Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Dean McDermott Rolls The Dice - Gets A Peen Tattoo With Tori Spelling's Name

Even though he only managed to find room for the T and the O, I'm pretty sure Dean McDermott got the letters printed on his peen to go with the arm tattoo above. Tori Spelling Tweeted that Dean had come home and had the hottest Tori tattoo in an unbelievably intimate place. We know he is dumb enough to get a tattoo on his peen, so that has to be it right? I think it would have been hilarious if he had gone through all of this and come home and Tori served him with divorce papers. I guess he could tell everyone the TO stood for Terrell Owens or that he isaving up to get more letters after he gets a peen pump.

26 comments:

greenmountaingal said...

Classy! He should've tattooed the name Donna Martin instead.

Unknown said...

wow, lots of loathing for Dean. what's that about?

mmshukla008 said...

Tori's boobs never looked so good!

libby said...

I wonder if she'll pay him to hilariously attest to her attractiveness in these ways for the rest of her LIFE? Isn't that why this story would even get out---Another testament that Tori is not ugly, folks! And her hubbie still loves her, yessir!

I think 'try hard' is the term I'm looking for.

crila16 said...

Wow...they must be having marital issues, and he's worried about losing his bank account.

dee123 said...

WOW! I need coffee or vodka or something. I read that as Dylan McDermott LOL! Bobby Donnell would never!

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

He goes through a extremely painful (dong is very sensitive) issue for Tori Spelling?
I don't know what he would do for somebody actually hot.

Bacon Ranch said...

He was probably getting David Silver and convinced her the D was for Donna.

Staple611 said...

This early and we have shout outs to Donna Martin AND Bobby Donnell already? It's gonna be a good day :)

Sherry said...

Somehow I believe that's not the picture he got for the tattoo (since it appears to be on an arm) which means there is someone ELSE out there who finds Tori Spelling attractive. Who'da thunk there'd be two people out there?

Unknown said...

That's quite the commentary ENTY!!

Unknown said...

That being said I would not quess a dick tattoo- probably a man tramp stamp she can see while pegging him doggy style.

Redd said...

Whoa, Tori/Donna's come hither look has hypnotizing powers, ;p

Jurmanji said...

I raise you one. I read that Dylan McDermott lost a bet and had to get a tattoo of a peen with Tori's name inside.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

It's possible he got the tattoo just above his dick instead of right on it; IIRC the equivalent location on a woman is where Angelina got inked for Billy Bob back in the day. No matter where it is, though, this just can't be good...I thought the rule of thumb was to NEVER get a tattoo of your SO, because it almost invariably means you'll split up sooner rather than later. *shakes head*

crapbag said...

I can't believe I am going to say this.........there are two people who look just awful in pictures and on camera who look a million times better in person. Tori is one and the other is Rumer Willis. I am not saying they look drop dead gorgeous, but a lot better than on any film. Just a tid bit to cleanse my mind of a little weenie tattoo!

Mama Abroad said...

Add me to the list. I was like what the what?!?

H888FUL said...

Howard Stern thinks Tori is hot, I remember him going on about her on his show one time. It was a long time ago though, before all the kids. So now there's three people out there. There truly is someone for everyone!

Susan Bahns said...

tell us what you really think about Dean's peen entywood....hahhahhaha

auntliddy said...

Not getting the tori dean hate; who are they bothering? And its not nice to say they are visually challenging. We cant all be drop dead gorgeous!

Charlotte. said...

That's Dean's arm. He got that tattoo of Tori years ago.

Pink Cashmere said...

Butthole tats are all the rage now, so I'm going to say that's where it is. Plus, he only had to get the "T" bc the "O" is built-in!

Sherry said...

Thanks Charlotte. Splains why she looked so much better than now and makes me happy to know there's not another out there.

Charlotte. said...

Unfortunately, I think the likeness was overly flattering even then. At least in the boob department as they look round and normal there and not the lumpy horrors we know and love. I do actually like Tori though.

Anothergrayhare said...

Butthole tats? You're kidding, right?

auntliddy said...

Pink and another- why for the love if god?? Why???

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