Monday, April 08, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

Another day, another Jessica Alba bikini photo from St. Barts.

Jack Black drops his pants for Bob Saget. The next part might be slightly uncomfortable.
Jessica Simpson shows off the baby bump and the first baby.
Justin Timberlake and Kiefer Sutherland talk golf and Christmas trees.
Jay-Z must be chain smoking cigars in Cuba. he has not had one not in his hand.
Katie Holmes tries to hold her skirt down.
Kellan Lutz and his girlfriend at LAX.
AnnaLynne McCord at JFK.
Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend show off their Hammbones.

46 comments:

Izzie said...

Curse you, Jessica, and your theft of the hot genes!

I love Jack Black for School of Rock alone. Loved him before but SoR sealed the deal.

Ugh, Katie and her booties. Girlfriend needs to consult with her daughter's stylist.

MontanaMarriott said...

And who says money can't buy love @the Marc Jacob pic

I am curious as to what permissions Bey and Jay got from the State Department to visit Cuba or did their close friendship with our President have something to do with it.

Nellie said...

Jessica Simpsons man looks like such a schlub.

Alicia said...

JT and KS look like they're holding hands!

I just saw Jack Black in a movie called Bernie on Netflix this weekend ( oh the joys of bedrest! ) and it is really worth checking out. Shirley McClain is perfect in it!

Jess looks great, as usual this round.

Get a room Marc Jacobs! Then invite me to watch please! Rrrrwwwow!

StewMcG said...

Montana, it's not illegal to travel to Cuba if it's for professional and/or educational purposes. My ex-FIL has taken a couple of photography classes that resulted in weekend trips to Havana with no problem. If Bey and Jay are planning on doing a concert in Cuba, they'd meet the "rule" with no problem (i.e. they're musicians and holding a concert would be a "professional purpose" for their trip.) Now do I think that's the only reason why they're there? No.

Unknown said...

@nellie: I thik he and Britney speas' ex are the same person

Izzie said...

@Alicia, how much longer on the bedrest? Sending positive vibes across the river!

Jess has pregnancy hair. Pregnancy hair is AWESOME.

MontanaMarriott said...

Thanks for the info @Stew

skimpymist said...

Beyonce is imitating African royalty with her hair. In her mind she must really think she's "Queen Bey".

Agent**It said...

The Carters were licensed by the U.S. Treasury Dept to travel to Cuba.

califblondy said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

msgirl said...

Izzie - but nobody told me afterwards it would fall out in clumps!

Justin and Kiefer? That's such an odd pairing!

msgirl said...

Oh and yet MORE Jessica Alba, what is it with Enty?

Anna Nonymous said...

Alba's bod is so bleh, not even enough energy for blah, just bleh.

canadachick said...

i am convinced Katie Holmes shows at beyondtherack website. I swear those boots have been on there for 19.99 all winter

Gayeld said...

@canadachick. I'm convinced that Tom Cruise hated those boots and Katie continues to wear them just to "in your face" him. That's the only thing that explains why they haven't been burned yet.

crila16 said...

I think Alba looks bleh too. I never ever understood the hooplah over her. I just don't find her that attractive. She's cute, but she's far from gorgeous. I'm not impressed...though, she looks decent for a woman who has had 2 babies. I'm sure working out 5 hours a day to lose all the baby weight helped.

Kelly said...

Add me to the list of Alba BLAH. Her body is not curvy, it's straight.

figgy said...

ICall Surgical Intervention On Alba's Body. Tummy Tuck.

Soft Talker said...

@skimpymist, while I'm pretty indifferent to Bey...the hair thing doesn't bother me. I currently have my hair in braids and the high crown bun is one of my go to hairstyles - super easy to execute!

MrWolf said...

Shenanigans. If you don't find Alba hot, who do you find hotter?

Come on now, she might be a miserable person, but she's not getting acting roles because of her talent, she's objectively a hot woman.

Agent**It said...

Gayeld, wonder if Katy knows..."Where's Shelly?"

ForSure said...

How is a woman going about her daily life 'showing off' her baby bump? Posting pictures to twitter with your shirt up is showing off, walking around on your regular errands is not.

Jessica Albleh, according to some. ;)

Gayeld said...

@Agent. If she does her non-disclosure agreement isn't going to let her tell us about it.

Sherry said...

I'm betting Bey has her hair up like that because it's humid as hell in Cuba and it's got to be a frizzy mess otherwise. I know mine would be.

Wow Jacobs has an mazing bod as does his boyfriend. He might actually be giving Jon Ham a run for his money there.

I have loved Jack since that record store movie. Jeez what's the name of it? Too lazy to go to IMDB. Oh yeah "High Fidelity". He was awesome as was John Cusak..Who BTW, was also awesome in "The Paperboy".

Izzie said...

@Sherry: "Get your patchouli stink OUTTA MY STORE!"

GatorGirl said...

Why does Jessica Simpleton always carry a ginormous overnight bag with her? Is she going to a sleepover?

O'Really said...

Jessica Simpson needs to style Kim Kardashian. Girl knows how to dress a pregnant body.

I thought Suri would've burned those boots by now.

All about Eve said...

Agree about Katie's boots, they need to go!

Jessica is a very attractive woman, don't like her acting but I gotta give her that.

Jessica Simpson looks cute.

OneGirlRevolution said...

MrWolf...ITA. Objectively, Jessica Alba is really hot.

And I agree that this go-around, Jessica Simpson is a super cute every-pregnant looking woman.

S.joy said...

@skimpymist or maybe she's just wearing braids because they're easy to take of and cute... I wear braids when I go on vacay as do many other black women.

Jenn said...

My hair got super long when I was pregnant, as did my nails, from the vitamins I guess. It didn't fall out but my nails went back to normal. I think Jessica Simpson looks cute pregnant and dresses normally, not in jacked up leather, or whatever the K-Ho thinks is cool maternity wear.

Pip said...

Alicia, if you haven't yet, hook yourself up with The Wire on netflix. My husband and I spent our weekends holed up inside, watching episode after episode a few summers back. Dexter is a must see. I heard Fringe is on netflix too, awesome show, I must say. Ooh Strangers with Candy too. The humor is so twisted, you'll either love it or hate it.

I wish I could have a marathon of awesome tv now..

Pip said...

I'd imagine Beyonce's hair is easier to maintain then some other styles we're used to seeing her wear. Who wants to spend extra time wrangling with their hair on vacation?

Is it the norm to get a license from the US Treasury to go to Cuba?

ForSure said...

Jessica Simpson probably carries a big bag wherever she goes because she has a small child that she carries extra things for.

Sunny said...

Hmmm, another Alba cute bathing suit. Hmmm, hmmm, hmmmmmm. . .


wink

Soft Talker said...

@S.joy aren't braids a dream on vacay? I've begun wearing them more often again...love!

@PuggleWug I went to Cuba with permission of the US Treasury/State Department. It was really a great experience. I went for educational reasons - in my case an afrocuban music/dance course.

poovey-tunt said...

There is no such thing as "objectively hot." There is no way for hotness to be "uninfluenced by emotions or personal prejudices." There are always going to be reasonable, non-jealous, non-grudgy people with good eyesight and good taste who simply don't find that "objectively hot" person hot.

(Sorry, I've seen objectively used incorrectly approximately a thousand times in the past couple weeks. I've hit critical mass on the subject.)

S.joy said...

@Soft Talker omg yes! So convenient and your hair is always "done" without actually having to do anything to it. Perfect vacation hairstyle!

Kloie said...

My husband went to Cuba (Guantanamo Bay, actually), but was escorted by the State Dept. It was for work several years ago.

Bey & Jay, not sure what their educational or work-related purpose could be.

Mango said...

I think Alba's adorable. Dumb as a box of rocks, but adorable. She's said to be nice, too.

Tatyana said...

@GatorGirl said...
"Why does Jessica Simpleton always carry a ginormous overnight bag with her? Is she going to a sleepover?"

So you got no idea how much stuff has to be carried around for a baby but get to call another woman "simpleton"?

Surrender Dorothy said...

Yay I love good Netflix recommendations! Already had Bernie on the queue, need to add The Wire and Dexter. If you haven't seen House of Cards yet I highly recommend it - it's fantastic!

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Geez I'd love to be as "bleh" as Jessica!!

Laura said...

I get how these celebrities get back in shape using a trainer, personal chef, etc. But how do they avoid getting stretch marks? It seems like none of them get them!

TotallyDistracted said...

What am I missing about the Christmas tree comment on the JT and KS photo?

And dang, is that real on Marc Jacobs' boyfriend?

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