Grammy Awards Post
Talk about the red carpet or the show. Or just talk about whether award shows would be more interesting if they were aired in Russian. Drinking game alert. Everytime CBS promos one of its shows, you have to drink.
Talk about the red carpet or the show. Or just talk about whether award shows would be more interesting if they were aired in Russian. Drinking game alert. Everytime CBS promos one of its shows, you have to drink.
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I think I just saw the lyrics reflected in the piano
ReplyDeleteCan I humbly request a HUGE notice if someone pulls an "imma let you finish"? That right there is worth a break.
ReplyDeleteKelly is the fucking real deal yo. Nobody can sing that shit live like her. The end.
ReplyDeleteI feel like this is a memorial to Carole King, but she isn't dead
ReplyDelete@dragon - LOL I just want about half of them for my own chest.
ReplyDeletesing it Kelly!
Adele seems to have found the carpet in my mothers childhood home circa 1965-1971, and made a dress out of it. Miranda Lambert's dress is fug, and Zach Brown is a big 'ole teddy bear, like my hubs. Love it.
ReplyDeleteI love that Frank Ocean got two awards and he will be performing soon, take that Chris Brown!
ReplyDeleteshit. i thought it was almost over... there is still what? an hour left?
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ReplyDeleteOMG Herbal Essence is doing the infamous moaning commercials again????
ReplyDelete@lotta thats good too. lol
ReplyDeleteOkay, just watching the Grammy red carpet show...I know I'm late to the party, but wtf JLo?! The boobs...oy! It looks like she is wearing a nursing bra filled with filled with peeps.
ReplyDeleteThe Black Keys were just great. And Dr John dressed for the occasion!
ReplyDeleteKelly can sing just anything. She's not the fanciest in terms of putting on a big circus show but she can sure sing.
I couldn't enjoy Rhianna because I thought they were going to bring up the lights behind her and Chris would be there--and it made me nervous.
I'm only watching the rest to see Sting. Then I'm done.
it is painful that CBS tape delayed west coast! why would I watch at 8pm in California when everyone 3 hours ago spoiled it on twitter!! #furious
ReplyDelete@V my first thought when I saw her in the audience was "I want her hair!". My second thought was "I would not want to be sitting behind her at the Grammy's." I wish she was performing tonight.
ReplyDelete@blah blah- shit you're right it's over at 11:30 my time. That is ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteI'm excited about Bruno Mars though. JT ain't got nothin on him.
I see what you did there @Lotta :)
Deletebruno is like young michael
ReplyDeleteLove how much fun Bruno and the whole stage is having right now!
ReplyDeleteAnd Sting!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI cannot stand this Bruno Mars song. Blech
ReplyDeleteDirks lies Bruno!
ReplyDeletehighlight of the night for me: EVERYONE singing Bruno's song
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ReplyDeletelol nicole dancing
ReplyDelete@Laura - I wish she was performing too! I will admit, there are times when I get a perverse thrill blocking someone's "view"...yep, I just wrote that ;)
ReplyDeleteSTING!!!
ReplyDeleteThe shots of the audience singing along were fantastic.
ReplyDeleteBruno is quite the showman.
ReplyDeleteSting........<3
not Rhianna again....I think we're going to get some underboobage...
ReplyDeleteNow this is a party, I love this tribute.
ReplyDeleteGet it Ellen.....
ReplyDeletehahahaha
Kinda OT - Because I'm on the west coast so the Grammys aren't on yet (CBS get that shiz together), I am passing the time watching the BAFTAs...pretty good show! I <3 Stephen Fry.
ReplyDeleteLove bob marley. Could you be loved
ReplyDeleteThis is wass up. Best performance of the night
I love how completely awkward the white people are
ReplyDeleteI think Rihanna is up there cuz of her Caribbean backround.
ReplyDeleteWow Bruno brought the house down. Love how Marley's son joined in. My fave performance so far.
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman was working it tonight. taylor swift too. both seem to be having fun.
ReplyDeleteKelly Clarkson may need a stylist but damn she can really sing, take that Carrie Underwood!
ReplyDelete@Lotta I'm sure. Barbados and Jamaica are island countries in the Antilles chain.
ReplyDeleteis Barbados near Jamaica?
ReplyDeleteIm only waiting for Jack White!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy are the Grammys so long? Have they always been 3+ hours?
ReplyDeleteI popped over to Walking Dead because I have this weird thing where I want to contribute to the ratings of my favorite shows, anywho I only saw some commercials and about 30seconds of actual show and it looks fucking awesome!!
These Gypsy girls are craaazy though. Their mother is some high profile con woman who was on the run from the FBI for six years, and Hellie Mellie was her 13 year old partner in crime. Now this is some entertaining shit!
@Its just you Your tv must be tripple HD b/c Rihanna looks thin in fact she's thinner than Katy Perry
ReplyDelete@JSierra it's killing me but im waiting for the 11pm replay for Walking Dead I just can't take myself away from this Grammy even though it's boring as hell there are just interesting dynamics going on with all the ex's around and performing
ReplyDeleteLove Bruno! He's amazing!
ReplyDeleteV that is hilarious about blocking peoples view! I would target obnoxious teenagers who don't shut the f up in movies and make smart ass comments the entire time.
ReplyDeletegrrr tried to get tickets to the Lumineers when they are in NYC f'rs are sold out
ReplyDeleteTimebob me too, I have too much stuff recording at 8pm my time so I had to wait for the later showing. After seeing that 30sec tidbit the suspense is absolutely killing me! I can't believe they made us wait so long in between episodes, this is pure torture.
ReplyDeletesuch a catchy tune. I love the unplugged feel they give.
ReplyDeleteSwifty sipped A LOT of coffee tonight.
Adele music is not that great; she's a 24 year old woman who sounds like an angry 50 year old and looks like one too
ReplyDeleteJack White is a vampire right?
ReplyDeleteNot a huge T Swift fan but she looks like she is having a good time & truly loves seeing peers perform.
ReplyDeleteOh, Jack White. You are so weird, but so damn talented.
ReplyDeleteNevermindthat she meant thick as in stupid, I thought the exact same thing as you though, and she looks strung out as hell IMO. Someone needs to stage a Ri rescue mission.
ReplyDeleteJack White is so sexy!
ReplyDeletewhatever happened to Meg White his "sister?"
ReplyDeleteJSierra, I definitely try to target the obnoxious people. When I'm in the mood it is a lot of fun!
ReplyDeleteTimebob, D'yer Maker (closer to cuba) isn't that close to Barbados (closer to Venezuela) though they are both in the Caribbean (I have roots on both islands).
Sounds like Kelly, Black Keys and Bruno Mars are the winning performances. Can't wait to see them!
i am in love with the lumineers... i am sure ill hate that song as i did eventually got to hate call me maybe and somebody that i used to know.. but ill enjoy it for now... heeey!
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ReplyDeleteJsierra- I have a lot to catch up on tomorrow but the trashy gypsys is the one show I am most excited for! :) and rupaul is on tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteThat left leg ate the other one
ReplyDeleteMy God, Katy!
ReplyDeleteI think Dunham will dump the Fun dude, once his band becomes too "mainstream". I am on Perez Hilton, strictly looking at fashion choices. I love Rhianna's dress, aside from the nipple ring poking out. Katy Perry is gorgeous in green, but we always see her boobs, and this look is really old. Chris Brown is a piece of shit who looks like a heroin addict (dude looks ILL). Carrie Underwood looks like a pageant queen, yet again. I have no clue why Ashanti is even there. Kaley Cuoco needs a new hairstyle. Annnnnnnnd, I like Taylor Swift's dress. It's purrty. Go Alabama Shakes!
ReplyDeleteOMG! Taylor was THE worst in that movie but it was horribly written as well. What a waste of celluloid. Or digital. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteThank you for not giving the winners away in your comments. It is much appreciated. :)
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry's boobs won best Grammy for life
ReplyDeleteJack whites set was amazing.
ReplyDelete@timebob, I respectfully disagree. Although they are not haning out tonight like Katy's, Kat Dennings wins my vote for best boobs.
ReplyDeleteOT- new Scientology book from David Miscabbages Neice! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2276793/Jenna-Miscavige-Hill-Niece-Scientology-chief-writes-forced-drudge-rocks-cold-streams-urged-children-fled-church.html#axzz2KSUdc7lD
ReplyDelete@smash, there are hardly any awards being given out to spoil. Get ready for back to back to back to back performances.
ReplyDeleteYup Kat Denning got them DDs on that bitch
ReplyDeletei thought these sisters were frineds not they fighting over wedding LMAO.
ReplyDeleteThis song blows.
ReplyDeletethey have been saying so much about the carrie underwood performance she better do something awesome
ReplyDelete...did ovaries and a vagina just appear on Carrie's dress?
ReplyDeleteThat Hunter kid is annoying. His voice is so nasally.
ReplyDeleteso the big deal she has an LED dress on? Other than that it's her normal yelling/singing. She's good, but i'm not going to be talking about it tomorrow
ReplyDeleteThis Carrie Underwood performance was promoted as the one people would be talking about tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI think it's not that good to be upstaged by your dress.
Hehe@V. I want to go to the movies with you!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is going on with Carries dress?
I was wondering why on earth she was wearing a wedding dress. The visuals are pretty cool. Different. Somewhere Beyonce is planning on jacking her idea.
ReplyDeleteAnimations on Carrie's fug dress. Amazing!
ReplyDeletesomebody tell Carrie she has bugs flying out of her coochie
ReplyDeleteThe messiah himself = Prince
ReplyDeleteOMG Prince is my forever love!
ReplyDeleteSteve Aoki! That man puts on a great show and he dumps champagne all over the first couple of rows and sends out an inflatable raft into the audience. I don't remember much, but I do remember being soaked by some Andre
ReplyDeletelol prince all i think of is Dave Chapalle
ReplyDeleteHoly tulle! Girl did you make that yourself?
ReplyDeleteGood tribute Gotye!
ReplyDeleteAww, I like Kimbra. Prince makes good music for the most part, but he is really fucking weird. His style is fug. Not Lena Dunham fug, but just a bit fug.
ReplyDeleteNo Why is JT returning
ReplyDeleteonly Prince could take the winners of Record of the Year into a tribute about him.
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ReplyDeletehahahahaha...Kathy Griffin made it to the second row--I just spotted her.
ReplyDeleteI would have been so embarrassed for Prince if he had to give that award to Taylor Swift.
Again OT - Helen Mirren is rocking Pink hair!!!
ReplyDeleteit's gotta be killing Taylor to be shut out of so many awards this year. She is so used to winning them, it's gotta burn a bit. Her OH MAH GAWD shock face is going to get rusty if she doesn't use it soon.
ReplyDeleteDid I just read that correctly?
ReplyDelete"The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour"....
@timebob she is having fun that i doubt she cares lol
ReplyDeleteyes you did @lotta, Beyowolf is leaving the kid behind and hitting the road...
ReplyDeleteToo bad they didn't use images of "Mrs. Carter" looking like she was giving birth to a lincoln log from the Superbowl.
ReplyDeleteHe's baaacck. I'm over JT.
ReplyDeleteThe name of her tour is what strikes me, I was laughing thinking of that blind from earlier today.
ReplyDeleteanyone have the pool for how long before rhi rhi is back in the er?
ReplyDelete@Laura I'm sure it would be a snarky blast!
ReplyDeleteI feel like I'm getting the shaft for living on the west coast. At least I'm entertained reading everyone's comments!
i always get sad at in memoriam when some people get such applause then other are completely silent
ReplyDelete@timebob - that makes me so uncomfortable too, it should be a silent memorial IMO.
ReplyDeleteI guess Bey just wanted all the Jay Z jump offs to know who the Queen B really is.
ReplyDelete@ethorne ;)
ReplyDeletelol, Bieber is running his own show on Twitter--
ReplyDeletehttp://gawker.com/5983245/justin-bieber-is-not-having-a-very-good-grammy-night
This is being dragged out foreeeeeever. What other awards are pending?
ReplyDeleteJust starting for me. :)
ReplyDeleteOn the road and missing the show but feel like IM seeing it with all the comments. I only planned on being home in time for Downton. Can't wait to see the outfits.
ReplyDeleteoh ma gawed Bieber is such a little shit. Waaaah the Grammy's ignored you, your music sucks and your peers are embarrassed you're in music. Go suck on some sizzurp and shut up.
ReplyDeleteMe too, TimeBob. It's the same when they announce nominees, some get tons of applause, while others barely get any. Ever since I was a kid, that has bothered me while watching award shows.
ReplyDeleteDidn't she sing this at another award?
ReplyDeleteThat was a great collaboration of The Weight. I love it when musicians get together and just have fun, this seemed like they were having fun.
ReplyDeletewhy is this shit so long.
ReplyDelete@Sherry, usually it's the outfits that I tune in for. Award Shows are always boring to me. Lena Dunham is braless and shapeless again. Just to warn you.
ReplyDeleteOMG Bieber is such an idiot. What a pathetic loser. If he had any common sense he would be out partying to "show" everyone he doesn't care. He does the exact opposite and can't even hide the whiny little baby inside of him.
ReplyDeleteLL does a good job at these award shows.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering where beaver was tonight. Making a damn fool of himself, that's where.
ReplyDeleteI agree @smash.
ReplyDeletenice guitar player but he is murdering Elton's song.
ReplyDeleteAbout Bieber and LL ;)
ReplyDeleteI watch all the award shows, but I love all types of music. Personally I'm less interested in the awards ( for this show) and much more into seeing the performances. This year had a slow start but this last half has picked up and I have really enjoyed some ofthe later ones.
ReplyDeleteJuanes is so effortlessly sexy.
ReplyDeleteThis guy butchered Elton's song!
ReplyDeleteand Biebers people are too cheap to host their own bandwith site, they used Ustream which is free. Really, Scooter you aren't the brightest red solo cup in the package.
ReplyDeleteCar that link is awesome, what a little diva! God forbid the attention be elsewhere for five minutes.
ReplyDeleteSherry you aren't missing much, the Grammys are as boring as watching those stupid education connection commercials. Dammit now that song is stuck in my head, curse you uneducated corndog girl!
Time for Walking Dead!
lmao what did i miss. Beibers is at the grammy?
ReplyDeletejust did the bob marley tribute in colorado
ReplyDelete@dragon he isn't at the Grammy's he was trying to counter program with hosting his own Ustream show. But the Bielebers crashed the site. So he was getting all pissy on twitter that nothing worked.
ReplyDeletei think the twat is on twitter
ReplyDelete@dragon - someone posted a link to bieber's silly shenanigans. scroll up
ReplyDeleteWow. Two songs and a commercial break. It is to bad I can't fast forward, since it was already recorder!! Issh.
ReplyDeleteSmash and my other West Coast peeps!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit - I didn't realize we were on a delay until I saw over 500 comments on this post. Should we go to an old thread to chat? I got my kids in bed early to bullshit with you guys tonight!! (super fun but lonnnnnng weekend)
Thank you for all answer dragon. :)
ReplyDeleteBieber...definitely needs his view blocked.
ReplyDeleteCarrie had an LED dress and Frank has an electric projection screen piano legs.
ReplyDeleteFrank didn't win anything for that did he? If so Bieber was robbed.
Why does Adele dress like that?! That dress is awful.
ReplyDelete@smash, get ready for an insane amount of performances. IDK if you wanna sit through it all TRUST.
ReplyDeleteYou might as well continue on in here @Sunny us Eastcoasters will be done in 15 minutes.
ReplyDeleteThe SNL thread only has 10 comments if you want to move over there.
ReplyDeleteLMAO. didnt his fans tweet He uses redtube.
ReplyDeleteI stopped watching at 10, I had already counted 3 people Chrissy Brown assaulted.
ReplyDeleteWhat did he say to get censored?
ReplyDeleteAdele's dress is kind of funky but she looks beautiful nonetheless.
I am surprised by this winner (no spoilers). Adele's horrible dress overshadows the speech.
ReplyDeleteI will sit it out for a bit but you are right. I can't believe this will last till 11!!!
ReplyDeleteoMG JT got commercial. why is he happening
ReplyDelete@Sunny-keep going here & get this thread to 1,000.
ReplyDeleteI was happy for the winner!
ReplyDeleteAdele's dress reminds me of a Zentangle.
ReplyDeleteI love how Adele threw shade at herself for "getting knocked up" that was cute.
ReplyDeleteYea I agree you guys should stay on here, not much else happening in the next 10 minutes. What a snooozefest this was, they need to cut it shorter.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else get a Supertramp vibe from Fun.?
ReplyDeletewait was that sing playing in that commercial something about ricky Gonzales
ReplyDeleteAtleast fun is live and actually having fun. :) not that it is something I would listen to normally.
ReplyDeleteblack power! yeah im feeling it!!!
ReplyDeleteOk - cool. Thanks ladies :) We'll stay here (Are we supposed to be throwing West Coast/East Coast signs here?)
ReplyDeleteGood news - you get drunk Sunny! If I get bitchy, just start calling me Bunny. It's my sassy alter ego
Get it LL Cool J. I love the dude.
ReplyDeleteyikes i forgot about downton abbey good night
ReplyDeleteSunny you are to funny! Have you see Rihanna's nipple yet?
ReplyDelete@dragon I think it was MIA it sounded like her. It was an acura commercial, maybe youtube has the answer.
ReplyDeletethrowing bunny ears @sunny, bring it!
ReplyDeleterihanna looks beautiful.
ReplyDeletejlo's leg, well, she's no angie jo. adele's memaw is missing her beadspread
Tom Morello is the shit, will Rage just do another album please...
ReplyDeleteNo nip sightings yet! But I've got my nip goggles on
ReplyDelete@lotta thanks about to google now
ReplyDeleteI only saw the nipple ring.
ReplyDeleteEastcoast out! have fun Westcoast see you in the a.m.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh.....See ya later, West Coasters. I'm off to catch up on the happenings at the Abbey. Pinkies up!
ReplyDeleteno they didnt cut my boo. FU CBS
ReplyDeleteNo. Sleep. Til.Brooklyn! I named my first born Brooklyn.......so yeah I'm fan.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Katy Perry channeling Priscilla Presley?!
ReplyDelete@Sunny- East Coast 4 lyfe \0/
ReplyDeleteOne commercial break after another. Unbelievable.
ReplyDeletesweet! Thanks timebob :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's up my West Coast peeps?? (*W* W* W*)
Ha ha Lotta!
Night night east coast! :)
ReplyDelete@smash, I do agree Fun was fun! There is something about the lead singer's voice - I hear the song "Give a Little Bit" in my head!
ReplyDeleteWilly Wonka!!
ReplyDeletehave fun westies! night!
ReplyDeleteYAY I found the song is called The Ting Tings - Hit Me Down
ReplyDeleteMiranda is rhinestoned to the high heavens!
ReplyDeleteWell Im outie too. Have good time Westies
ReplyDeleteBummer. So it's just me and ms. Sunny? :)
ReplyDeleteSoundcheck? Everything is super "off" and muted.
ReplyDeleteDid you guys think that Taylor Swift sounded like crap? So off key, and bless her heart I think he's kinda awkward. I know Beyonce takes a lot of shit on CDAN, but I thought she was sexy as hell during her Superbowl performance. T Swift does not have the sexy thing going for her
ReplyDeleteI had to keep my T Swift critique to myself until the East Coasters were done
ReplyDeleteSmash - you, me and V for now
Taylor has a beautiful figure but she is not sexy.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Swifty is the best live...Bey was okayish to me. I felt it would have been more solid if she would have lip-synced portions of it.
ReplyDeleteLive blog with me until you get bored or I pass out on my keyboard.
ReplyDeleteSmash no judging here if you bail, the show sucked this year.
ReplyDeleteSunny not that I want you to be bitchy, but I want to meet Bunny! Let it loose girl!
T Swift is bubble gum pop. Beyonce was definitally Sasha Feirce that night.
ReplyDeleteHa ha J Sierra. I don't turn into a complete bitch, but you will see I swear like a sailor in real life and I love the word cunt. Cunt cunt cunt (my husband both loves this and cringes at the same time)
ReplyDeleteIt gets better! Not the best ever but it does get better.
ReplyDeleteI'll stick around. I think it will progressively get bearable. :) this song is really good.
ReplyDeleteLove Miguel...
ReplyDeleteOn the red carpet I thought Wiz K and amber rose were so cute!
I try to make my CDAN comments PG 13, but I talk to a few CDANers off the site and they piss their pants because I drop fuck bombs all the time
ReplyDeleteSunny one of my worst habits is saying balls. I have stopped in public but at home it is in rotation.
ReplyDeleteSunny, you're hilarious! I know have the chant, "cunt, cunt, cunt" in my head!
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