Saturday, January 12, 2013

Blind Item #2

This former A+ list Olympic athlete and now just living off his fame got a ticket while on vacation. No big deal right? The ticket was for public indecency. He was getting orally serviced on the beach by a woman he had picked up in a bar an hour earlier.

38 comments:

Ashley O'Connor said...

Phelps

La Descarada said...

Michael Phelps?

Anna Namiss said...

Phelpsy you dirty birdy.

Sunny said...

I know it's not, but it would be awesome if this was Bruce Jenner. Free Bruce!

supapimp said...

Lochte

.robert said...

If it is Phelps, well, he is known to have herpes.

ethorne said...

Lol @Sunny, I was just gonna say poor Bruce has to get it somewhere!

Its just U said...

That is exactly what I was gonna say!!!

DewieTheBear said...

Phelps - he's retired from Olympic competition (Lochte will be back in 2016), and the former was pictured drinking Champagne out of bottles poolside on vacation this week.

Anotheramy said...

Immediately thought Bruce. We can hope right?

E Gee Be said...

On the Phelps train, the behavior matches his creepy new mustache.

greenmountaingal said...

Michael Phelps. What a waste of a hot body.

Basil said...

So Nick Stahl and Fred Willard get arrested for jerking off in a place that is designed for that purpose and it is front page news, but this guy does it in public where anyone can see and it is a blind? Weird.

Sunny said...

I conducted some very valuable research while eating at my favorite eatery the other day. Yes, Subway. I was staring at the 8 ft cutout of Phelps holding up his 6 inch (sandwich, Pervs!), and I held my thumb up sideways to cover up his mouth. I am certain that man would be good lookin if he just got some orthodontics. If my hubs and I can be Mr and Mrs Brace Face right now at 40, so can Phelpsy (Invisalign isn't all that bad, btw)

Becca Parker said...

Bruce Jenner is far more likely to be this one as it says former athlete & Phelps is supposedly training for the 2016 Olympics.

Cathy said...

@sunny - i know someone who hooked up with him in college (pre-herpes) and he'd be closer to a footlong than a six-inch.

Frufra said...

@ Cathy - Shut. Up. Now you HAVE to tell us more deets!!!

Cherry blossom said...

@Cathy: LOL - you made me spill my chocolate milk!

NernersHuman said...

This is Phelps. No way would Bruce Jenner risk getting caught and facing Mama Kris's wrath.

All about Eve said...

@Sunny, my husband just got done with his Invisalign and he looks great, his situation wasn't as bad as Phelps though, I think he's a lost cause poor guy

All about Eve said...

Phelps most likely and he has to be big in the below the belt area, have you seen those hands??? Oh my! (suddenly hot in here)

10-4 over. said...

I've been to the same nude beach twice in Southern California, and I would have worn a public indencency ticket around as a badge of honor hahaha

And yep, Phelps for this one. He's just gross to me, and ill take the 6 in over a footlong anyday...at subway or in the sack.

Sunny said...

Thanks Eve! I love hearing the success stories. I have pronounced buttons on my canine teeth which made me laugh at my reflection the first few days, but I am used to it now.

Hollyweird said...

@Cathy omg!!!

Comma Chaser said...

Rulon Gardner, how could you? Those cattle ranchers back home in Wyoming will be so ashamed...

missmacc said...

It's Shawn White!!!

just curious said...

former A+ list Olympic athlete???

Someone other than phelps...what about that WINTER OLYMPIC skier who said he skied drunk a couple of times?

Sunny said...

@cathy
Hey O!

Cheryl said...

Phelps is hot from the neck down. We used to call that a double bagger but with the herp I guess he's a triple bagger.

Alicia said...

Oh Sunny! Thanks for that image. Now I'm off to make Free Bruce tshirts

Lendo said...

Phelps is in the Bahamas for a poker tournament.

Lee Tanner said...

Just to be different, I'm guessing Sean White or Apollo Ohno.

AKM said...

Shawn White came to mind for me, too.

Moonmaid said...

I'd say Lochte because he's such a dumb ho, but I think he is going to be in the next Olympics as well. I kind of like Phelps, but getting a BJ on the the beach by a pickup is kind of gross. Though it was probably dark out.

LaLa said...

Totally agree with that!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Phelps is believable, but the Olympics were recent; I'm not sure I'd call him "former." McKayla Squinchface is still making the rounds, she was at the Miss America pageant.

Shaun White is a better guess. He's been derping around, donating his hair, getting into brawls.

Topper Madison said...

@just curious. Bode Miller.

goheels83 said...

Haha @Cathy, same here. She said he was great in bed. Lol.