Friday, April 12, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Every Meme ever. I encourage you to blow it up and check it against your internal Meme list.

Miranda Kerr and Flynn out again. This seems strangely similar to a photo of the pair I posted yesterday. I really need to stop drinking so early.
Matthew M shows off his new spray tan in Austin.
Robert Downey Jr brings out the lederhosen for his appearance with the Goopster.
Amanda Seyfried tries out the optical illusion pantsuit. Does it work as well as the dress?
Simon Cowell lets his date make her own way out of the car. He really only does care about himself.
Shakira and her son at The Voice set.
Sean Lowe at DWTS.
Sienna Miller in NYC.
Tom Brady in Brentwood buying magazines. Porn?

52 comments:

Izzie said...

This is like a set of Monday pictures!! At least we have a side view of RDG and a really cute little kid.

Cowell pic, Gah, dbag.

nevermindthat said...

RDJ can even make Lederhosen look good; I wish he could have that same effect on Goop.

I'm going to steal a page from Amanda Bynes and say I want RDJ to murder by vagina. There needs to be crime scene tape when we're done.
Law & Order SVU will need to make an appearance.

Sorry people it's one of those Fridays

Barton Fink said...

I think a good date with Simon is one where you get a cash tip on top of the agency fee.

greenmountaingal said...

Tom Brady looks like a Ken Doll there.

Miranda Kerr's jeans look really uncomfortable, but her son is cute.

I love Matthew McM. I don't care that he's a dirty stoner. He's just so cute and charming.

Gwynnie looks uncomfortable with RDJ.

T. E. Cuz said...

shakira and son look so cute!

i think goop looks very pretty here. love the outfit.

cowell is super unlikable.

mizzoutiger76 said...

Flynn is one cute kid.

MontanaMarriott said...

Ok, maybe because English is not my first language but can someone tell me what a MEME is?

Alicia said...

I could use a baby Flynn pic every day!

Matthew M just needs to say no to the extra bronzes option in his mystic tan - makes a world of difference

Haha Barton - I was going to say " well he already paid her for the night, does he have to pretend to be a gentleman on top of it? " - you can see Simons machismo from across the country

BearTalks said...

I always thought Simon is gay...

MontanaMarriott said...

That Flynn kid is too friggin adorable, everytime I see him he is always smiling. Are his pics photoshopped or what?!!? lmao

Izzie said...

@gmg, she inhaling RDJ's scent. Wouldn't you? :b

Izzie said...

*she's!

Kowalski said...

Tom is at my favourite news stand in LA County. What, you don't care where I buy magazines?

Jessi said...

oooh did anyone guess Siena for the MIA actress who has the scoop on an A+ actor.

Flynn is adorable!

And that picture of Simon and date makes me want to vomit, not only because he looks disgusting, but a man that is not a gentleman is no man for me!

Tempestuous Grape said...

Ewwww, Simon is so gross.

Julie said...

Amanda's outfit makes her head look HUGE!

auntliddy said...

Amandas outfit totally works.

Rox (used to be Roxxx) said...

The only thing I like about Miranda Kerr is her kid, and I think she milks that for all it's worth.

Wendy Davis said...

How bad can Goopy be if RDJ likes her?

YoMismo said...

@MontanaMarriott English is not my first language, either, but a meme is something that spreads widely via the internet. Wikipedia has a good entry even telling the story that it's some concept invented in the seventies. I put the link because you'll understand better reading it than my precarious English.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme


You can go to the wikipedia in your language from here(left bar in the page) if you prefer.

Speakeasy Jane said...

Simon looks like he's modeling for the cover of a romance novel.

T. E. Cuz said...

@montana, a meme is a type of joke, usually with a photo or a video.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/popular is a good place to research well-known memes.

Wendy Davis said...

I kinda care. Especially if you can verify if they even sell porno mags there. :)

Wendy Davis said...

Flynn & Xander two of the cutest celeb babies!

MM: a bit too late in the game to get a fake tan. His skin is probably too sun damaged to fully repair.

dragon said...

Matthew looks good.

Kowalski said...

They have a few, but the harder stuff is at the indoor shops. This one is all open air. Probably he's just buying Model Trains Monthly.

msgirl said...

Matthew has never appealed to me at all, and he looks terrible here.

Flynn is one happy kid!

I think memes are fascinating depictions of popular culture.

All about Eve said...

@nevermind, lmao!!

Meanie Reese said...

Simon is just gag-worthy. Look at the look on his face! Ick! Nast! ;(

I never tire of seeing RDJ. ;)

Anna Nonymous said...

I'm telling myself that he's giving her a hello kiss, on the cheek, the way that fancy people do: " Hello dahling!
So Wondaful to seee yuuuu again.... Yuuu look mahveluss as usualll, kiss, kiss.. MMmmmm! What IS that fantastic fragrance? I LOVE it! And what a nice glow you have, just back from your hideaway in the Hamptons? So and so and I have GOT to go, I am just DYING for some r and r, can you text me the number of that agent you all used? LOVELY to see you again, it's been too long!" (( muttering to friend..." I really hate that bitch, did you see that purse? "

Anna Nonymous said...

Not sure why RDJ is wearing Lederhosen, but whatever he wants to wear is fine by me. They must be in a germanic country.

lauren said...

Where is the Ryan Gosling/Hey Girl meme? I looked... and looked..

curlyhairslacker said...

Tom is super hot in his uniform. Here, eh.

Shakira's baby is pretty cute in that picture.

Pogue Mahone said...

Matthew is ORANGE!!

Amy said...

Amanda's head looks totally photoshopped. Seriously. I thought it was photoshopped onto the body.

nevermindthat said...

They're in Munich

nevermindthat said...

Anna LOL! Yes exactly I can picture him saying that to Goop

Wendy Davis said...

They went out to a bar afterwards. Pic in DM.

Sherry said...

Amanda's head looks gimormous!

That little babay Flynn is all sorts of adorable.

Matthew isn't looking so hot to me. He was very good in "The Paperboy" though. And there was a terrific ass shot at the end.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for the explanation of a meme. I could never figure it out even by reading Wiki.

God why? You've made Shakira talented, super smart (seriously a genius IQ), hot body and gorgeous. AND a humanitarian. And her little bundle is a sweetie pie!!

Ahhhh, here come the reveals. Sean, Sienna?

babo said...

I watched Killer Joe this week with Matthew McConnaughy. He made me lust like never before (there s a naked scene). Matthew you have a new fan for life.

Robert said...

@Montana: Just out of curiosity, what IS your first language?
That meme picture sent me on a Youtube trip down memory lane, from the the Star Wars kid (the first viral video I remember) to the Numa Numa guy to Chris Crocker to Antoine Dodson to Sweet Brown...good times!

Cee Kay said...

I did not get that Internet meme thing.

Optical illusion pantsuits. Because actresses don't look skinny enough.

rocaco said...

We'll do it live! Love it.

rocaco said...

We'll do it live! Love it.

rocaco said...

We'll do it live! Love it.

Della said...

@bago-was the movie any good?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@babo - Killer Joe was so damn good. Love that 'KC Fry.'

car54 said...

Shakira's baby is so cute! I like her on The Voice.

Simon looks like he needs a size bigger shirt.

Goop was on The Chew today cooking with Mario Batali--she was actually not very annoying. Mario was annoying tho--he was really playing up to her.

nevermindthat said...

Wendy I saw the pics in Just Jarred; I thought it was a restaurant which I'm sure had a bar. RDJ looked a little more manly.

Unknown said...

Those are some brutal Dad pants on Tom Brady.

PugsterMom said...

Simon = Total douchebag

Goodnight said...

No longcat? No Chris-Chan. Boo. I thought for sure there'd be a Guy Fawkes mask too but I didn't see one. I know too many memes.

Shakira's baby so so freaking adorbs.