Thursday, May 30, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

I know it is probably the wind, but with Kim Kardashian, you just never know if it is a stunt.

After seeing how much weight Keanu Reeves has gained, perhaps he should be riding a bike instead of a motorcycle.
Amy Adams grabs lunch for herself.
Minnie Driver goes pink.
Mark Hamil goes for fast food. Looks like he goes for it as much as I do.
If you have not seen this Milla Jovovich living art thing she is doing in Venice, Google it. I don't like living art usually, but this is really good.
Two more people than will probably actually watch The Internship.
Penelope Cruz shows her love for The Rolling Stones.
Peter Facinelli dances with his daughters.

46 comments:

nevermindthat said...

Fat or skinny I will always have a thing for Keanu.

Don't know what's wrong with my vision today but I thought Milla Jovovich was Steven Tyler in that pic

UknowIT said...

P Cruz is adorable.Milla and Amy=Gorgeous. Kim is many things, but I'm guessing probably unable to summon wind to blow up her skirt at will.

AnonPLS said...

Yeah Enty that was very harsh about Keanu. So what if he gained a few pounds hes still super hot and will probably lose the weight in a month or two of going to the gym

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

Keanu doesn't need a bike, Mark Hamill does.

That wind moving Kimberly's skirt isn't exactly flattering because of her elephantiasic legs.

I can't stand pene cruz. I don't care is she is OK in a photo, she is a cunt, and most Spaniards know it.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

And when I write cunt, I mean "jerk", "dick" or whatever offending word you imagine, I don't care of her lower parts.

LottaColada said...

@nevermindthat- Same exact thought about Keanu.

George Glass said...

Can't stand Penelope Cruz either. She's so annoying. And not sexy.

Silly Girl said...

Peter creeps me out. Can't believe Jennie Garth married him. Yuck.

Count Jerkula said...

Adams

Jovovich

Driver (ugh)

When I look at the K-Trash pick, all I can see is them thighs and think "The Thunda From Down Unda."

Stylemaverick said...

Oh Kim. Ain't pregnancy gas a bitch?

Marieeee said...

Kim must really hate herself these days. I bet she hates looking that way.

Jaxxxy said...

Keanu is that crush you just never completely get over.

Robert said...

Jesus, Mark Hamill hasn't aged well, has he? Wow.

Jaxxxy said...

Love. This. Comment.

Anonymous said...

There is a God, evidenced by us not seeing Kim's.. .ugh ok I'll just stop there. I agree with you Marieeeee, that Kim must be flipping out about how she looks. never liked Keanu, I don't hate the guy, just never did it for me, sad Keanu is... eating his feelings.

auntliddy said...

I wld need proof if said c- ishness.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

I googled tree trunks to see if Kim came up in the search results...

Mr. Reeves looks hot tree trunks or not.

Mark Hamil is a round bush.




auntliddy said...

Saw the hamel pic elsewherei itwas disturbing- he went thru outdoor ashtray and picked out a buch of not too small discarded butts, sat in his car and smoked them. Fling butts out window. Then get fast food, eats it in car, and flings bag out window. There are pics of this. Disturbing behaviour-start of alzheimers? Mental disturbance? Or just plain cheap, sloppy and a litterbug. Dont know.

delete account said...

@Yo Mismo--thank you!!!!! I dont like Penelope Cruz either.

chopchop said...

@auntliddy ... Seriously?? Gross.

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter said...

If you zoom in really close you can see the baby's head...

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figgy said...

I Love Penelope Cruz! Named My Chihuahu/WhippeT After Her. HOw Is She A Cunt??

Yeah, KK's Legs Are mAmoose!

whocaresnow12 said...

If I wanted to see Milla try on different outfits I'd pick up a fashion magazine cira 1990.

hairydawg said...

Brenna's explanation squares with whast I thought re: KK power farts

hairydawg said...

Penny looks like a hot bitch a la Winona Ryder that pic. auntliddy I'd like to see those Hamill pics. Link?

CraftyGirl said...

Not defending the Trash, but defending my thighs (because they look kinda like hers) - I hope y'all are saying Kim's legs are HUUUUUUGE as in Hollywood-big, otherwise, I really need to get to get my average sized body to the gym.

warmislandsun said...

Wow, Kim looks swollen.

Keanu, yes and always. Point Break, anyone?

No mention of Vince Vaughn's girth? aND WHO KEEPS PAYING HIM TO BE IN MOVIES? (Caps error but it stays.)

I don't like Penny Cruz either, but I really love the movie Volver. I still rewatch it. I hate those nescafe espresso machine commercials, though.

__-__=__ said...

Kimmode's shank looks as big as my torso - and I need to loose weight. Those shoes barely strap up over her cankles. Pregnancy is no excuse for being a pig. She's showing her true self.

That's sad about Hammel. He must not have treated people well in his life to end up like this.

Love Penelope's Stones shirt!

Kelly said...

That's terrible about Hammil! WTF

califblondy said...

I love Penelope too and also that hunky hubby of hers.

Hazeldazel said...

Notice that even tho Kim's making a face, that her forehead and other parts of her face don't move? Yeah.

Count Jerkula said...

@crafty girl: Anything I say is meant to be hurtful towards the intended subject only, not human women.

Full disclosure: My thighs prolly just as big too. I'm pretty meaty all over, but especially through the hindquarters. I'd never make it in jail.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Yay, Mark Hamill!

He may not look particularly movie-ready, but he's still had a pretty good life in acting. Done a lot of Broadway and off-Broadway, movies, video games, and tons of cartoon voice-overs. Very talented guy, been married since 1978 and raised three down-to-earth kids.

Don't know what's going on about that smoking story, though, yuk!

Wen said...

UknowIT - She hired a peon to fan her for that photo. All planned.

anon said...

Trying to remember where I saw the Mark Hamill pictures - I didn't see the one's of him eating, but I definitely I saw the ones of him going through an outdoor ashtray picking out butts.

The Original CDAN Reader said...

Guys, I think the Mark Hamill story/photos were on the DM.

Kimmy’s cankles are ridick.

Why is Keanu in the random photos again for the 3rd time in 2 weeks? We don’t see him for years and now he’s popping up like a friggin’ Jack in the Box? The last noteworthy thing he did was the last time he was legitimately bangable: Something’s Gotta Give w/ Diane Keaton and THAT was 10 years ago! He must need some heat for a movie/project that’s coming out soon. If so, his peeps need to clean him up before they start pimping photos. Dude is a low rent version of his former hotness and these shots only exaggerate how far he’s fallen off. Neo, get thee to the gym. Whoa.

Sarah said...

Johnny Utah! Ahhhhhhh

auntliddy said...

So sorry i dont exactly remember! But pretty sure it was Daily Mail.

auntliddy said...

Cdan reader: Go forth and do not dis Keanu again. Ever! He is sacrosant.

Unknown said...

No love for Barbara Hershey? But she is the wind beneath Bette Midler's wings...

The Real Dragon said...

@neverMindthat Agreed

Brittany said...

It always bothers me a bit when people get on celebs about gaining weight. I honestly could not imagine if I gained weight and everyone that I did and didn't know came up to me and commented on it. My little heart would be broken. These people push themselves to the extreme to stay in "Hollywood condition". Sometimes they deserve to indulge and take time off.

Halfmad said...

I was just coming on here to say, Goddamn if the captions aren't weight-shaming every other celebrity today. A lot of us are fatter -- give it a rest.

Desiree said...

I wish Kim would finally concede that she looks fucking ridiculous and just go away with some dignity.

The Original CDAN Reader said...

@ Auntliddy LOL! Yes, Johnny Utah is precious. I actually think Enty hates Keanu or is pissed at him about something, like a 16 year old girl that tweets fugly photos of her ex BFF. These recent pix have been the absolute worst and he’s not promoting anything right now, so why post them? It hurts Keanu’s old fangirls! :-( Next we’ll get a shot of him eating a burrito on the john.

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