Thursday, June 13, 2013

Farrah Abraham & Charlie Sheen Want To Have Sex - With Each Other - Farrah Gets Upgraded Breasts To Get Ready For Business School

Farrah Abraham is graduating from middle school and moving on to high school in the porn world. Of course there is no graduating from high school, because if you had, then you would probably get a real job and not be a porn star. I know, I know, there are lots of college graduates who are porn stars who are just doing it for the money. I would love to know the percentage of porn stars who have graduated from college and the percentage who have graduated from high school and I'm not talking a GED. Anyway, Farrah has increased her bust size from C to D because C is for boring people who really do plan on getting a business degree and opening a restaurant. Farrah is also in the process of paying her respects to the Godfather of porn stars, who is Charlie Sheen and having sex with him. Probably not going to be on tape and I'm pretty sure someone who has a drinking problem like Farrah is probably making a mistake because she is going to see a whole lot more than booze and no matter how good she is in bed, I think Charlie is done with marrying.

42 comments:

FrenchGirl said...

Sheen deserves better

LottaColada said...

That's not winning.

portlandjewel said...

This is all sorts of gross.

Unknown said...

I'm starting to dislike her as much as that K Trash family.

__-__=__ said...

Reveal on celebrity found passed out in the car in the driveway of her home?? Stoya wrote an interesting article on tumblr. Backdoor Ferret is in for quite a life. Thanks MTV.

Anonymous said...

Well, she does have a baby so she has experience changing diapers. She can change Charlies. Maybe? Did she care for her baby or does her mom do all the work. Does she still have the baby or did she leave it in the vivid offices or in a closet somewhere and forget about it??

Glitter said...

This gal is as bad at Courtney Stodden...worse really. Farrah Free Summer, please.

Jeneral said...

If I remember correctly, the girl passed out in her car was underage.

auntliddy said...

Froggy- her mother is a nutbag. Sheen does deserve better. Abrams is trying sooooo hard its pathetic. Ugh

Meanie Rhysie said...

Does anyone get The Door's Back Door Man running through their head when they see this twat?

Oh, I'm a back door man...
the men don't know, but the little girl's understand...yeahhhh...

MontanaMarriott said...

Farrah is seeing the $$$$ signs all she has to do is poke a hole in the condom pop out a little Sheen and she is set for life a la Denise Richards

auntliddy said...

Montana, you mean denise richards will raise that baby too, lol. Im sure charlie got himself fixed, hes pretty smart in that respect.

__-__=__ said...

Jeneral - I don't think she's old enough to drink. Old enough to do porn though.

audrey said...

I watched two episodes of his show Anger Management. Why is this show on? He is basically playing the same character as he did on Two and a Half Men, but with a job and an ex wife. As for the teen mom--she seems to have graduated with honors from the Lindsay Lohan-Amanda Bynes school of How to Get Famous.

Count Jerkula said...

In 5 year, she will be unrecognizable as she turns herself into Jocelyn Wildenstien. Sad.

Hopefully we get to see her bent over and taking cawk some more before she's a total FrankenHooker.

Evil Kumquat said...

Why anyone as wealthy as Sheen would "date" porn actresses is beyond me.

Don't get me wrong, I love watching porn and I respect the majority of porn stars more than many major Hollywood actresses simply because the porn stars make no excuses for their "work" while the Hollywood actresses do all their banging behind the scenes (and merely tease fans with the odd topless scene for more money than many porn stars make in a year).

However, for me the fantasy of banging a porn star ends at the mouse and keyboard because deep down I can't help but think how much mileage that vagina has seen and when you add childbirth to the equation, we're deep into the realm of hotdogs down hallways.

Yeah, yeah, "childbirth doesn't ruin a vagina" blah blah blah, but all I know is for me the sex was always better with partners who didn't have kids or a long list of prior entries.

Sheen could have his pick of anyone really. Why these people?

Tempestuous Grape said...

blah blah blah blah blah ugly titties, blah blah blah no teeth

CrazyCatLady said...

Two words: No Commitment.

Unknown said...

I totally agree!!!

Unknown said...

She's trying REALLY, REALLY hard to get publicity - it's embarrassing to watch.

nevermindthat said...

Sheen can't be that damn desperate; this has got to be for publicity for this famewhore.

fedwaymom said...

Hahahahah she is not gonna win by sleeping with him.

Unknown said...

Yes!

megan00m said...

Super embarrassing. She is so convinced that no one notices how contrived she is. The fake "business mind" she presents with the vapid personality running the show...bletch.

MrsAmiss said...

Her poor daughter. Sophia is sooo cute and the poor girl has a wack job for a mother and grandmother.

AndrewBW said...

Oh man, I think we're going to need the CDC and the EPA together to clean up this mess.

Surrender Dorothy said...

French Girl wins! <3

megan00m said...

Update...saw texts...she asks him if he comfortable around "porn ppl"..she is an idiot..
However when asked if he'd like to have coffee? His response..."coffee is for grandma & amateurs"
Loooove it...
I think . someone is pulling her leg, and not Carlos Estevez.

OKay said...

Pretty sure at this point the only people even willing to have sex with Charlie Sheen are the ones who get paid for it...

Count Jerkula said...

@Kumquat: The same reason why a painting by Van Gogh is worth millions and a drawing by me is worthless. He wants to bang chicks who are masters at sex, not Suzy Doe Eyes he is going to have to prod and cajole into fun stuff and 50/50 if she thinks just getting naked and laying like a corpse is enough effort.

discoflux said...

Oh, she's winning alright. The STD lottery.

Sherry said...

How do we know they're going to get all jiggy wit it? Because of a Twitter feed? yeah I think someone is getting their hopes up for no reason and it's not Charlie. This loser girl needs to go the fuck away.

skimpymist said...

If she gets laid by Charlie she can get a good 200,000k from him. I t appears that Farrah is winning.

miss Z said...

i have always wondered if that song was about the physical back door or the cheating type back door man who sneaks in a back door when the husband gone...lol

miss Z said...

i have always wondered if that song was about the physical back door or the cheating type back door man who sneaks in a back door when the husband gone...lol

AudreyHempburn said...

Hahaha. Backdoor Ferret Frankenhooker! Snort worthy. :)

Anonymous said...

Sheen does deserve better. She's the bottom of the barrel. She'll probably get a healthy crack habit out of it.

Kimberley said...

I thought it was funny this morning when I heard a phone interview on VH1's Gossip Table or Circle or whatever it is called. She said she wouldn't be doing ANY kind of adult entertainment after the video. She was only going out greeting her fans.
Wasn't there a post about her stripping? Is sticking your naked body in someone's face/lap just a greeting?
I might have to reevaluate how I have been approaching my job interviews.

Anonymous said...

this is how the zombie apocolypse is going to start
World War Charlie

VeeBee said...

Pretty sure that is my new favorite response to coffee requests: coffee is for amateurs and grandma.

And Farrah, since I KNOW your famewhoring ass is totally reading this, it's YOU'RE, as in YOU ARE, NOT YOUR.

Count Jerkula said...

I always invite out for drinks and a bite. What gets drank and what gets bitten is TBD.

Goodnight said...

I don't care how nasty Farrah is, Sheen abuses women and she doesn't deserve to be abused just because she's gross and stupid.

So I vehemently disagree that Sheen deserves better. He doesn't deserve to be in relationships, sexual ones included, at all unless he can keep his fists to himself.

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