Wednesday, November 07, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

EVERYONE thinks this “DWTS” pro is gay, and he doesn’t mind one bit! In fact, he says his “faux homosexuality” gets him more dates than he can handle! The hunky hoofer brags about three-ways and sex parties with girls who think they can “change” him from gay to straight! WHO is he?

44 comments:

Layna Day said...

Louis Van Amstel is the only dancer I can think of. He's openly gay, IIRC.

Brooke said...

I would think openly gay is different then everyone thinking your gay...

My guess is the Hough guy.

urban chaos said...

Derek Hough?

Layna Day said...

Looking at his Wiki, and Louis doesn't like to be labeled gay because of possible discrimination. So probably not him.

Hard to imagine Derek Hough as hunky, but he's the next best guess.

888 said...

Oh gross, what kind of woman would want to sleep with a gay or bi guy? Do they want AIDS? I mean, do what you want with whomever you want, that's freedom but it's also nasty.

Miranda said...

@888 take your disgusting homophobic opinions and shove them up your ass. For real.

erin said...

Amen

dragon said...

@888, Oh shut the hell up. I dated a bisexual man 3 years. Guess what they are better in sex than most straight.

dragon said...

anyway derrek Hough. i think

cinephreak said...

wooooow 888 really?? REALLY?
Because all homosexuals are infected right?
Go fuck yaself.

Missjenny619 said...

I agree with the majority here.

888 you can leave now. That kind of talk is not tolerated here. You are out-numbered.

Kendra Muenter said...

I have no guess as I am so disgusted by @888 post. Nothing like showing your bigotry, hatred and down right ignorance.

Peter said...

Most uneducated comment I've read since perusing foxnews.com on accident. Im fine with your homophobia, your stupidity is what saddens me.

Peter said...

Ps I'm a very proud gay man.. Ohh here's the crazy part and I'm hiv-.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Hey Peter...you don't have to explain anything to that idiot.

White lilly said...

Don't feed the trolls... =)

Kari said...

Mark Ballas?

jax said...

hey 888 go fuckyourself, you useless bigot.

PS you straight boyfriend is more likely to give you chlamydia than a bisexual one. Educate yourself, its fucking embarrassing.

BobNYC said...

If Derek Hough isn't gay, I'll eat his center of gravity.

This is a PR put to encourage people to think he's straight. Heaven forbid he really thinks he is.

Sugar said...

Yay! Another DWTS post! I guess that twink Dereck. I don't think there are any gay rumors floating around about any of the others.

NYer said...

not sure I would assume our troll is a cis female...

mikey said...

Derek is the one with the gay rumors. It has to be about him. Wasn't he seen fairly recently in a gay club and would not let people photograph him?

L said...

@BobNYC - haha! i was coming here to write that if Derek Hough is straight I will eat my hat! but yours is funnier! well done :)

Renoblondee said...

Derek is the only one that fits really. Maks is a known womanizer and those two are the only "hunky" types on there.

Jessie said...

Oh my WORD! 888 might be the same girl from Twitter who yesterday said she was moving to Australia because "their president is a Christian who stands by what he says."

Idiots everywhere!!!

888 said...

Nope I don't Twitter and I'm not a Christian. I am just as entitled to my bigoted, ignorant and homophobic opinions as you all are entitled to your enlightened, superior and PC ones. God forbid you read a comment that doesn't fit into your worldview!

I don't care what other people choose to do with their lives, I PERSONALLY find it disgusting and wouldn't do it. I have nothing against gays or bisexuals but I certainly wouldn't want to have sex with one. To each their own though, I'm not trying to outlaw it or anything and I quite frankly don't care who any of you choose to screw as long as it's not animals or children.

If you really think that it's just as common for straight people having sex (not with IV drug users or bi or DL people) to get AIDS as it is for gay men, then you might not be as educated as you think.

L said...

if that's the case here is my bigoted, ignorant, idiot-phobic opinion: GDIAF 888

Geebz said...

Louis!

Geebz said...

Is *888 Paris Hilton?

Miranda said...

Enty, seriously, ban this fucking creep, please.

feraltart said...

@Jessie, LOL, the Australian Prime Minister is female & an atheist. Glad to see the person you mentioned did their research.

888, yes you are entitled to your opinion, but how about a bit of an education. I was a pathology technician, you are at greater risk of acquiring hepatitis from a sexual partner than HIV. The reason there is a higher transmission rate among male homosexuals is that the lining of the anal passage is delicate and tears allowing for bodily fluids to enter the blood stream & cause infection. This is also the reason women are more likely to be infected by men, the vagina is more delicate than the penis. HIV is a lipid based virus, if the bodily fluid dries out the virus is dead. It is also dosage related, the higher the dose of the virus you receive, the greater the likelihood you will become infected. Not all homosexual/bisexual men are infected. Not all straight people are negative. Presuming that having sex with a straight man would put you at less risk concerns me, because if they are a drug user that shares needles you are at much greater risk than the gay guys in a monogamous relationship. Please be careful. Peace out & love to all.

Kady Kat said...

is this because politics is a passe topic now that Obama won?

a troll's gotta eat i suppose but sheesh why go for the 22oz sirloin, try a petite steak first and maybe some potatoes.

therealjadedentrepreneur said...

888, you're an idiot. And you sound like a kid. Learn.

Ella Bella Boo said...

What the heck. This comment's ignorance actually makes sad. :/

PuggleMommy said...

Asshole

DixieTheNoble82 said...

888 - YOU are nasty....and stupid.

DixieTheNoble82 said...
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DixieTheNoble82 said...

888 - YOU are nasty....and stupid.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

888 - YOU are nasty....and stupid.

Paper trail said...

Oh lighten up people. Ignore the comments you don't like.

Michelle said...

@feraltart - Thank you for the education! It's helpful to have someone explain things in a way that's easy for everyone to understand. :)

CarmeliteLady said...

888 you are a troll, go away, you are not among your kind here.

I have a theory that Derek Hough and Ryan Seacrest are a couple and that Julianne Hough, his sister that lives with Ryan, is Ryan's pro beard. Especially given the open secret that Ryan was the Candid Camera/Gong show guy's twink. Damn, the name escapes me.

Shane said...

Who is the Candid Camera/Gong Show guy?? I've heard that rumor about Ryan/Derek/Julianne. I would have an easier time believing Derek is a gaylord (I can say that cuz I'm gay) than seeing him in orgys and fourgys (he's a Mormon and seems pretty boring/straightlaced/vanilla). ALL THAT BEING SAID...I once saw Louis on The Soup and he was in tighty-whities and ripped off his shirt. He is quite buff. And, as a foreigner, he jams our American gaydar. I can TOTALLY see him being a sexual freaky-deek and having coke-fueled three-ways with ladies who think they're partying with the GBFF...only to have things get "out of control" and wake up all like, WTF?! the next day

spinny said...

Tristan is the hunkiest on the show.