Friday, November 09, 2012

Blind Item #1 - Easy Easy

This A list Tweener has a had a rough few days. It turns out that models are not attracted to him and laughed when he hit on them. He also found out he won't be getting a starring role in a popcorn movie that he thought he had a shot at. Apparently even though he had no shot, people kept telling him he did and he believed them. Maybe he should look at some of his other acting performances.

54 comments:

Merlin D. Bear said...

The Beebs

Mary Stewart-McGovern said...
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Mary Stewart-McGovern said...

Just the thought of The Beebs hitting on the models at the Victoria's Secret show and getting shot down is giving me the giggles.

FSP said...

That is awesome. His 15 minutes are so close to being up.

Renoblondee said...

God I hope this blind is true. Weeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Leviathan said...

"She's really not ashamed to admit she has Bieber Fever?" -Will McAvoy.

katsm0711 said...

I already read this story today I believe it was in the daily mail. He had bad luck bc most models were there with their husbands or significant others. There was one model who has a thing for not banders but I forget why they didn't hook up.

Unknown said...

oh good. he´d break the heart of lebron james

mmshukla008 said...

Hahahahahahahaha!

Mitchellaneous said...

Why is this even blind? It's as obvious as, "Which woman on my couch doesn't want to get up and go to work?"

TracySwingKid said...

Definitely Biebler. All he has to do is look at the picture of himself dressed as a grade school thug amongst those lovely Angels and he should get it. Though, he has run into quite a few doors and may be suffering from actual head trauma.

katsm0711 said...

Page Six (@PageSix)
11/9/12 9:19 AM
Justin Bieber flirts with Victoria's Secret models, asks for phone numbers nyp.st/ZcWAIP

Best I can do on an iphone

hunter said...

Was totally on Page Six today. And he DID look like a grade school thug, lol - nice description!

FSP said...

Good one @Unknown

ReesesPeace said...

Ahahahahaaaaahhahahaha!!!
*breathes*
Ahahahahahahheehehehooo!!!

Oh, this warms the heart, doesn't it? :D

Unknown said...

even the youngest models know that they have to use their narrow window to really cash in. he flaunts the cash, they´ll flock.
easy

greenmountaingal said...

What a tool.

Grace said...

Popcorn blockbuster has to be 'Transformers 4'. Mark Whalberg was just announced as Shia LaDouche's replacement.

whocaresnow12 said...

Why is this even a blind when it's being reported pretty much everywhere?

Sugar said...

Haha, Mitchellaneous!

hag said...

There is a God, everybody. There is a God.

Sarah said...

He looks like a child. Maybe even a female child. Even at 19 it would be hard to get past how criminal it would feel.

Geebz said...

lol

sylmarillion said...

What's the definition of a popcorn movie? Would 'brainless blockbuster' come close? Not sure.

On topic, definitely Bieber.


DewieTheBear said...

Maybe Ty-Ty can build a very special challenge on America's Next Top Model around him, and he'll have better success. Stupid little boy. He probably will buy one of the sex toys that looks like him to know what a male organ is supposed to look like.

selenakyle said...

Haaa! FFS, they're 6 FEET TALL, dude. Your shrimpy lil' ding-dong wouldn't get halfway up there. Go back to school and learn some physics!

LottaColada said...

Is the movie 50 Shades of Grey? No way they would give him Christian Grey.

artemis said...

Beiber playing Christian Grey would be absolutely perfect! 50 Shades of Shit would actually be improved with Biebs as jackwad Christian.

timebob said...

I have a good feeling Justin's 15 minutes are up and his people are starting to abandon ship.

Didn't he want to star in a remake of Fear with him in the Reese Witherspoon role, or at least that was Reese's suggestion for her role...

LottaColada said...

When Reese asked if he would be playing her old role = Brilliant

nova said...

LMAO @ Selenakyle hahahaha

nova said...

omg I think I will literally remember the phrase "shrimpy little ding-dong" forever, and especially at any future mention of biebs. thank you sk.

Cheryl said...

I've got a kid in middle school so I can tell you that Beiber Fever has been cured. He's got a couple of holdover fans but most of the girls have moved on. Don't ask me what they've moved on to.

Unknown said...

Beibs would stand a better chance of playing Anastasia Steele than Christian Grey.

bloggerlikefrogger said...

Perhaps he put himself to the test? Having an opportunity to get rejected by supermodels isn't a bad situation.

bloggerlikefrogger said...

Perhaps he put himself to the test? Having an opportunity to get rejected by supermodels isn't a bad situation.

Tampa Shawn said...

Can we really hate what he is doing... being a teenage boy. I admit I was the same way at his age.

Maximus said...

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeebs

nettalovesrobin said...

Its funny but whats the harm! A teenage boy hitting on models isnt unusual. Im sure he was excited to see like 20 beautiful women in their bra and panties.

MISCH said...

He looks 12 years old.....as if

Kool Kat said...

ok this doesn't even need to be a blind it's so easy... heck even I got it right away! lol

Ingrid Superstar said...

Mitchellaneous wins the day!

Sylvia said...

Awww the little girl is not attractive to the women hehehe. Yeap this was an easy blind. Even in the pictures he was being very obvious the way he would stare at them. So is he still with Selene?? I hope not.

I am glad he was not hired for another acting job. From what I hear he is horrible in his acting. Wasn't he bad on CSI??

MrPresident said...

Bieber...movie Transformers 4?

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Sounds like Mitt Romney,

He thought he had a chance but people kept telling him he did and he belived them.

MrWolf said...

omg, someone get Chrissy Teigen on the line.

She's normally the chatty one, she'll probably have tons to say on this one.

Mango said...

My birthday was last month. I'll gladly return my presents if this is Biebs and his 15 minutes are up.

ellehpee said...

I'm always amazed when people react with shock to any negative story about this little puke - have they not seen/heard his douchebag of a father? He used to live in my neighbourhood and trust me, the Maple Marvel is learning the high art of douchebaggery from the best.

cricket said...

Wow I knew 2 blinds in one day. That's a world record for me. Poor Biebs,hopefully he's saved some of his money cause he's going to be living on it for the rest of his life. His 15 minutes is almost up. I don't see him adjusting very well to going back to being nobody.

misspeg86 said...

Don't know how much truth there is to this but NY Daily News is reporting Biebs and Selena have split and apparently there were broken up a week ago.

CarmeliteLady said...

He doesn't look like a child, he looks like a 14 year old girl. Be thankful for what you had Biebs. Now maybe go away or behind the scenes and do something useful with your time.

Tina Mallette said...

I think the Bieber fans are moving onto One Direction if all that screaming on X Factor is an indicator. Plus you have multiple hotties.

Teenage girls always move on- they grow up and the new tweeners are onto the next hot thing,
make your money, invest it wisely, take a break and then reinvent yourself when the voice fully changes and you might be able to squeeze back in if you had real talent in the first place and not just a haircut.

Jenna Leigh said...

I laughed so hard when he got shot on CSI, I rewound it and watched it again and giggled even harder.

Come To Papa said...

Beebs.