Saturday, April 13, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2012

This celebrity sibling says that she will be going out every night and making sure she wears as little as possible for the foreseeable future to take advantage of the renewed interest in her B list sibling who gets photographed everyday. The celebrity sibling who has not done much lately knows she can get her career jumpstarted again by going out and doesn't care that she is using the fame of her sibling.

Ashlee Simpson

34 comments:

Merlin D. Bear said...

Guess it's time for plan B

PuggleWug said...

She's always been riding on the coattails of Jessica. I don't know why this was a blind.

ABlake said...

She sure has Puggle. The only time she even blipped the radar was her screw up on SNL.

Alicia said...

As soon as I read the first half of the first sentence I knew who this was. Hey Ashlee, why don't you just take your scantily clad self on over to another fast food restaraunt and offend a few more people?
This trick ( to paraphrase Michael K ) is nĂºmero uno on my most disliked celeb list.

just curious said...

She needs a sex tape.

warecat said...

Is it just me or does anyone else wish the reveals were actually good? There all bs we already knew. At least their recent, ill give them that. I was so done with reveals that were like 5 yrs ago.

Meanie Reese said...

I knew this one, too!


@Alicia: dare I ask who number one is?

HannahBanana said...

I hear she's a mayjah freak, I'd be willing to bet Someone has one.

Anna Nonymous said...

I too am hankering for some great reveals, Asslee always disappoints.

T. E. Cuz said...

snooze.....

ashlee used to be pretty. her new song is weird. she might have more success imitating her sister (classic style, feminine, approachable, embracing motherhood) instead of rebelling oh so much with the going out, coke, weird style, never being seen co-parenting......

Cee Kay said...

She "knows she can get her career jumpstarted again"? Well, there was a guess that missed by a mile.

@Reese - Alicia did say that Ashlee is number one on her list. :)

Anotheramy said...

I thought the January reveals were amazingly juicy.
This one is blah, using someone elses fame to get yourself noticed is as old as Hollywood.

__-__=__ said...

Asslee didn't exactly hit the gene pool lottery. With her father she is lucky to cross the street safely. Don't expect any hard work, or logic, from her.

.robert said...

People just can't appreciate anything. You used to get one blind a day, no weekends and FFF was a rare special occasion.

Gypsy said...

I didn't know coke whore was a career. Crazy Hollywood.

Chrissy Buns said...

I think we can call this a 'big fat duh' blind, lol...

Blondie! said...

Call me crazy, but I kinda feel sorry for the poor thing.
She got pushed into the limelight before she was ready-talent-wise and intellectually.
Her father looked upon her like another cash cow.
It's no wonder that she's doing what she does now.
Maybe she should never have recorded any music in the first place. Or maybe she should have more time to develop as an artist and a person.

Mooshki said...

Hey, complainers, why don't you go hang out on one of the other sites that regularly reveals blind items?!

Sherry said...

Now now, Mooshki. Be sweet.

Personally they're ALL good reveals because I never get them the first tome. Hahaha.

Much Like Alicia I loathe this coke whore #1. She has no discernable talent except perhaps for being a mayjah freak. White Oprah should be booking her as well.

Robert said...

I wasn't aware that Ashlee actually ever had a career, other than trying to cling to her sister's coattails. And Jessica never had much of one either, other than for those who groove on so-called "reality show" trash.

Del Riser said...

What career? If I were Jessica I would be embarrassed by, and sick of this see-thru wearing anal wart of a sister papping herself out on my coattails. She is not good Aunt material.

MadLyb said...

That worked really well. The only, ONLY reason anyone even knows who she is, is because of her sister. Between the McDonald's tape and the SNL "performance", and the marriage to Pete Wentz, she was over before she even started.

MadLyb said...

I agree with everyone chiding the whiners. If blind items were cheesecake, I'd be 300 lbs because of Enty. He is a blind item machine.

Krissie said...

The problem with Ashlee's plan is, it is hard to ride on the coattails of someone who is only famous for things like gaining a lot of weight and making stupid comments. That's a very C-list kind of fame. It's not like Ashlee is the sister of a major movie star.

Surrender Dorothy said...

Thank you Krissie! Well said!

ureallyannoyme said...

Good for Ashlee for recognizing the opportunity. It's better than selling gossip a la the Lohan's. Her sister was apparently attempting to gain the most weight ever during the history of homosapien pregnancies so she goes out nearly naked. I have no issues with this.

Izzie said...

I heard of Ashlee before Jessica because she was on that 7th Heaven show and Television w/o Pity always called her "Asslee with a big sister." Ah the days of innocence.

katydid said...

Can't stand Asslee. Glad her plan didn't work out, she's not good for public consumption. A boring fame/coke whore. I wish Jessica would cut her off she needs some tough love.

Redd said...

Parasites always fall off after awhile.

Alicia said...

Kate Hudson gained a shit ton of weight when she was preggo but I don't recall everyone rousing her for it. Lots of women learn ( like Kate and Jess ) their first pregnancy " eating for two " isn't exactly accurate. I'm not a huge Jessica fan by any means, but the hate seems a little much.

Mango said...

The only, ONLY reason anyone even knows who she is, is because of her sister. Between the McDonald's tape and the SNL "performance", and the marriage to Pete Wentz, she was over before she even started.

Maybe that's why she acts like such an asshole all the time.

dee123 said...

Is she even in her son's life anymore?

FrenchGirl said...

i don't see Ashlee Simpson since a long long time and i don't know her except she's a Simpson

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