusively with gay men!

See, Traylor knows that despite his killer abs and face, both L.A. and New York are chock-full of gorgeous young men who are dying to show almost any woman a good time. And even though Traylor's bod is drop-dead tight (still) and his face is chiseled as they come, he is not, how shall we say, getting any younger.

He therefore loves nothing more than going out—sometimes several times in one week—with his friends to gay bars. Because Traylor knows full well that often where gay men go, also go their straight best girlfriends.

And these gals are usually so taken aback to find out Traylor isn't secretly gay (as many folks think) they're willing to do just about anything the McMuff asks.

Which just happens to always include taking them back to his pad and—how shall I put this?—having nooky that's not exactly great for everybody.

Just Traylor.

What a naughty boy in more ways than one!

AND IT AIN'T: Matthew McConaughey, Mark Wahlberg, Kanye West

47 comments:

NernersHuman said...

The Rock?

Laura said...

ewan mcgregor?

mngddess said...

Gerard Butler comes to mind.

Me said...

none of those men (the "and it ain't's") are what i think of as older. yikes, does that really qualify in hollywood as not "getting any younger"?

i could understand most of it (surprise!), but what does "not exactly great for everybody" mean? is that bj's for him, end of story?

farmgirl said...

Vin Diesel?

yodelay said...

The dude who plays Stifler?

anita_mark said...

The Rock is married, no? And who would think that fine piece of man is gay?

NernersHuman said...

The fellow in the blind isn't gay, he hangs out with gay men in order to get to straight women. At least, that's how I read it.

MISCH said...

The Rock was married.....
I thought Butler also...but there really is so many to choose from.

it took forever said...
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it took forever said...

@Anita_mark ,i think you need to double check your info on the rock sexual preference, Rock hudson was also a fine man

nolachickee said...

John Stamos? Though it sucks to think that John doesn't care to please the ladies he's with, if it's him.

auntliddy said...

The cloonster?

Sherry said...

Clooney and Butler don't fit for chiselled abs. Who is the Aussie that is rumored to be gay? Hugh Jackman. That's who I was thinking. So which bars does he go to? I should do some independent research and get back with everyone. *snicker*

Furiously Curious said...

I don't think it's Clooney. If he hasn't already won an Oscar for something he absolutely will soon, so the first line kind of knocks him out.

Looziana Magnolia said...

Skarsgaard?? Holy abs and face! He's been spotted at gay clubs and doesn't seem to have the warmest demeanor.

EmEyeKay said...

Can I come w/you, @Sherry? :) Good morning!

MISCH said...

Jackman is married....
This person will never win an Oscar....

ksus said...

zak efron. isn't this old news?

Fashion Viking said...

Zac Efron is too young. What about James Marsden or Paul Walker?

RenoBlondee said...

Skarsgard is Nelly Fang and Efron is Jackie Bouffant, so not them.

kfg said...

B Coop??

sharknerd said...

Jake Gylenhaal?

Sherry said...

Hey Emmy! Beautiful day here at Blanc Debris. Hows you?

angel said...

Michael Fassbender comes to mind, but I really don't think he needs to go out of his way to find willing women at this point in his career. This blind is sorely lacking in clues.

Barton Fink said...

I should think that someone

who (1) only speaks to gay men and is surrounded by hundreds, perhaps thousands of shirtless abdominally-perfect gay guys all the time, everywhere and
(2) has sex with every single woman he ever meets, even the married ones, and probably even the ones in their 60s and 70s

would stand out more! But what do I know. I'm not from SoCal.

FrenchGirl said...

The Rock or Gerald Butler or Vin Diesel? probably The Rock or Vin:they're black(like Kanye),muscula body (McConaughey)and not very good actor

cangel05 said...

My first thought was Mario Lopez. I'm surprised no one thought of him!

Gabi said...

Clooney

MadLyb said...

My first thought was Colin Farrell, but I'm going with Askaars.

keif said...

Shemar Moore!

Aly said...

Shemar Moore is a great guess.

Nope said...

Stratham.

katie said...

Bradley Cooper

shakey said...

Is Shemar bi-coastal? And he's mostly tv.

If it is him, Baby Girl isn't going to like this.

Katja said...

@shakey lol!

Iwinjen said...

What about "just Jack" from Will and Grace. I don't think he is gay in "real" life?

Jessica said...

Does someone keep a glossary of all the Ted C names somewhere to rule stuff out?

Jaime said...

Jeremy renner

Tatyana said...

Sounds like another of Ted C's won littel fantasies.

Cassidy said...

90% of the people you're all guessing already have a vice.

Skarsgard is Nelly Fang. Sean William Scott is Barry Wanger-Banger. Zac Efron is Jackie Bouffant. Gyllenhal is Toothy Tile. Jackman is Stealth Stud-Proof. I am not sure who B. Coop, Stamos, and Butler's are but I know they are one. Not sure about The Rock, Colin Farrell, or Fassbender are one. This vice is too vague unfortunately.

Snapdragon said...

I adore Sean "Just Jack" Hayes, but he's not the first that leaps to mind when I think chiseled features and rippin' abs.

munchkin said...

@ittookforever - ditto

consignmentkitty said...

I call BS on this entire blind. As a chick who has worked in many gay clubs in SF and NY. I can tell you that any woman worth her salt who hangs out as a ringer for her gay BFF is most likely not the type of woman a celeb like Traylor, would be interested in bedding.

Super models don't hang out at gay clubs. Real women do and chiseled they are *not*.
On the slight chance that this blind is real. I will say Gerard Butler as I once saw a video of him making out with a woman who was a size 12.
Full disclosure: I am a size 12--I am not discriminating against weight.

Meg said...

Hugh Grant...

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Sandy said...

Channing Tatum!