Thursday, May 30, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

Julianne Hough and Derek Hough head out to a concert last night.

Jennifer Lopez hangs on to the luckiest guy on earth, until she dumps him and he goes back to working at Burger King.
Jared Leto has a whole lot of hair.
Speaking of hair, I'm not seeing much body hair on Joe Manganiello.

Alicia Keys and not the best angle ever for a photo.
Kristen bell debuts her baby.
Kaley Cuoco debuts a great deal of her body for FHM.
Speaking of bodies, I'm pretty sure K-Fed has an extra one inside him.

35 comments:

LottaColada said...

I'm jealous of Jared Leto's perfect hair.

Hellllooo Manganiello!

MontanaMarriott said...

MMMMMMMMMM..JOEEEE

I can't believe Alicia K let her Proactive needing face be seen.

And I am sorry but either JLo has looooowwww self esteem or Casper must be hung like a horse or eat an amazing box for her to be whupped like that cus that chile is not cute at all

Count Jerkula said...

Spank, Spank, Spank, Penny. Spank, Spank, Spank, Penny. Spank, Spank, Spank, Penny :)

the Hough w/ female parts

Bell

YoMismo-RememberKermitGosnell said...

I have to be mad, but I would fuck J. Hough before K. Cuoco if she were into straight guys.
If you read me, miss Cuoco, I don't mean I wouldn't stick it into you, so call me if you want.

That Manganiello dude who I didn't know until today is a strong guy but the beard makes him look older than the only 36 years old he really is.

Freya said...

HELLLOOOOO JOE !!

Casper must be gorgeous on the inside. Maybe he doesn't beat and demean her like the other guys did.

That's reason enough for JLo to be smitten.

Or he has dirt on her.

trainrides said...

Now I'm gonna think "spank" whenever Sheldon knocks on Penny's door. Well, played, sir.

Jaxxxy said...

Mr J agrees with me: Joe M looks good. Or in Mr J's words: "I would give both my nuts to looks like that..." Irony is, he is pretty hot himself, and has that strong, manly build...

timebob said...

Jordan Catalano will never age, NEVER!

Anna Nomys said...

He's just K well fed, leave him alooooone! Let the man be porky in peace, he's not trying to make money off us liking and wanting him. He's a stay at home Dad, give him a break. Joe's alright, but not doing it for me. Julianne needs to find a bearding gig stat, either that or get her but over to the mediterranaen for yachting season. She could also try the real relationship and life route. She must have overplayed her hand with Seacrest. No way in hell is he going to let that little colgate hussy mess with his big money empire.

Anna Nomys said...

oh, and glad to see Catalano finally embracing his sexuality openly!

Sass71 said...

Count, you still need to be more specific on which Hough you are speaking of ;)

Mirame said...

Now, I want me some of that... Joe!

scratchy kitty said...

Its no mystery to me why J-Ho got Casper Smart--she bought him. "Low self-esteem" my ash. "Narcissist" is the truth.

Chris J said...

Is it just me or does Alicia look like she is missing a tooth?

Cee Kay said...

You know, I can't hate on K-Fed. Sure, he's a big boy, but so what? By all accounts he takes care of all his kids, and he could have made a mint off a Britney book but he hasn't. He's essentially useless, but harmless.

auntliddy said...

Jlo's casper shld watch Liberache movue, cos thats the road hes on.

figgy said...

Hee Hee @Sass

Count Jerkula said...

@Sass71: The one that was dating Ryan Sea.....that's not going to work either, huh? The one with the black shoes and skirt on in the pic.

@Yo Mismo: Penny gotta be a heck of a lot more fun than Hough. Only thing gonna feel dirty and used after a night w/ Hough is prolly yer wallet.

@trainrides: I been sitting on that for a while, hoping she'd make an appearance in the Randoms some day.

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trainrides said...

@Count And she's hopefully gonna appear again in the Reader Photos :)

Snootches said...

What are you talking about? Because of the hair? Because he's walking with his brother? 'Splain yourself....

warmislandsun said...

Joe is too ripped for my tastes. Plus, he always looks like, "Duh?" is the only thing going through his head.

Poor Alicia. Mean photo of a pretty girl.

Casper the Friendly Gnome earns his money. JLo is right behind Beyonce in believing the world revolves around her ass.

1Jazzimom said...

KFed has beautiful kids...that's all....

Renoblondee said...

I'm surprised it's lasted this long re JLo and her toy.
Julianne and Caley are both adorable and gorgeous!

Jessie said...

Hello Joe!

Federline is overweight but he also wears super baggy clothes. I don't think he's as big as we think.

noseygal48 said...

Yes joe!! Saving images now!!

califblondy said...

I got a soft spot for KFed after sharing duck farts with him and his crew at the beach. Nice, quiet, polite, the GF was a wild woman and funny as hell.

Joe is hawt. Seriously.

Oh JLo please kick that boy to the curb. He makes you look stupid and desperate.

Count Jerkula said...

@trainrides: She'd have to have CDAN written on her palm for me to believe it.

hothotheat said...

@Anna Nomys Jared Leto is walking with his brother, Shannon.

Damn, I love him :P

Aoife said...

I saw 30 Seconds to Mars in a concert on Sunday. Jared Leto is incredible, beautiful and doesn't seem to age at all. Astounding

lilo723 said...

I use to love Joe M., but then 2 of my friends met him at conventions (note: paid appearances) and he was rude to them. They said he acted like he couldn't be bothered. :(

Sarah said...

JLo is with Casper because the last several men she was with were powerful in their own ways and she wants to call the shots.
Especially after marrying a guy with a Napolean complex, you know Marc has one, those guys are the worst!
There were rumors that he was very controlling

Hegg said...

Is it possible to post a photo of Federline without the constant bully statements about his weight?
It's old.

Count Jerkula said...

@Hegg: I think "bullying" requires the person to notice and/or care. If him or any other celeb got 1/2 a brain, they don't give a flying fuck what we have to say.

Panda80 said...

I think JLo needs to ditch Caspy and beard for Derek Hough. He'd love the limelight and she can brag about how they're both artists and dancers.

My ex looks like Joe. People always ask me why I never got over him. Um, hello, have you seen him? It was like capturing a unicorn. I got to make wishes on its sparkly horn for a few years and then, poof! No more unicorn. After that, horses just aren't as fun.