Friday, May 31, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

Madonna hits the streets of New York. Did that tour thing of hers end? Kind of faded away into nothingness.

Mel B about to be on Extra. She says another Spice Girls album is not out of the question.
Miley Cyrus loves the attention. Tweets a photo of what looks like her in a wedding dress.
Minnie Driver goes for short dress while Kristin Davis wears what she has worn to every event for the past decade.
Natalie Portman back in LA from Paris.
Oprah gets an honorary degree from Harvard.
Prince Harry auditions for the role of James Bond.
Not sure what Parker Posey was thinking here. Wanted to bring her own sack for the sack race?
Rachel Hunter always looks so angry when she gets snapped, but inside she is loving that people recognize her.

51 comments:

The Real Dragon said...

Did Oprah Buy That Diploma?

hmm

greenmountaingal said...

I love Madonna. I don't care if she's a bitch. She's Madonfuckingna.

Like Oprah's ego needed to be stroked again...

Stacey's mom looks good.

I'm not gonna lie - I'd be down for another Spice Girls album.

camembert said...

What's with the nonsensical bitchass comment about Madonna? Who talks about a tour that ended 5 months ago? (Except perhaps her superfans eagerly awaiting its release this summer because it was her best concert since Blond Ambition or Re-Invention, OMG SQUEE can't wait!!!)

FalseProfit said...

Of course Oafrah bought that diploma. You think it's a cooincidence she's filthy rich and the greediest college in America decides to give her a degree? Puhleeeeez.

BTW, can we stop calling him 'Prince' Harry when it's pretty much common knowledge that he has zero royal blood?

scratchy kitty said...

WTF is up witj Madonna's hands? Has she got arthritis or something? My mom's 72 and has rheumatoid arthritis and her hands look better than Madonna's.
Honorary degrees are an insult to those of us who actually went to college and did the work. I know Pooprah (thats what Ive always called her) has a real college degree but still. There oughta be a law against this "honorary" shiz.
Prince Harry is spectacular, like always.
The rest of the pix are of people I couldnt give two farts for.

chopchop said...

Parker Posey can wear whatever she wants. She's awesome.

goddess. said...

Is it just me or is Minnie Driver in the pictures like everyday now? Is she doing something important?

@FalseProfit Harry is Charles' son. He is the spitting image of Prince Phillip and and his hair is a Spencer trait.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Prince Harry is definitely a royal. He looks just like grandpa! And I might add, he is aging quite well...

NapAssasin said...

Mom reveal for Kristin Davis or Natalie Portman?

Parker Posey. Don't you iron your sheets before you wear them? Tak tsk. But I love it!

Cecilia00 said...

I'll agree with everyone else who says Harry is pure royal. His facial features (especially the forehead area) are pure Mountbatten and the red hair is a Spencer gene, not from Hewitt.

ClearlyDisturbed said...

Funny to read others with the same wtf about Madonna tour. First, it ended in December as noted by others and second, it is #10 all time, and finally marks the second time in a 3 year span she was the number one selling tour. So what is this fade to nothing you speak of?

love/hate said...

I'm with Scratch Kitty-that hand looks bizarre. No hand like that I've ever seen!

And I'd be ok with Prince Harry as Bond. He's served in the military and is looking pretty rad.

KP said...

Yes Prince Harry! Yes all day and all night!

parissucksliterally said...

Kristen Davis has enormous calves, which is why she usually covers them in a dress like that- her calves don't match the rest of her body.

Ugh, Miley.

Marieeee said...

I would sell my soul, your soul and my Starbucks baristas soul to have lady lovin' with Natalie Portman.

Marieeee said...

Isn't he? I've always found it amazing that Will was the "attractive one" growing up, but Harry has certainly surpassed him as of late.

auntliddy said...

False, i personally dont believe ANYONE has this si called royal bloid.

eris hilton said...

I'm sorry but there's just no way this was written by a dude.

Renoblondee said...

I'm with everyone that honorary degrees make me stabby.

Layna Day said...

Madonna's a cool bitch.

Oprah is just a bitch.

The hypocrisy of it all would be funny if I had some humor about that topic.

Layna Day said...

Who gives a royal eff about an honorary degree? It doesn't impact my life not one little bit. If the school wants to hand them out by the dozen, why should I care? Get in where you fit in, I say.

If they're willing to hand you a piece of paper that doesn't mean jack squat, yay for you.

Uhhhh... said...

I'm just about Miley-d out. Aren't her 15 minutes up soon?

Sarah said...

Will's hairline is a thing of sadness, such a good looking man otherwise.
But I suppose if Will gets to be king of the castle, why not let Harry have all the fun with the family jewels?

ethorne said...

Madge your hands don't look a day over 85.

skimpymist said...

Mmmm prince ginge. Oprah will do anything to keep herself relevant and "humble" looking even if she has to buy everything.
Did anybody read that blind about scary spice and always giving her husband some back door fun with a strap on. I can't even look at her the same anymore.

Jessie said...

Woah! I can totally see the resemblance Lourdes has to her mum in that photo!

Harry has definitely surpassed Will but they're both still super cute.

Stephen Fry has received honorary degrees and he explores different facets of the world on his shows. I think in cases like that it's nice that he's rewarded for his research.

Lissette said...

How many celebrities have received honorary degrees this week alone????? It's getting ridiculous.

FingerBinger said...

I don't get the comment about Madonna. She had one of the most popular tours of the year.

megan00m said...

Madonnas hands are basically her picture of dorian grey.

yodelay said...

Is that a picture of Oprah getting teary-eyed over an HONORARY degree?!?!?! As in one she did absolutely no work towards and means zilch? Ugh. At least Eva Longoria has a real degree.

SkittleKitty said...

Am I the only one wondering if Rachel Hunter might be the rich woman with the multiple boyfriends/lovers? She would have money from her modeling days and divorce from Rod. And she does some acting (that I've never heard of), according to IMDB.

SkittleKitty said...

And she did reality TV: Rupaul's Drag queen thing and "She's Got the Look".

Stylemaverick said...

I'd like an honorary degree for working my ass off in and out of school. They annoy me since I *am* currently working hard for my education and raising a child at the same time.

Re: the comment about red hair- both parents have to carry the recessive gene. I'm not into red haired men myself, but I'd make an exception for Harry. I've always wanted a little girl with red curls.

Redd said...

Madge and Sarah Jessica Parker both have scary looking hands,but my, doesn't that black nail polish just distract the eye from those gnarly twisted man hands?

NaughtyNurse said...

Holy LEGS Minnie Driver! Bad shoes...great legs!

DewieTheBear said...

@False, you seem to have never seen a picture of young Prince Phillip. Harry is a ringer for his grandfather. Deal with it.

Panda80 said...

Minnie looks faboosh. I lived her on The Riches.

Prince Hot Ginge, so hot. So smexy. In the words of Adam Sandler, "want to touch the hynie"

FalseProfit said...

I love you guys, but I'm convinced ever since I saw the photo of the guy Princess Diana was cheating on Charles with back in the day. This James Hewitt guy looks exactly like Harry.

http://www.themortonreport.com/blog/prince-harry-and-james-hewitt-myth-revisited/


DixieTheNoble82 said...

@chopchop. ITA. Love her.

MadLyb said...

Madonna needs to be the one wearing fingerless gloves. See what steroids do to the hands? Otherwise she looks great in that pic.

Who woulda thought that Prince Harry would turn out to be the hot one. And he is definitely Charles'. The resemblance is uncanny.

Minnie looks great. Luvha!

MadLyb said...

And Oprah, stop with the false humility. She can buy a billion of those.

Wendy W said...

I'm puzzled by the hate for honorary degrees. It's common knowledge that it's just a gimmick and does not really reflect actual accomplishment in the vast majority of cases. That said, I love that my undergraduate school, Wellesley College, doesn't give them out!!

With respect to Prince Harry, I recently saw a video of the Royal family gathered on a balcony. Prince Harry and Prince Phillip were sharing a laugh over something. Harry absolutely looks like his grandfather and they have some similar mannerisms.

warmislandsun said...

Rachel - a blast from the past and still pretty.

Tyger Lilly said...

Parker Posey can wear whatever she wants - whenever I think of her I will always picture her character in Best In Show with those awful braces FREAKING OUT about the missing Busy Bee (if you haven't seen it, watch it - worth your time!).

The look on Oprah's face in that pic is one of genuine honor and pride, like she earned that degree. Harvard doesn't have any actual graduates of merit they could honor instead? They need the PR that kissing Oprah's a$$ can get them?

April Walsh said...

I don't have much of a problem with honorary degrees as long as they're given to intelligent people and Oprah definitely is that (even if I find some women put too much stock in what she says). I was tickled when Colbert got an honorary doctorate. In fact, he should get ten more!

Is it just me or is Miley putting anyone else in mind of Madonna circa 1987?

audrey said...

I am just thankful that Madonna remembered her pants this time.

Char said...

Harry would be an AMAZING Bond! I mean I have no idea if he can act, but how much acting really goes into those movies anyway?! They're all about the special effects, hot women and a hot man. And Harry certainly qualifies!

Rose said...

False, did you even read the article you linked to? Any lingering questions can be cleared up in that article straight from Hewitt's mouth, particularly when he started his affair with Diana Harry was already a toddler.

http://www.themortonreport.com/celebrity/royals/who-does-prince-harry-look-like/

He looks just like Charles in certain photos like the one above.

Count Jerkula said...

Miley

Portman

Davis

Topper Madison said...

Diana's affair with James Hewitt was years after Harry was born.

Scallywag said...

Is Minnie Driver wearing her first communion dress from 30 years ago?