Thursday, October 25, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

Apparently Hurricane Sandy is going to meet some storm in the Atlantic and the world is going to end or at least there will be another Perfect Storm. Ohhh, maybe George Clooney can star in this one too and he and Mark Wahlberg can actually come to blows this time.

Bar Refaeli getting her photo taken while she is taking her own photo.
Melanie Griffith and Eva Longoria. Now that is some randomness.
I thought bacon was the new black. Is it already happy? Did I miss the bacon being black.
Heidi Klum shows off her Halloween costume early.
Hugh Laurie and that guy from Downton Abbey who I can never remember and am too lazy to Google.
Jennie Garth out in the dating world again.
Jessica Simpson looks as thrilled as we would be to go to the gym.
Kim Kardashian and one of her team of bodyguards inside Subway. She didn't buy him anything which is kind of lame.
Meanwhile, speaking of lame, look at Kanye's clothes.

51 comments:

LetLoveRule said...

Jennie Garth, on a date with someone waaaay hotter than Peter Facinelli.

NapAssasin said...

Jennie, your date looks suspiciously like BAG. You can do better than a second-rate Dylan. But good luck.

I miss HOUSE! Kanye looks exactly like a spoiled, petulant 15 year old. Nothing new there. Just make music and zip it.

auntliddy said...

I cant with kanye's get up.

smashbash said...

Kayne- you are gross

Kim- there is no way in hell your ass is real

Jessica- keep up the hard work! You can totally see her legs are toned up. She should be proud everyday! Working out and getting it shape is not fun, but she is looking great. Everyone's body is different and that is ok, we need to embrace who we are each day.

Jenni- neither know nor care

Hugh- lovely car

Heidi- love her costume! If I had money to burn I might buy a crazy costume too! There is this adult store that sells adorable handmade costumes with bodices and lots of lace with tulle. :) each are 400+ just for the main costume without the accessories or shoes.

goes in circles said...

Kim has a fupa.

Blankverse said...

The guy with Hugh is Hugh Bonneville, at least according to the caption from the Daily Mail where I found the photo.

Amber said...

bacon is happiness DUH, ENTY.

Amber said...

smash - how is g-pa doing?

Lola said...

Jenni's date is hot.


HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...@Kanye

smashbash said...

The website is trashy.com their stuff is mainly crap but their expensive costumes are AMAzing! :)

Sarah said...

I thought that was Britney at the gym! Lol

lizjaxe said...

I believe the person with Hugh Laurie is Hugh Bonneville with a big beard. Love Downton.

Layna Day said...

Kanye: the sooner you get rid of HER, the sooner I can go back to enjoying your smart, crazy, arrogantly sincere self!

Hello Alex said...

@goes in circles i was going to say that!!!

smashbash said...

Amber- much better today! He left the hospital. :) thank you for asking!

rejectedcarebear said...

That's awesome Smash!!

Melanie G looks great.

rhinovodka said...

Halle may be crazy but she still is hot.

katsm0711 said...

Wait. Isn't that Donatella with Kanye? Am I wrong? I mean, I would have captioned it as a picture of Donatella with. "some other guy". Unless I'm wrong. My glasses are dirty again.

Amber said...

@kat - maybe Enty thought he was with a life-size Janice muppet doll

Agent**it said...

Enty classic. "Come to blows "....

figgy said...

Yes @katsm, definitely Donatella. Perhaps the least attractive female face I have ever seen. Wait...that's not fair; she also has the least attractive female BODY I have ever seen. And worst hair...the hair! I bet it feels like plastic doll hair.

figgy said...

The back of Kim's faux ass is halfway down the back of her thigh. That just cannot be comfortable when sitting.

smashbash said...

Thanks rejected! Did you change your AVI again? Very very cute picture!

parissucksliterally said...

Kim, you are a fake loser.

Jessica gave yet ANOTHER interview about her fucking weight. She complains about being judged for it, but won't shut the fuck up about it. I didn't give a fuck what she had to say when she was a size 0, and I certainly don't now. Payback for bragging, you asshole.

Dena said...

Amber-Did you enjoy the snow today? I miss it!

Dena said...

Amber-Did you enjoy the snow today? I miss it!

Dena said...

Amber-Did you enjoy the snow today? I miss it!

Dena said...

Amber-Did you enjoy the snow today? I miss it!

Amber said...

@Dena - NO! It's super blustery here, so it just kind of smacks you in the face. I've got the cold itchies already!

hothotheat said...

I think Kim K is one of those who, when she gains weight (which she has), gains it in back. I don't think her ass is fake. I may be the only one though.

JenniG has very good taste in men.

Melanie looks fab.

Every time I see Donatella I think of Mya Rudolph's SNL impression of her. And laugh. Spot. On.

seaward said...

Melanie Griffith's Antonio tattoo was featured on Raising Hope this week, it was beautiful as ever.

FalseProfit said...

Omg, I want Hugh's DB5! Kanye's pants are almost as stupid as he is... Almost.

yodelay said...

@figgy, I was thinking the exact same thing! I'm not gonna google it or anything, but her ass couldnt have always been halfway down her thigh, right? I thought it was at least perky. I think her most recent fat injections did her no favors.

Sunny said...

I wish I knew how to insert a GIF of Beyonce saying "Oh, Kanye" from the Taylor Swift debacle at the MTV awards. I think she'd have the same reaction to those pants

Seeing that photo of the lovely Bar Rafaeili (sp?) reminded me of a woman at the beach park the other day that looked EXACTLY like her. I had to stop myself twice from saying "You're the prettiest person I've ever seen in real life". I think it's the creepiest compliment, but her insane beauty scrambled my brain

Silly Girl said...

I always thought Bar and Gisele were the same person (looks wise), until I saw this photo of her! She's stunning.

smashbash said...

Sunny- I always! want to tell a beautiful person they are as such. I know it feels good when people say I look nice that day.

Nadja Griffis said...

Is it odd that the first (and only thing until I read the caption) thing I noticed in the Hugh & Hugh photo is the car??? Gorgeous car!

LetLoveRule said...

@smashbash, Trashy has the COOLEST Halloween costumes! You're right, super expensive though. Have you ever been to the L.A. store? It's been years for me (I"m in Seattle now) but it was fun!

Popnursing said...

I had juvederm filler injected under my eyes and after awhile it sort of settled in a lump south of where it started. Kim's ass looks like that on a massive scale. Like all that butt-filler is drooping downward.

Sherry said...

I think anytime you see someone who looks good you should always extend the compliment. I once saw an older woman (like in her 70's) and you could tell she was a knock out in her day. She was very polished and took great pride in her appearance. She just beamed like crazy when I told her.Cuz let's face it,after 50 or 60 you just become invisible it feels like.

I can never think of Donantella as anything but that muppets..Now I'm thinking babydoll hair too.

Sunny said...

@sherry and smash
I give drive-by compliments all the time. I love it! I get these little euphoric bursts of joy because I know how much people appreciate it. Love your top! That color is gorgeous! Your smile is beautiful! I just felt a little "lotion in the basket" to say what I was thinking (about being the most beautiful person I've ever seen out in the wild!)
I did tell her she had an amazing energy about her and that she was beautiful, but only after she shared that her husband had cheated and left after she had her baby. He's clearly an idiot, and I decided to say that too :)

smashbash said...

LetLoveRule- I am in seattle too! :)

Sunny- there is a gorgeous produce man at my local whole foods. I always just want to say "damn boy you fine!". My friend who works there is a bear and says he gives the guy a hard time a lot. Wink wink ;)

Barton Fink said...

I don't get the whole Bar Rafaeli thing. Doesn't she work for people who sell bras and underwear in malls? She doesn't inspire designers, but they might come up with a laundry detergent for her one day. I want glamor. More than that, I want glamour, with a u.

chopchop said...

I always give other women compliments. I used to just think it in my head and then I thought, what good is that doing anybody? Women don't compliment each other enough so now I just say out loud when I'm loving what someone's wearing, someone's hair, or someone's look in general. My husband thinks I'm nuts but the people I've complimented have always seemed thrilled that a random person would be so kind.

Back to topic: Jenny Garth (Jennie? too lazy to Google) looks a lot like Jenny McCarthy here. She's got the crazy eyes ... either too much cocaine or too much Botox. You're cute as is, girl! Don't do that crap!!

Grand Odalisque said...

Love love LOVE both Hughes! More of them please ;)

Yes, I think Kim's caboose is real. And yes, I fully believe it gets bigger when she gains weight. That said, I really can't find fault with her (or anyone else) for the way she/they are shaped. For one thing, I'm not perfect and for another, we don't any of us get to choose the shape we are born into. So, real or fake, I don't give a crap about her ass (bad pun intended).

Besides, there are just SO MANY other legitimate reasons to snark on her. She's shallow, she's a complete narcissist, she has (Kanye aside) truly horrendous taste in clothes, she contributes nothing of worth to society, she has no talent, she's a spoiled brat, a famewhore, I could go on . . .

But I can say two positive things about her: her hair usually looks pretty damn good and her lipstick is always impecably applied.

I have wondered lately if I'm alone in thinking that she and Kanye are pefect for one another. Though it is unlikely that two extremely narcissistic people could actually make a relationship last long-term, it's better for everyone if they do. That way they can keep their creepy-sick self-obssessed destructiveness between the two of them instead of preying on others.

Sarah said...

About 18 months ago there was a massive news story in the UK about a high profile, married tv actor who took out an injunction to stop the press revealing he had slept with prostitutes. The actor is very widely believed to be Hugh Bonneville

Dagny said...

Hugh Laurie is my favorite famous person, by far. It doesn't hurt anything that he gets my motor running, but I just respect the hell out of him. He's brilliantly funny and very sweet. I was able to go to one of his concerts earlier this summer, and he put on an amazing performance (as did the rest of his band)! He's very personable and modest face-to-face. I hope Enty keeps us updated on him now that his show is over.

Nina said...

I thought I would be a lurker forever, but I am inspired to comment. @Sunny, chopchop ET al, I too give compliments to fellow women. I remember being a waitress in my 20s ( I'm now 44), and often older women would give me the up-and-down look with a sneer. I vowed to NEVER become like that. Recently a beautiful young woman was waiting for her coffee at my local Starbucks, wearing the most perfect white crochet minidress. When I grabbed my latte I said how fabulous she looked. The look of happiness mixed with shock was priceless. I think the more gorgeous you are the more you question it because people are jealous and want to make you feel ugly.

E Gee Be said...

Nina, welcome! And excellent reason to post! I am all about a random compliment, especially to other women, especially younger women, because I want so badly for them to know how beautiful they are right now. I was so hard on myself in my late teens and early 20's. now that I am in my early 40's I wish I could tell my young self to appreciate me!

g.strathmore said...

I love that Heidi always goes all out for Halloween.

Nina said...

Yes!! A 2 minute trip back in a time machine would do the trick... And boy, would I be fierce with my young self....