Friday, November 02, 2012

Ashlee Simpson Is Back And Wants To Shock You

Ashlee Simpson knows that no one really wants to listen to another album from her. No one believes she can sing so she decided to get people to pay attention by getting half naked in a video and throwing out a bunch of f bombs and this will make you forget that she is auto-tuned to an inch of her life and that no one cares about her or her half baked career that ended gloriously on SNL.

48 comments:

littlejenny said...

hahahaha! what a hack. just bc courtney love fell off, does not mean there is an opening for a hole wanna be. get outta here.

ABlake said...

I bet her parents are so proud..oh wait

auntliddy said...

She is shocking enough with her skanki- ness. She needs a life coach.

bflogurl said...

That is cringeworthy..

Karli said...

I'm going to come out of the shame closet where I eat my hamburger helper, to state that I owned her first cd and really enjoyed it. I was young :(

ButterKwup said...

Karli- I like 'Pieces Of Me'. I used to be a sucker for whiny girl singers. I even own the first Avril album too.

smash said...

She is so a avant garde.;)

Karli said...

Butterkwup- I have an Avril cd too.... I must have been pretty angsty back in the day :)

stigs84 said...

HATE her and the entire fake-religious fame/money hungry family BUT I will admit...some of her songs are such guilty pleasures for me

Sherry said...

Uh this trick! Go the fuck away. This video could only be improved if pimp daddy Joe was prancing around in his new "look".

ljsmed said...

Haha, I'll be honest here too, I really liked the first album : /

I still get embarrassed for her when I think about that SNL episode.

Disclaimer, I by no means like her as a person or for her "voice talent"

urban chaos said...

::yawn:: like this is a new act for famewhores? This is famewhoring 101, girl needs to step up her game.

Lauren said...

@Karli, I did too! I even saw her in concert (but only because someone gave me free tickets).

I'm not a fan anymore, though. This video is embarrassing. Who is encouraging this girl??

thetruth said...

This is a joke right? Looks like she filmed it her self.

Sugar said...

I always thought Ashlee was so pretty. Even more so with her old nose. I even liked her black hair. I can't help it. It's the truth and now it's out there for ridicule! Do your worst CDaNers!

Jen said...

Her first album was fine.

I never understood the hate for her. The lip-syncing was and is still no different than any other pop singer in the history of pop singing. She was raked across the coals for no reason, IMHO. Don't get me wrong, I think the family's a train wreck, but if she really did write or co-write any of her first album, then she does have talent. It was pretty good. I wish her well.

figgy said...

@Karli, "I'm going to come out of the shame closet where I eat my hamburger helper" has me LOLing! Perfect.

Lisa B. said...

Looks like she's trying to copy Taylor Momsen, who unlike Ashlee actually has a pretty good voice.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Is it just me, or does she look like she has her old nose in this video? I liked her old nose much better.

Christina said...

Every time my husband sees any of these punk wannabes he refers to the song packaged rebellion by Anthrax.

Sarah said...

Can't get those 50 seconds back.

libby said...

Aw, Karli, Hamburger Helper played a real sweet part in my teen years...My HS sweetheart and I would always 'make dinner' together on the weekends, and that's all we knew how to make. Aw.

Elizabeth312 said...

The acid reflux excuse is why pissed people off. Just be honest, like Dave Letterman was with that affair with his intern. Made it a non-story when you come clean for mistakes.

And yes- I have La La on my iTunes. :)

Court said...

I'd like to second @Jen's comment about the lip synching. They ALL do it. Ashlee just got caught, and then didn't have enough clout to make it go away. Bummer for her. Not that she's such a great talent, but I'm sure the hypocrisy of the whole thing was frustrating.

Sylvia said...

I stopped it at 13 LOL

NapAssasin said...

Wait, can you be "edgy" "dark" or "punk" if you're laying on a leopard pillow? One of these things is not like the other..and it's clear her pride had jumped ship.

jbeebs said...

She has mediocre talent at best. Good connections is more like it.

What is with the ballet moves? The video is all over the place and the song sucks.

Grace said...

It sounds like "Get Outta My Head" that she put out a few years ago. I have to admit, I loved that song, but this one is trying too hard.

Basil said...

I don't feel one way or the other about her, but that first song she had out was a good song. I am of the opinion that she probably royally pissed someone off at SNL (probably by acting cunty. We can use that word now, right?) and they got revenge by exposing her lip syncing. That was no accident.

Alicia said...

I remember a few years ago on this site everyone called her Asslee.. Can we go back to that? I .. For many reasons.. Cannot stand this twat

discoflux said...

Hey Alicia! I don't know if I ever had a chance to congratulate you on your upcoming bundle! Congrats!!

discoflux said...

Also, I can not believe I fucking watched that shit. I knew better than that.

Vkn said...

This trick ? Oh god please go away. Our ears and eyes have enough to deal with these days.

UnicornsRReal said...

i need to unsee that ASAP

PugsterMom said...

Isn't she the answer to a blind about a mother who's never with her kid, who instead is pretty much living full time with his dad, aka Pete Wentz?

therealjadedentrepreneur said...

Wow, that song sucks donkey balls.

Renoblondee said...

Count me in as a fan of her first album. Not gonna watch this mess though.

Graham said...

Not to mention that it wasn't so much she got caught lip synching... but that she, I believe at the end of the show, grabbed the mike and then tried to throw her band under the bus and blame them for "playing the wrong song." That was an ultra cunt thing to do.

Mango said...

I saw the reality show she had years ago on VH1 or EmptyVee and she always came across as kind of sweet and down to earth. Then came the nose job and the marriage to Pete Wentz and all the coke and she's different today.

She's gorgeous now but she was a hell of a lot nicer with the big nose.

My message to Jessica? You, too, can be rail thin on the "Coke Mom diet".

Chismosa Street said...

Jungle Book Boy does not approve.

keokuk said...

I actually really liked her on the new Melrose, but I was 1 of only 12 people or so who caught it before it was canceled

CarmeliteLady said...

Do Not want, Go away.

bellaluna said...

Nope, not clicking "play" on that. No thanks.

I used to feel sorry her, because she was always playing second fiddle to Jessica, and even said something to that effect about how her dad was always focused on Jess' career.

But after the way she acted during/after the whole SNL debacle, I just think she's an asshole.

Lelaina Pierce said...

This video is a slight upgrade from Heidi Montag's Blackout video.

Sarah said...

Every time I see or hear the word "cunty" I hear it in Casey's voice from Party Down.

chingers said...

Okay, so that was garbage. And I really like her first two albums...they're actually on my iPhone. (Perhaps my biggest fear about losing my phone would be someone seeing my God-awful music library.)

Anywho, I do dig that she's doing ballet, since she's classically trained and her technique is good.

The magazine I work at shot her a while back. I checked out the raw (un-retouched) film after the shoot and her body was incredible. Granted, it's the product of eating disorders and coke...but damn, Gina.

ms snarky said...

boring and talentless. poor girl.

zombiecrush said...

ugh, she's so lame.