Thursday, March 21, 2013

Miley Cyrus Twerking In A Unicorn Suit

Yeah, I think the headline speaks for itself. Don't do drugs kids.

63 comments:

Merlin D. Bear said...

What? No closeup of the ring to show that all is still well in Miley-land?

smash said...

I really just see this as her being 19. Me and my friends would dress is stupid clothes and do similar silly dances. Thankfully social networking and video cellphones didn't exist.

Mitchellaneous said...

What the eff did I just watch?? Is this some kind of hillbilly mating ritual designed to lure Liam back?

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Does she not believe in undergarments?

Anon said...

White girls shouldn't twerk.

Mitchellaneous said...

@smash, my friends and I did things like that too, but we would have been embarrassed if anyone we knew saw it going on. Kids these days!

Patty said...

I don't think we should judge hillbillies by this twit. She's giving them a bad name.

Claritysk said...

Is it wrong that I liked her dance moves... I can't dance but she can lol!

Brian said...

14:58
14:59
15:00

Time's up, Miley.

VIPblonde said...

@Oopsy No she doesn't

Unknown said...

She's just a kid having fun. She can dance really well!

In other news, this FL escort tried to bite off a mans penis...

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/03/florida_escort_arrested_for_tr.php

Meanie Rhysie said...

Ah, hell, people!I'm 50 years old and I'd do this to get a laugh out of my best friend. ;) I wouldn't let anyone tape me, though or take pics.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Ah, hell, people!I'm 50 years old and I'd do this to get a laugh out of my best friend. ;) I wouldn't let anyone tape me, though or take pics.

GatorGirl said...

More Florida craziness? Why does it always have to be my people acting a fool?

Lucas said...

Yeah, she's like all 19 year-olds. If you need proof, see the entire "Call Me Maybe" and "Harlem Shake" YouTube oeuvre.

DewieTheBear said...

I thought the headline said "Miley Cyrus Tweaking in a Uniform Suit."

Just a matter of time ;)

XaosVale said...

Girlfriend should wear a bra! My 15 year old son dances like this. All in good fun

Sherry said...

I thought she danced really well. And I found it funny..Nothing wrong with acting a fool sometimes. Life is about laughing!

skimpymist said...

Go miley!!!

discoflux said...

Shit, Miley can dance.

I'm 35 and my friends and I get silly on wine, throw on wigs and mini skirts, and dance to Britney Spears' first album. It just doesn't end up on the internet. And I have my 80s dance that I do to "I'm Free" by Kenny Loggins to cheer up a particular friend. If you've never been this silly in your life, then you may have migrated here from the GOOP site.

Kloie said...

I agree that kids are weird. Everything is apparently YouTube, Twitter, or Instagram-worthy. I don't do any of those!

TheBarberLady said...

I thought this was hilarious plus she's got a little rhythm. I could totally see myself doing this pre-kids....or to embarrass my kids.

mikey said...

Having fun and laughing at herself, I don't see any problem with this. One of her better videos.

Karen said...

@Zee Noxgoddess, LOL!!! I love how casually you brought that up. Ohhhh, Florida women.

Dani said...

Rule #1 of Twerking

WEAR A DAMN BRA!

Gayeld said...

Liam, run.

Anonymous said...

Yes, you need to wear a bra when dancing, moving, walking, anything unless alone with your significant other.

Anonymous said...

No wonder Liam hopped on the first plane to Sydney.

califblondy said...

She dances really well, it was cute.

KPeony said...

@Zee: Aaaah WTFlorida!

RedHeadMed said...

Love the GOOP comment!

The Real Dragon said...

Smack that, all on the floor. Smack that, give me some more. Smack that, 'til you get sore. Smack that, oh ooh

KPeony said...

I still dance around the house like a fool and I'm 27. I just make sure I'm home alone because no one needs to see, except my dog. She judges me and looks at me with disgust while licking herself, which should tell you something about my moves.

Single Man in Love with Love said...

She has the ass of a 12 year old asian boy. Crazy that peeps find her attractive or talented but guess that's what 'Merica is all about.

JoElla said...

ahh KPeony! You keep dancing your ass off! When my cats look at me like that, I just tell them "You got thumbs?! NO? and keep on dancing!

Miley, hon about the bra.. I also had nice perky bewbs at 19. Cut to *mumble mumble* years and 3 kids later.. I still have perky bewbs, I just have to walk around the house with my arms up over my head and in the air now. Bras, it's a good thing.

I don't know about the rest of my poster friends here, but I am sooooooooooooooooooooo damn glad they didn't have cameras everywhere back in the 80's!

Jeneral said...

This makes her more likable to me.

Izzie said...

Dear 1990s, thank you for not having instagram, FB or Twitter. THANK YOU. Signed, Stupid Teenaged Izzie.

@KP & JoElla, they lick their nethers. My cat can give me all the side eye he wants, but I've caught him making out with my purse so I'm not offended at all. :b

trainrides said...

I wish I've got moves like her. Enty, this is why she is Hannah friggin' Montana.

Fairmaiden327 said...

Loved it.

FrenchGirl said...

i did the same silly stuff when i was 17 in my bedroom

Anonymous said...

this has made MY DAY!!!!!
its silly, hilarious, cringe worthy..its freaking awesome

Anonymous said...

this girl is slowly moving into my #1 white girl friend in my head. I want to save her, beat up her evil boyfriend, throw away her drugs and sing in a costume with her

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

What the holy fucking hell did I just see?
This is insanely awesome.
Great for Miley and her lack of self embarrasemente for this video.

ethorne said...

Uhh, who hacked my phone in 1998?

KellyLynn said...

Hilarious, but I still think she must've lost a bet.

bloggerlikefrogger said...

I think it's great that she chose to wear the unicorn suit vs dressing slutty. Good for her.

Kelly said...

Loved it! That girl's got moves!

crila16 said...

This girl certainly does have the moves. She's a little needy for attention, but you got to give her an A for creativity and keeping herself in the limelight.

With that being said, I totally want to go clubbing with her.

Anna V. Xol said...

Ohhhh, so that's how you do that!

It's cute. At least she doesn't take herself too seriously. Very funny. I've done dumber shit sober. Just spent three days walking around with the uv protection stickers on my sunglasses.

Unknown said...

Highfreakinlarious! She does entertain!

Unknown said...

Yep, I see a girl who is still a teenager having fun and being goofy. To be honest, I haven't seen Miley do much that is odd for her age. I never understood all the dramatic reactions to her haircut as if she had done the Britney Spears shaved head thing. It is a short haircut, that doesn't mean she was having a breakdown. I think her hair looks cute, actually.

Also, this kid has talent. Her version of Jolene is incredible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw

NaughtyNurse said...

Now there is a woman who is mature enough to get married if I ever saw one!

Anonymous said...

Get it Miley.......

TuesdayAdams said...

Lol. Go Miley! A lot better than I expected.

JSierra said...

I didn't see any twerking here, work on your moves girl! But my friends and I definitely have dance parties like this. I however would not want anyone but my friends to see it. We weren't even on drugs most of the time we were doing this either, and we did a lot of drugs. Yeesh what does that say about us.

This song is also pretty catchy.

I am slowly becoming a Miley lover again. She turned me away with the P!NK/Gwen 'do, but she is slowly reeling me back in.

JSierra said...

dragon I feel you creepin, I can see it from my shadow

Michael said...

She can dance pretty well. No idea about the outfit. I appreciate the lack of undergarments though :)

Unknown said...

Highest rated SNL episode last season, highest rated episodes of Two & A Half Men since early seasons, 14 million Twitter fans, just covered Cosmo. She's nowhere near the end of her fame. And, Miley will be 21 in a few months, ya'll, not 19. :)

Carol said...

Wow. I read all the comments before watching the video. Expected to see huge jugs flopping in slow motion. Why all the hate directed towards her body? She's beautiful, she's young, she takes care of herself, she enjoys being in her own skin. Shouldn't that be celebrated and maybe emulated, instead of trying to tear her down?
I am rooting for this girl.

Carol said...

Though having read them again, it cheers me to see that the majority of comments are positive. There will always be naysayers :)

paula said...

I think it's cute! She's a good dancer.

Lisa said...

I abso-freaking loved it! Girl got some moves and it looks like she was having fun and that is all that matters. She will be 21 in just a few months and should enjoy life.
Also I want the unicorn outfit lol.

Lioness70 said...

Nothing to see here but some good old silly teenage fun.

I remember shaking it in front of my full-length mirror before I went to a party, to Paul's Boutique, of all things. Thank the Lord no one was there with an iPhone.

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