Friday, June 14, 2013

Blind Item #4

This female B+ list celebrity/athlete with A list name recognition is learning the hard way that the person you cheated with is also likely to cheat on you with someone else. Of course, considering how much of a pain our B lister is to deal with, let alone date or be romantically involved with, it should come as no surprise that her boyfriend is out there playing the field or his trailer as much as he can when she is not around.

50 comments:

LottaColada said...

Danica?

canopener said...

One of the main agencies I use is going to cut me off tomorrow night at midnight if I don't pay their annual subscription price. So, it is with that in mind that I come to you and ask for your help in defraying some of this subscription cost. I appreciate the readers who have purchased ads and that has helped a great deal but I am still several thousand dollars short.

If you are so inclined I would greatly appreciate $5 or $10 or whatever you are able to donate between now and tomorrow night. I know many of you are suffering through the recession or are unemployed and I love being able to write for you and let you have a few minutes each day where you don't have to think about anything other than how many typos one blogger can make in a day.

Not to make this sound like a PBS pledge drive, but for those of you who donate $50, I will send you a copy of Amber Tamblyn's new book Bang Ditto when it is released or a copy of her older book Free Stallion and have her write in it whatever it is you want her to write.

In addition, whatever money is raised above the $6500 goal, I will donate it to a charity we can all vote on later in the week.

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/06/photo-licensing-fees-i-need-some-help.html

Audrey said...

Serena Williams and her Frenchman.

MollyMo said...

Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods

Donkey123 said...

Serena is an A easy. I'll go with Danica. She doesn't seem like the warm cuddly type.

jp said...

Is canopener/kympossible a rival gossip site that is in serious need of readership? We get it -- you got burned by some Amber Tamblyn poetry book you ordered but never rec'd. And you probably paid for Enty's other requests. That kind of proves the "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me" saying in your case.

You don't need to let us know how foolish you are; we already know that.

yodelay said...

@canopener. Truly, no one cares. Get over it. Go back under your bridge.

Dasha said...

Lindsey Vonn FTW

Katie Cunningham said...

Can this be anyone but lindsay vonn???

What is this canopener person posting about????

Renoblondee said...

But Tiger wasn't with anyone when he hooked up with Lindsay was he?
I'll say Danica.

Anna Nonymous said...

Canopener is the one and only, same, obnoxious, horny, foul mouthed troll from a couple weeks(?) (month?) ago, that didn't get hugged enough as a child (or something) and is taking it out on Enty for, um, I guess, disapointing or disillusioning him in some way, and taking it incredibly, deeply personally. This Amber Tamblyn thing has been referenced several times as the original point of Enty's original betrayal of us(him),as loyal readers. We don't care about the Amber Tamblyn thing Can Opener, Sexy Jesus, whomever you are, go back to the original thing in your personal life that this supposed betrayal is reminding you of and work on that, I think you'd make alot more progress. Enty's no one and nothing to you, he's just a shadowy anonymous figure, who's the real person you're mad at?

Señior Seamhead said...

Danica & Ryan

Count Jerkula said...

@canopener: I'm looking at the $6500 # and thinking "someone ran a scam for a tit job." I hope it was a slob lawyer trying to get a stripper to love him, but I lean more towards a middle aged miserable broad thinking tits are whats holding her back from landing a man.

Any ladies with that line of thought should invest the $6500 in therapy.

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Sherry said...

I'd rather have the funny posts from hijack Friday than be solicited for funds. Especially from some angry troll.

Sugar said...

Yeah, me too Sherry. Bring back Robin Sparkles! This canopener fella is such a bore.

Gayeld said...

I was just going to point that out. Tiger is a known cheater, but he was footloose and fancy-free when he and Lindsey hooked up.

Gayeld said...

@Katie. Canopener is a looney who shows up to post Enty-venom every month or so when she gets her day pass from whatever facility she's normally kept in.

Kate said...

Maybe can opener is Farrah Abraham. She's pissed off about the post earlier.

Katie said...

People do care. That's why a bunch of regulars left this blog in the first place.

Katie said...

Right, how dare he/she complain! Such nerve!

Katie said...

I know. Being solicited for funds sucks.

RowdyRodimus said...

Danica. I bet she was really fun to be with after Stenhouse (her boyfriend) accidentally caused her to wreck. I thought it was fitting since he's also a rookie, is a better driver than her, has a better record in Sprint Cup but gets .01% of the press she gets.

Danica, if you happen to read this, remember you won't get caught in wrecks as often if you aren't constantly in 32nd place, three laps down at the halfway point. In other words, shut up and drive betch.

yodelay said...

@Katie Canopener, well then, if they left, they are not around to care anymore are they?

yodelay said...

@Anna, so true. It reminds me of a girl I used to know who was always in relationships....with people who didn't know her!

Katie said...

I said a bunch. Not all. Reading comprehension fail.

f281561 said...

I'm on board with the Danica guess. I would love to see how this plays out on the track as she has a horrible temper and is always playing the victim. It's always everyone else's fault but hers for her crappy driving.

Gypsy said...

Soletmegetthisstraight: @canopener has been coming here, talkin' mess and trollin' like a Grimm antagonist and NOW is asking/begging for contributions? I gotta say, that takes some balls. You win canopener, you are the ultimate douchebag.

Wen said...

With all her championships and medals, I would consider Lindsey Vonn A list. I like the Danica guess.

yodelay said...

@katie yeah, by you. If the ones who left did so because they were offended by the fundraising, then they already are aware of the situation and have changed their habits accordingly. If readers are still around, then they were not so bothered that they were turned off the site completely. Those who read do so because they want entertainment from this site. We are all adults here and have made our choice, hence the no one ("here" implied) cares.

Comprendo?

In all fairness, I read the original post and all who claimed to donate said they were happy to do so, regardless of the purpose. Who are you to question what other people do with their own money?

Obviously, you are severely lacking in your real life and have made it your psychotic mission to troll this site so good luck with that.

Count Jerkula said...

@Gypsy: Canopener cut and paste "Enty's" plea for cash made years ago. He/she is not soliciting donations for his or her self.

Tyger Lilly said...
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Tyger Lilly said...

I'm not sure any philandering athletes would surprise me at this point, the whole Tiger "Parade of Ho's" made me immune to that. So I'm just going to sit this one out.

But I'm going to comment once, and only once, on "Can Opener" or whatever this person wishes to refer to themselves today. All of the people here are relatively intelligent folks too, and we are abundantly aware that CDAN is not E! or People, and we have all heard the allegations about Enty. Yet we still choose to visit his site and comment on posts. The only results your rants bring is mild annoyance from some, confusion from others. I doubt you have convinced anyone to send you money, and if you have I pity for them. If you believe you have a valuable commodity, then by all means start your own blog and get your own followers. But stop trying to steal away, or "piggyback", Enty's. You're just embarrassing yourself and making yourself look crazy.

canopener said...

One of the main agencies I use is going to cut me off tomorrow night at midnight if I don't pay their annual subscription price. So, it is with that in mind that I come to you and ask for your help in defraying some of this subscription cost. I appreciate the readers who have purchased ads and that has helped a great deal but I am still several thousand dollars short.

If you are so inclined I would greatly appreciate $5 or $10 or whatever you are able to donate between now and tomorrow night. I know many of you are suffering through the recession or are unemployed and I love being able to write for you and let you have a few minutes each day where you don't have to think about anything other than how many typos one blogger can make in a day.

Not to make this sound like a PBS pledge drive, but for those of you who donate $50, I will send you a copy of Amber Tamblyn's new book Bang Ditto when it is released or a copy of her older book Free Stallion and have her write in it whatever it is you want her to write.

In addition, whatever money is raised above the $6500 goal, I will donate it to a charity we can all vote on later in the week.

--Enty

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http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/06/photo-licensing-fees-i-need-some-help.html
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Silkprint said...

Crazy baby!
I doubt Vonn ..she would have had the slobber of all the other chicks he was bangin all over her and she seems pretty new to the Tiger scene as she hasn't hit him upside the head with a golf club yet ..which we all know os coming . Maybe Serena??

MAC said...

Most of those that donated during that time did so with the understanding that they were paying for their own entertainment. Most said they had visited the site for years (at that time ad free) and were happy to give $5, $10, $50 to fund their daily entertainment.

Del Riser said...

I think this is Danica. She was married for quite some time to her personal trainer. She divorced him to be with Ricky Stenhouse. There were many rain delays lately and there could be lots of time spent in one's trailer, while Danica is being interviewed.
Danica seems to be pretty tightly wound to me, Nascar is "looser" than the open wheel racing she came from.
She better get used to a little side drafting, even if it is from her boyfriend.

JessicaG said...

Robin emailed me the other day. She was banned! We're going to Orange Julius this afternoon and have a good cry. And maybe we'll hit Claire's afterward, there's a buy one get one free sale on hoop earrings! I wonder if the book that canopener person is talking is at Chapters?

canopener said...

Why donations are needed:

http://web.blogads.com/adspotsfolder/ba_adspotsfolder_revision_create_shortcut?persistent_uid=fb1d9340c82bd7c2e76d76985576fac7&persistent_ref=

Emma F said...

Oh for gods sake. I've been reading for years. I donated. The site has given me years more entertainment. Seems like a fair deal to me. I couldn't give a toss what the cash was spent on.

Lets all just get back to the gossip.

Ramone Love said...

It can't be Danica, because she and Stenhouse are ALWAYS at the same tracks together, week after week. And it's not like the driver's motor homes are scattered all over the place; they park them in a pattern one next to the other. No one would ever get away with it.

kj said...

maybe we should donate to help canopener get back o his meds. btw it can't be lindsey or that hideious farrah. they would not know how to cut and paste. ah, lindsey has the cutting down and farrah went without the pasties. never mind

Silly Girl said...

It's too obvious of it's Vonn and Woods. Someone else for sure.

kj said...

danica patrick. i dont think vonn came along until after the initial scandal

Gabi said...

Cdan rocks, the people of Cdan are awesome.....

If you don't like it, please go away. Quietly.

canopener said...

"Today is the last day for the donation drive and that little button on the upper left. I want to thank everyone who has contributed or sent words of encouragement. Over the next three weeks I will be passing along more information about the show. Thanks to everyone who has offered to help on the show too. All of you are wonderful. Today, for the last day of the drive, I thought I would reveal a blind item for every $100 received. So, if it were like the other day, there would be 15 blind items that I would reveal on Monday morning. The goal though is more modest. $1000 and 10 blind items is the goal. That would bring the total for the week to $3000. Thank you again!!!"

--Enty

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/02/radio_04.html

schneefloeckli said...

Lindsey Vonn may be an ass, but she's the world's best female skier at the moment and A+++ in her sport.

Count Jerkula said...

And I am A++ list alkie in my local bar, but that makes me Y- list in the grand scheme of things. Every 4 years skiing gets to be a rung above the WNBA and the Pro Bowling tour.

PJJ said...

Lol! @yodelay

PJJ said...

+1