Friday, May 31, 2013

How Did Amanda Bynes Get To Buffalo?

You know what I think would be way more interesting than watching some choppy video of Amanda Bynes at a trampoline park in Buffalo? Talking to the person who took Amanda to Buffalo. Last I checked, Buffalo is a good 400 miles from New York City. It is highly doubtful Amanda took a plane because someone would have spotted her in the airport. The same holds true for a train. That means someone drove her there and drove her back? Where is that person? I would love to know what was discussed on a six hour drive there and a six hour drive back. Does anyone know if she spent the night? Are we sure it is Amanda? It just seems random to show up at a trampoline park in Buffalo and stay for an hour and then leave. Is she just going to pop up in random cities now? If so, that would be pretty cool.

23 comments:

Vera L- said...

apparently she shuffled off...

f281561 said...

If she has a disposable income I am sure where there is a random desire there is a way. And a person willing to be paid.

Cathy said...

A "fan" recorded a conversation they had with her in the streets of Buffalo and she was insisting that they weren't in Buffalo. Very odd behavior.

loopymommy said...

Too funny!

sandybrook said...

If she left from the airport up by Westchester or the one out on LI no one would have seen her and its about an hour thrum JetBlue or SW. Not impossible or unlikely even.

LottaColada said...

Paris, Britney and Lindsay dropped her off.

FSP said...

Lol@Lotta.

Kels said...

For some reason I don't wanna put Brit in the same category as Paris and Lindsay! Lol I'm being ultra sensitive but Britney just doesn't seem like a joke anymore.

Topper Madison said...

Maybe she jumped in a car and drove herself? Just a thought.

Robert said...

I like Enty's idea. Maybe Bynes could just start popping up outside people's windows like a cute little jack-in-the-box. There could even be a reality show about it.

DewieTheBear said...

"What about the breathing, the panting? The moaning, the screaming?"

"Fake, fake. Fake, fake."


Sounds like someone recognized her act was getting a bit stale and needed a way to renew interest in it.

AudreyHempburn said...

I laughed the first time someone said she had multiple personalities - I mean that is such a rare diagnosis more prevalent in the movies than real life - but her behavior grows increasingly indicative of dissociative identity disorder. "Those aren't my toes. I don't own a brown wig. I wasn't in Buffalo. I didn't throw anything out the window. I LOVE Rhianna and didn't send those hateful tweets." When the whole flippin world knows better. If this is her attempt to emulate Joaquin Phoenix's made for tv meltdown, she has surpassed him. Girl seems truly batshit cray.

Meander said...

My money's on her wandering into the Port Authority and getting on the Megabus.

DewieTheBear said...

@Audrey, yet she has the presence of mind to delete those Tweets. Not delete her Twitter entirely, just in case said mysterious hacker uploading pictures of wigs she doesn't own or making racist comments about Rihanna strikes again.

And remember that the real "Sybil" admitted her multiple personalities were fake. She did it for... attention, to give an audience (in this case, the shrink to whom she was attracted) what it wanted.

Anna Nomys said...

It's because she's afraid of the NYPD probably and thinks that they're out to get her. paranoia will destroy ya, A man-duh. she thinks that she needs to lose weight and has an eating disorder? She looks like a coat rack smuggling water balloons. Where does she find those wigs? Now all she needs is a stick on handlebar mustache and she'll be completely incognito!

Count Jerkula said...

WOW, Miss Mandy. For such a slender girl, your sweater meat is massive. Natural, soft, pillowy beauty. I hope you share some vacation pics from the Buffalo Motel 6's Bathroom.

You probably can't get into Canada with your recent arrest, but being held up and turned away at the border could be some good press. Could probably add that to the pain and suffering on the impending NYPD lawsuit.

Stay sexy, Sweetness.

bflogurl said...

I'm From Buffalo- no reports that she spent the night. Takes about 6 1/2 hours in decent traffic to NYC. But the owner of Sky Zone did go on record saying she seemed "normal"... uh??

Derek Harvey said...

awh let the girl jump on a trampoline in peace for a few hours. Its the most normal thing shes done in months. She may be trying to relocate far from her parents who are chasing her down to help her. That may be why she is claims "not to be in Buffalo' she wants the freedom to go off the rails without interruption.

SophiaB said...

Which does not mean that DID is fake. My husbands daughter was molested and had a tough road reintegrating but her alters were totally real and inaccessible to her main personality. Her molester abused her and the daughter he had with my husbands ex wife. Do not let the media tell you this is a fake condition. It is very real and is deliberately caused. There is a system to make it happen.

auntliddy said...

Ahud-agree. She needs a 5140 or whatever it s that gets her in in looney bin while her parents help straighten out her life.

nudibelle said...

did she purposely go to buffalo just for trampoline purposes
how did she even know it was there
did she go for wings

i dont think shes crazy

Freya said...

At least she's not hanging out in dressing rooms anymore.

Jenn said...

D.I.D. Is real, but rare, though. I joked about her having a wig for each personality,but, it makes some sense. If Amanda does have this, and molestation were the reason, I feel sorry for her, but help is available.