Sunday, February 10, 2013

Blind Item #4

You will never find anyone in Hollywood who has had sex with this A+ list all movie actress. No matter how many stories are leaked which claims she is dating this actor or this person you have never heard of, she has never dated anyone other than as friends. The only thing that matters to her is acting. Lots of guys have asked her out and she has gone on a few dates, but no one has ever had sex with her.

74 comments:

Erika said...

Jessica Chastain

bubbles said...

Erika got it

All about Eve said...

I thought of Sandra Bullock

g.strathmore said...

I'm thinking more Sandra. Is Jessica Chastain really A+? That's usually reserved for people who can open they're own movie, multiple movies.

tracynator said...

Sandra B.

g.strathmore said...

**their, not they're** Ugh.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Charlize Theron? Besides S.Townsend I haven't heard of her dating, besides rumors.

phoenix said...

One thing is certain. She's smarter than the average Hollywood actress, lol.

nettalovesrobin said...

Poor girl needs to get laid!

ino said...

Chastain. Fits with everything she's said about not dating actors and her fashion industry boyfriend whose name I can't remember.

Lizzie du said...

If we replace the word acting with " singer" this is taylor swift. I know changing the words in the blind to fit ones answer its not part of the game but i am sticking to taylor swift .

Kloie said...

Sandra was married, so that doesn't make sense.

Tina Mallette said...

Now it was just announced yesterday that Jessica has a new beau, she brought him to a public event recently.
http://perezhilton.com/2013-02-09-new-couple-alert-jessica-chastain-gian-luca-passi-de-preposulo

Italian fashion executive.

Here is the thing how do they know she is just smart enough not to sleep with big mouths and in particular Hollywood actors.

She said in an interview that she got burnt early on dating an actor and now she avoid them like the plague, friends yes dating no.

Of course she may be hauling out a man for the Oscars because her PR team knew this story was circulating.

phoenix said...

Yeah @ino.. an Italian count with an aristocratic name half a block long.

timebob said...

I like that Jessica Chastain is an enigma. Starting from her real age to now her people trying to sex her up with attaching her to various people vaguely.

Before the Italian executive it was Tom Hiddleston and before that it was Dan Stevens her co-star on Broadway. Plus our never ending quest to find out if Ron Howard is her real dad.

I bet she has amazing stories to tell and never will.

I just like her and hope she beats out AnnE for best actress.

Mary said...

Yup. Jessica Chastity.

Sass Frass said...

Jessica Chastain has been in a play on Broadway recently. This has been well publicized.

Erika said...

If you look on her IMDB page, it states that her actual last name is Howard, soooo.

ino said...

@timebob I doubt Chastain was with Hiddleston. Timeline doesn't fit. She's been with the Italian for a while now and her thing with Hiddleston was supposed to have been in December. Another Daily Fail fabrication, I think. Also, rumor is that Hiddleston is dating a stage actress back home.

hothotheat said...

Can't be Sandra - she dated (and likely f*d) Ryan Gosling. She also dated a few other not so well known actors before and after A+ list fame.

Jessica Chastain. I agree she's smarter than the average Hollywood actress.

timebob said...

@ino I agree I dont' think she has been with any of them. I was just saying that is what her PR machine people are floating out there. All to make her more normal and likeable and get that golden man.

Just like they tried to make her 10 years younger when she first got big.

Plenty of people are asexual or just like to work. Anson Mount of Hell on Wheels made it very clear in an interview, he doesn't have a girlfriend or a relationship becuase he want to work, just work. That is his main ambition, anything else is a distraction.

I don't think it makes a person weird or strange. But in Hollyweird everything is perception and they are trying to craft her as the girl that has it all bullshit.

Just let Jessica be Jessica and do great work.



Benjamin Salvetti said...

Jennifer Lawrence anyone?

geminigirl789 said...

Has it ever been established that she is Ron Howard's daughter? She looks just like him...even down to size-the man is TINY. Sat next to him on a flight not too long ago and he's my size (5'8).

ino said...

@timebob Sorry, I read your comment wrong. She does kinda give off that asexual vibe, but not the prudish kind but because she's trying to make the most of her time in the spotlight and concentrating on acting.

If she's really a well-preserved 35, then she knows she's only got a good 4 or so years left before they start giving her the "mature" roles, so now is the time to just work.

marmaduc said...

Charlize Theron

timebob said...

Charlize has been in LTR with that douche Stephen Jenkins from Third Eye Blind and was with Stuart Townsend for almost 10 years.

I think she is taking a nice long break from men and just enjoying being a new mom. She deserves it.

Mister Fresh said...

Because of the reference to "this person you have never heard of," I guess Jessica Chastain. She is ambitious and does not seem like she would want the messiness of a public relationship. But A+?

lazyday603 said...

Jennifer Lawrence makes more sense than the older actresses. She's young enough that she could (22 is late late late) still be a virgin. And deciding that she's cool with it for now. Less drama in her private life.

FrenchGirl said...

Chastain! her boyfriend is an italian designer in fashion world

Jazzy said...

Really?! Hello!

FrenchGirl said...

Chastain is with her italian boyfriend since 6 months according to italian tabloids (they broke the story in december) http://societa.panorama.it/I-passi-di-Jessica-Chastain-sul-sentiero-dell-amore

MadLyb said...

I'm agreeing that this is Jennifer Lawrence.

Aeol said...

This blind doesn't read "virgin" to me, just not currently or recently having sex. That being said, Jessica Chasain is a total mystery wrapped in a box wrapped in an enigma.

Sherry said...

Jessica Chastain. And I cannot blame her for wanting to focus on nothing but work. H'wood is not kind to women over 30 but she's knocking it out of the park in her mid-thirties. She has mentioned in interviews that she's worked long and hard to get to where she is and she comes across as very focused. I can see her having a long career like Meryl though.

MrWolf said...

Jessica Chastain - Jennifer Lawrence was pretty clearly having sex with Nick Hoult.

As for Chastain being A+ - Oscar noms in back to back years and the two top grossing movies in theatres at once. I'd say that she's A+ now.

Mister Fresh said...

Jennifer Lawrence was with Nicholas Hoult. They seemed like a cute couple.

Sean said...

Jessica Chastain isn't A+ yet. Check back in 2 weeks.

Count Jerkula said...

Chastain is a ginger, therefore she possesses no soul and can't feel things like friendship, compassion, and joy.

I wonder if maybe she has ambiguous parts down there and that is why no man or woman gets to have fun with them.

Ivs said...

Nope, I read the first sentence and Chastain immediatly jumped at me. She is the most mysterious/alluring lady right now and is making an incredible name for herself, but maybe I wouldn't call her A+ just yet... though if people claim JLaw is A+, then I'd say Jessica is too. And this come from someone who LOVESLOVESLOOOOVES JLaw, lol!

marmaduc said...

I've read many times that Stuart T and Charlize relationship was fake. Maybe this kind of "agreements" are more perdurable than the real ones. No emotions, no problems.

Ivs said...

Lol @Count Jerkula, that's my official stance on gingers too, but often they're just so darned cute!

rejectedcarebear said...

I hope this is Jessica just so the rumors of her dating my boyfriend Loki are proven false. He's mine! Back off!

Even my brother asked me if she was related to Ron Howard. Cause she and Bryce look so similar. Its very interesting.

prolixe said...

I can't see Jessica Chastain with Tom Hiddleston...

It really sounds like it's Jessica Chastain - she's very, very private, and A+ due to the awards and popularity of some of the movies she's been in.

No way it's JLaw! She was with Hoult for a really long time and she doesn't give off that privacy vibe. She's pretty open and honest and quite the smartass. I love her.

CamColty said...

?? Wtf

Lizzie du said...

Lmaf

sandybrook said...

I'm almost never on this site when threads are still live. Enty's not saying she is STILL a virgin is he??

dragon said...

Who ever it is Gurl I hope u getting some action on the side

Count Jerkula said...

@Sandybrook, that is why the hermaphrodite/ambiguous parts popped into mind. OK if a chick has a bad experience it could turn her off for a while, but this broad is what, real life 35-45? Something has to be up. Eventually you would figure she'd get a strong enough yearning in her loins that even a Hitachi couldnt quell. Maybe her non existant past is due to the fact her actual name is Jesse Charles Tain. Dont say i'm a complete kook, cause no one suspected that Tula broad from the Bond film was born w/ frank and beans.

I do hope it is just the ginger thing though.

Nosey Parker said...

What about the blind guessing that Chastain is pregnant?

Is she married? No. Is she pregnant? Yes! While this over-30 actress would have preferred to have been married prior to getting pregnant, she just got confirmation that she is expecting. She is normally very fit and has a flat stomach – and wears clothing that shows that off – so it will be interesting to see how quickly she shifts to less form-fitting clothing. It won’t happen immediately, though. She is only about two months along, and is not showing yet, so don’t expect any baby bump photos for at least a few more weeks. There are a few major industry events coming up soon – and we can’t see her skipping them – so there will be plenty of opportunities to scrutinize her midsection for evidence. Oh, and yes, she and her cute S.O. (who is less famous) are both happy about the news! At least, that’s what she is telling her friends. He has been much more quiet about it, and says that he doesn’t want to tell anyone for a few more weeks. - Jessica Chastain/Jason Clarke

prolixe said...

I was reading something the other day (Flipboard is so awesome) about asexual support groups popping up around the world, and spreading more information about asexuality.

Personally, I could not give up the fun times, but the way these people explain, it's just not an urge they have. Some of them say it's because of past experiences (rape, sexual assault, child abuse), others say it's just part of their makeup, like being an introvert or an extrovert.

@Count - FRANKS AND BEANS! FRANKS AND BEANS! I have no idea why I loved that movie. Mr & I saw it in the theatre with his sister and on the ride home, us girls were laughing like hyenas about the zipper scene. Mr did not even crack a smile, I think he turned a little green, which made us laugh even harder. :b

Nosey Parker said...

Never mind. That blind must be about someone else.

Count Jerkula said...

@Prolixe: I never got something caught up in the zipper, but one time I nipped the under head while zipping up. Sharp pain followed by adrenaline and put your fist through a wall type of anger. I no longer go commando, under any circumstances.

sandybrook said...

There ARE a LOT of people who put business before pleasure--more than we ever realize. Then when they are ready its too late! In any case Jessica Chastain seems like the right person for this. Cant think of anyone else female constantly working.

Poop Taster said...

cHLOE mORETZ

cheese toast said...

I think Bryce looks like the lady who played Mrs. Cunningham on Happy Days.

cheese toast said...

I think Bryce looks like the lady who played Mrs. Cunningham on Happy Days.

cheese toast said...

I think Bryce looks like the lady who played Mrs. Cunningham on Happy Days.

Sarah said...

Yeah, I do love my celebrity gossip, but it's fun to have a little mystery left.

B626 said...

It's Sandy B. She may have dated Hwood actors but that doesn't mean she f----d them. Jesse the motorcycle guy is NOT a Hollywood actor, on my planet anyway although it was a huge mistake.

B626 said...

It's Sandy B. She may have dated Hwood actors but that doesn't mean she f----d them. Jesse the motorcycle guy is NOT a Hollywood actor, on my planet anyway although it was a huge mistake.

ethorne said...

Haha @Count - I first saw that as Jesse Taint.

Anna said...

I would agree that J. Chastain's life is all about acting.

Mooshki said...

She can't be with Hiddleston, because he is my boyfriend.

Erik said...

Yep, sounds like Jessica Chastain, who I agree is most likely Ron Howard's daughter.

Topper Madison said...

My mother has no idea who she is, and therefore, Jessica Chastain is currently NOT A+. There is no way she could open a film on her name only, and to be A+, you'd have to be able to do at least that, I'd hope.

Tru Leigh said...

Good for her. At least one woman in Hollywood can keep her legs closed.

Amanda M. said...

Meryl Streep

elspeth said...

Have to disagree re Meryl -- From what i've heard she's slept w/most of her [male] co-stars.

Agent**It said...

Jessica c is not Opie's daughter. Internet rumor.

J said...

OK. Either she's dated all these guys, is pregnant by one of them, is having sex with Megan Ellison, or is completely asexual, possibly because of something in her past.

Make up your mind.

All these rumors have been liked to her.

mell61 said...

Am I the only one reading it and thinking 'girls has some standards'?
I mean look at the messes that normally litter hollywood, someone not prepared to join that mess, she's got some standards!

crila16 said...
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crila16 said...

Jessica Chastain is NOT an A+ list actress? She's definitely becoming an A list..and will be one day. Maybe even an A+, but she's not quite a household name yet. A+ would be Jolie or Bullock.

I'm going with Sandy Bullock or Charlize Theron. Charlize actually has even fewer rumors about her than Sandy...but only because Sandy was married to the scum of the earth.

Count Jerkula said...

I don't blame Jesse for the break up of that marriage. Dude had been through a handful of wives prior, and the whole, "he cheated on everyone else, but he won't cheat on me because I am special" mentality is pathetic. It aint like she was in her early 20's and hadn't seen enough of life to realize she was dancing in a bear trap.