Monday, December 03, 2012

Blind Item #3

This B+ Academy Award winning actress was going through the airport this past week and had her purse hand searched because it was buzzing. Apparently she had accidentally turned on her vibrator when removing her phone and placing it on the tray.

68 comments:

Christopher Cruz said...

Ew.

Kari said...

oops!

MacAttack said...

ha...

Karma Chameleon said...

I bet they see that all the time though, maybe not in purses, but in luggage.

MacAttack said...

i'm guessing since its she's only a B+ award oscar winner, i'm guessing its an older lady? haven't a clue though.

Rins said...

That must've been a long flight if she needed to carry it on.

I'll guess Marisa Tomei.

donner said...

Fly the friendly skies!!!

Rins said...

That must've been a long flight if she needed to carry it on.

I'll guess Marisa Tomei.

fancyscreenname said...

One wonders why she did not take out the battery.

Hmmm

Mark B said...

@MacAttack In that case, Helen Mirren maybe? I wouldn't put it past her lol

Vicki Cupper said...

I always, always, always double-check to make sure I took the batteries out when I pack my vibrator. I'm so paranoid something like this will happen, I put them in a separate part of the suitcase.

AKM said...

Get a Magic Wand. No batteries needed.

EmEyeKay said...

It's almost better to carry them on - that way the TSA doesn't search your luggage. Every time I've traveled with one, my luggage comes back with the sticker that says they went through it.

Vicki Cupper said...

I'll have to check it out, AKM. What kind of texture does it have?

Amber said...

Hopefully it wasn't embarrassing for her, and she just thought it was funny. I'd imagine she didn't check it in her suitcase so security wasn't handling it if/when they searched her bag.

ReesesPeace said...

Are people really embarrassed by these things still? Part of life...gots to get our grooves on. lol I've heard amazing things about the Magic Wand. Goes off to check...

MontanaMarriott said...

I hate when that happens....LMAO
Wow, I never met a woman who carried her toys with her.

smash said...

I think Katie Perry. She left the airport hiding her mischievous smile ;)

smash said...

Reese's has a F today! Good phor you! :)

Renoblondee said...

That's funny!

ReesesPeace said...

Oh, but Smash, Katie Perry IS an A-list twit. =)

Vicki Cupper said...

Montana, I always carry my b.o.b. when I go on a trip. Now that I, uh, don't need one, he might just have to stay home.

Kathleen said...

Marion Cotillard, Jennifer Carpenter, Anna Paquin ... I don't know. Just throwing out B list Oscar winners at random because this blind doesn't have enough clues, unless the actress in question was photographed in an airport recently. I suppose I should check the Daily Mail.

MontanaMarriott said...

LOL @Vicki Cupper

Yeah I understand packing it in your suitcase but unless you plan to use it midflight, I am not sure why you would carry it in your purse.

Karma Chameleon said...

Yay! Reese's got her F back!! I'll really miss the ph's though. That got me every time with the church/school giggles.

Seachica said...

Call me old fashioned, but how often do y'all travel with your vibrator?! I just go without for a few days or do it the old fashioned way! The only time I took it was when I moved to another state

Ms Cool said...

Am I the only one here that has never owned a vibrator?

ReesesPeace said...

lol The F key at home is sporadically working. Drives me phuqing nuts!!!! I hate when I'm commenting on a serious matter and it seems as if I'm being a fucktard with the PH, as if I'm being disrespectful.

ReesesPeace said...

I don't take mine everywhere; in fact, I rarely use it. I'm self-sufficient that way. But I know women who can't get off without one.

Maja. With a J. said...

I also don't understand the need to travel with your vibrator, especially in your carry on. Maybe I'm just boring *L*.

mikey said...

Ms. Cool, neither have I.

Glitter said...

Doesn't an Academy Award put one in the A List category?

kathy said...

Me neither, Ms. Cool.

rhinovodka said...

Glitter, not always unless one is Meryl Streep, she is forever A list.

Brainy Pirate said...

Glitter -- No. Enty has said in the past that Oscar winners never drop below B or B- list, but A list status is more about your ability to open a film than about your awards.

MadLyb said...

LOL! I'm sure it was in a pouch or something. You don't want purse lint up in there.

Cheryl said...

AWKWARD!

B. Profane said...

"Am I the only one here that has never owned a vibrator?"

God, you must be. All the women I've dated have had one. One honey kept hers openly beside the bed, even after we'd been dating a couple of months. No, I don't think she was trying to send me a message; she was just blithely frank about her sexual habits.

Ah yes, the Hitachi Magic Wand...or as we hetero men think of it, "the competition."

I contracted for a division of Hitachi at one point. Sometimes during meetings, thinking of their, uh, "massage appliances", it was hard not to giggle.

All about Eve said...

When I did have one I didn't bring it on vacation for this reason! Did you guys hear about the gay couple who had their vibrator put out on the luggage carousel by the airport staff? People are just cruel!

Sherry said...

This sounds like a joke. As a former flight attendant the joke was always how the little bugger would go off and then you had to 'splain it when you went through security.

Amber said...

@Ms Cool & B. - I've never owned one, either. I've tried before, but they don't make sense to me (personally). My brain does not translate foreign object into pleasure.

Silly Girl said...

Hmmmmmmm, I've never owned a vibrator either....I'm in the minority?

goes in circles said...

When did Jennifer Carpenter and Katy Perry win their Oscars?

goes in circles said...

I've owned one, but never used it alone.

AKM said...

The Magic Wand's texture...well, it's not, shall we say, insertable. I think separate attachments can be purchased, though.

Also, if found by anyone, the embarrassment factor -- should anyone even have one! It's your sexuality, so take charge of it! It's not just okay...it's encouraged! -- can be explained away by mentioning that it's for back pain or massage. Which is totally plausible, and it CAN be used for that as well.

Let's see on Amazon...

http://tinyurl.com/cytb85r

smash said...

B profane- the hitachi is the ultimate desensitizer. I used it for awhile but decided to stop. Now my hand does the walking. So to speak. ;)

lazyday603 said...

While we are on the subject for the 1st & hopefully the last time, you need to Netflix the movie about the Victorian invention of the electric vibrator called "Hysteria". Very funny, very well done true story/costume drama/comedy of manners film. Howards End meets the O in Ohio. Highly recommended.

B. Profane said...

Snerk, "back pain"! Nobody is gonna buy that excuse. Everyone knows just what kind of "muscular stiffness" Mr. Magic Wand is used to alleviate.

If they invent a vibrator that can open jars and change a tire, men will be obsolete. Damn you, Hitachi!

Vicki Cupper said...

Eh, the Magic Wand doesn't look like my taste. I'm currently in a committed relationship with the b.o.b. I have. I always feel weird getting a new one; it almost feels like I'm cheating.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

I can understand putting it in one's carryon--I can't be the only one who remembers the tale of the woman who found a note attached to hers after the TSA got done w/her suitcase--but purse? Not to mention those little battery-powered buggers can be awfully noisy, so employing it en route might be more obvious than one would wish...

(Someday I'll have to tell the tale of bringing a vibrator to a Mojo Nixon show & his reaction on seeing it... ;-)

Layna Day said...

So this lady got high off her own supply and joined the Club of Self-Loving Mile High?

*crickets*

I'll see myself out.

chopchop said...

I never had one either until I got the Lelo. I love that thing. But it's rechargeable and doesn't take batteries so I can totally see this happening if I traveled with it!

lc said...

I am going to have to say that this is Mrs. Gwyneth Paltrow Martin aka GOOP.

nightowl said...

I'm with chopchop on the Lelo. Have a couple and you can't take out the batteries. And yes, they are FABULOUS!

dragon said...

HAHAH

CaliGirlinVA said...

The Lelo is worth every penny! It's quiet, rechargeable and effing awesome!

MsWeedle said...

B. Profane: my boyfriend doesn't call the Hitachi "The Competition". He calls it "The Wingman". ;)

feraltart said...

I own & use them, but still prefer a real-life person. My husband just works away a lot unfortunately.

Chloe Tyler said...

Whoopi Goldberg! She has previously spoken candidly about her vibrator on The View when there was a news story regarding a woman had a note placed inside her suitcase at the airport referring to her vibrator.

Chloe Tyler said...

The View has been out of the studio, Whoopi just tweeted she's on her way home from Disney.

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Simo said...

Anna Paquin

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Ms Cool - No

cricket said...

You're not the only one Ms Cool. I 've never owned one either. I guess I'm just behind the times or old fashioned or something. It sounds like I'm missing out on some good times.

Sandy said...

Jennifer Connelly

Kathleen said...

Goes in circles - oops. I meant to write Jennifer Hudson, not Carpenter. I think whoever suggested Katy Perry just neglected to read the blind closely enough.

DBZee said...

Hahaha, B. Profane & Wheedle - thanks for the morning giggles!

dc4b said...

ALL OF THEM!!!!

my guess is gonna be the glamorous melissa leo!