Brian Austin Green Name Drops Reese Witherspoon - Begs The Public To Notice He Made A Baby With Megan Fox

Remember when the world really paid attention to what Megan Fox did on a daily basis? Yeah, me either, but I do know she used to be way more popular than she is now. Probably has something to do with Brian Austin Green controlling every movement she makes and wanting to be the biggest D lister in the family. When Megan Fox gave birth, no one came calling to offer the couple money for a photoshoot for the baby. Would you buy an issue of a magazine to see Megan Fox's baby knowing BAG was going to be in every one of them? Well, because no one bothered to notice and has not been paying attention to them, Brian decided to call Ryan Seacrest and tell him that Brian and Megan are actually grateful that no one noticed they had their baby and said it was because Reese had her baby two days before.

"We got really lucky. And I've been wanting to send Reese Witherspoon flowers for, like, a month and a half. Because she actually gave birth, I think the day before us in Santa Monica.. We were lucky enough to go in at like 2:30 in the morning to the hospital and nobody knew. We were there for two days ... and we heard Reese was at her place and had a baby, and we got out of the hospital and nobody knew [we were even there]."

And Brian wants all of you to know that. He would also like to send Reese some flowers or a cake, but doesn't have her address. Wants you to think he does though.