Friday, March 22, 2013

Lindsay Lohan - World Traveler

Lindsay Lohan generally confines her traveling to places which are convenient for those who give her gifts. To make it easier on herself, she has moved to New York since the men she entertains often are visiting the city anyway, it saves Lindsay and trip to Europe or the Middle East to say hello to the men. We already knew that Lindsay was going to play herself on Anger Management. That could almost sound dirty if you read it quickly. She also is going to spend a week or two in Brazil because that is just an untapped market for her and would be a good stepping stone into the South American friends with gifts program. I also think if Lindsay does go to Brazil that you might as well go ahead and reserve a hospital room ahead of time because that is where she will end up.

66 comments:

Ms Cool said...

Is this an answer to a blind? It sounds familiar:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-mark-heller-son-hamptons-parties-03-2013

Sorry it isn't clickable.

VIPblonde said...

How do you say "ass to ass" in Portuguese?

surfer said...

What I want to know is, who's paying for all these Escalades that she's always riding around in?

And honestly, I'm a little surprised the judge didn't say that she couldn't leave town before she "served" her sentence.

rejectedcarebear said...

Classic Lohag, what did Brazil ever do to you?

Glitter said...

I wonder if she has paid her tax bill.

ljsmed said...

How does she pay for this???? Well, I guess I know but I just don't understand how with your accounts frozen you could live a daily life...

greenmountaingal said...

Um, can we please talk about the horror that is that outfit? Oy.

Barton Fink said...

Oh my god, I'm wearing that same outfit right now!

Barton Fink said...

My boots have foot and a half fringe, though. With beads and bells.

PuggleWug said...

I know she is thin, but that outfit makes her look gigantic. How the fuck can she still travel.out if the country after her sentencing?

dia papaya said...

Yes to all of this but.... what the hell is going on with her knee sag. Knee sag and boob sag should not be happening until at least 40! Not at 27! The Lohag is a wrinkling saggy mess of plastic parts and lost dreams.

PS - I'm pretty sure @White Lily will just love having LoHag spoiling her beautiful country. Not!

LottaColada said...

When was this beautiful picture taken?

ethorne said...

Around the World in 80 Lays.

LeGrange said...

Bunda com bunda!

Jeneral said...

I wonder how long she has to report to rehab.

chumsley said...

I know it's wrong to do this to Brazil but could we not let her back into the country? C'mon ICE, DHS, or anyone who could make this happen, do us a solid!

katydid said...

Haha! Good one Ethorne!

dia papaya said...

Perfect in any language! Lets have more from our bilingual readers! I want to say ass to ass wherever I travel!

katydid said...

"Bunda com bunda" made my morning. These Lohag threads have been gold lately.

Happy Friday. Its been a long week (and a hard one for a few) hope everyone has a safe and happy weekend.

dia papaya said...

Happy Friday katydid!!!

Wishing everyone a safe restful happy weekend! Long week for me too. TGIF!!!

Meanie Reese said...

Bunda com bunda!! Priceless!! :D

hunter said...

plastic parts and lost dreams indeed, ha ha!!! Yeah she looks ginormous in this photo, kinda weird.

Kimberly said...

Pictures please. ;-)

MadLyb said...

If we ban Lohag from this site, how will I ever get my morning laughs from reading the comments? :(

There's no Joan here said...

When the hell is she going to rehab?

cc423 said...

When does she go into rehab? Or is this what the LA courts consider as that?

The Black Cat said...

The oddest looking knees.

Barton Fink said...

Black Cat, that dried leathery wrinkled centimeter-thick wart-covered flesh on her kneecap? Hardly noticed it.

hag said...

Ass to Ass is a welcome member to the Holy Order of Hag

MISCH said...

Only a fool would touch that...and pay for it...some men are insane.
And you are right the way she's going she'll catch something even nastier than the STD's she already has.

KPeony said...

Enty you owe me breakfast! I threw it up thanks to this photo

Jamie2 said...

I heard she had to be in rehab by May 2. First, her lawyer has to find a lock-down rehab that will take her and be acceptable to the prosecution and judge.

crila16 said...

She's a bloated disgusting mess. I'm so sick of her. Please can we have an Lilo free month.

There's no Joan here said...

Thanks Jamie2

kmidgitz said...

Can't we have a Lohag free month? February was awesome - she doesn't deserve all this attention.

portlandjewel said...

I think I read she has 45 days to begin serving her sentence.

Agent**It said...

Xander, how about a limited edition "Bunda com bunda!" T ?

Hi LeGrange !

donner said...

Bye Lohag! As Gollum says "Go away and never come back!"

Zee Noxgoddess said...

Now, how does one go about stretching out the skin on your knees to such a point where it's that wrinkled and callused?

Jamie2 said...

@portlandjewel: Yes. May 2 is 45 days from March 18 when she was sentenced.

CDAN Reader said...

Guys, I think this is an old photo. The Cracken’s hair hasn’t been “Sun-In Orange” in ages and she was tweaker thin at her last court appearance. But I could be wrong! Even hookers need a Beauty Day. It’s funny, when I saw those thighs and facial bloat I thought this pix was Brit-Brit.

GossipMonster said...

I think we now know the true definition of a bunga bunga party. Wonder if Betlusconi ever hired Lohag?

Seachica said...

While in Brazil, she can get a knee lift and some thigh lipo. I'm sure the drugs in Brazilian hospitals are as good as in the US

Frufra said...

@gmg - yes, that outfit is the real story here. Not flattering to the thigh region.

parissucksliterally said...

How is she allowed to leave the country?

Agent**It said...

Mooshki was correct with 45 days to report. I heard 7 which was my error. Off to get ears cleaned.

scratchy kitty said...

(screams!)
:-0
Now THERE is the perfect man for Blohan--Berlusconi!!!!

scratchy kitty said...

:-D

scratchy kitty said...

Hey I just 39 and have zero sag anywhere! Lucky me! Amazing how a good clean drug free and sober life looks on you in middle age! :-)

scratchy kitty said...

Dont send Blohan to Brazil.
Send her to Iran.

madeinbrzil said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Please someone stop that hag from infecting my country.

Alicia said...

Dia .. She's starting to look more and more like her mom every day! Viva White Oprah!

Hazeldazel said...

We can NEVER ban LiLo! The hag is comedy GOLD! She's got some serious knee callous build-up, I guess we know her specialty. It's pretty horrifying how much she looks like White Oprah here, like twinsies. You shouldn't look like a dried-up alcholic 50 year old whore, when you're only 26.

Mooshki said...

I also want to see what's going to happen to her crap lawyer. He's already about to get in serious trouble over trying to bribe LiLo's assistant. And now, it looks like he tried to scam the court by getting LiLo sentenced to non-existent NY lockdown rehab. I hope it backfires spectacularly for both of them.

Bunni said...

I'm with you Moushki. When will she ever get some real jail time for the stunts she pulls? Jail would work wonders on that face of hers. Shame, she used to be so gorge.

Sherry said...

Ms. Cool that link was awesome!

I can't believe this ho can leave the country. Don't they consider her a flight risk with all the other stuff she's done? Hell she shows up 40 minutes late for the last appearance. You watch, she'll roll in from South America and go directly to rehab lock down.

White lilly said...

Bunda com bundaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Bunda com bundaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Bunda com bundaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Bunda com bundaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Bunda com bundaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Bunda com bundaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Que nojo dessa pessoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
We already have Mulher Melancia, Valeska Popozuda, BBB's... seriously, that's enough trash for one country, Blohan, go away!!!

Happy Friday, ya'll!!

@chumsley, Yeah, completely wrong, you can have her, she's all yours!!! :)

@dia, Hiiiiii sweetiee!! I know you'd remember me, lol!! Really, couldn't she choose a more fitting place, say, like the middle of the ocean?

I'm pretty sure that if she comes she'll go to Rio de Janeiro, so I'm pretty "safe" in my city. But if she comes here, I'll try to find which hotel she's in so that I can be caught in one of the paparazzi picture in the back, pretending that I'm throwing up, lol...

Yeah, I'm working, can't be here much, but I had to comment on this HORRIBLE person...

Mango said...

45 days to report?

45 days to party her ass off before she goes into rehab? What kind of bullshit is that?

feraltart said...

Dia, I have big boobs, they started sagging at 20. But at 43 I look way better in the face than Lohag.

chopchop said...

@feraltart, I have large breasts too AND I've had four kids ... no sagging yet! But I never ever go without a bra (even to bed) and I swear that's the reason. I'm almost 38 (eek!) and I look very young. I also am about 20 pounds overweight ... I say fat is my natural Botox. :-)

chopchop said...

Oops, hit return too soon and forgot to comment on the actual post.

Lohan's knees are callused from being on all fours for the constant ass to ass.

lc said...

Even Britney can pull this outfit off better than Lohag.

Erik said...

She looks horrible there. Her legs are gross.

dia papaya said...

I feel bad for my 40 year old comment. I am 39 myself and have noticed the Upper Deck Sag! Gravity happens! But at 27??? Come on!

I know I look much younger than her. Hell, my mom looks younger than her!

chachi said...

She is the "before" to a non-existent "after". Actually, the after is probably just going to be a corpse. A corpse with really weird knees.

White lilly said...

http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/24/lindsay-lohan-brazil-rehab/

It's true. I'm gonna puke.